:doh:god my birth cert says im over 50, but guess wat i know i deff dont feel it. life is wat u make it. i think as u realise tat u dont need sitter fr kids an not rushin home, tat life does become easier. u can enjoy ur time and fun as u feel like it. i wont say hang ups disappear as they dont, but they are less obvious. changes are evident when u can look in mirror an not pick out the faults. it is great feel sexy and enjoy the fun. and as for mature, we all mature wit age just like a good wine. he he.. rose:evil2:
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sexyandstud
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 66
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:inlove:i know jorge loves me so much..:thumbup: he gettin me a new heat gun for helpin wit the sanding..:fury: or maybe if he dont get me a romantic pressie also i usin the gun on him. :devil:i hav visions of him tied to a chair naked an im standing over him wit the heat gun all ready an my scraper in my hand.. :evil2:slowly peeling his skin off till he says he goin to get me a nice pressie.:inlove:
most men think that the best shape for a woman is to hav a narrow waist and a very broad mind.
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my sister once thought that a penal colony was a place for male nudists
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a man was told by his wife that he should be more loving, so he went an got 2 mistresses.
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the cpl next door are into sex doggie fashion - he has to beg for it an she rolls over an plays dead.
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a wife complained to her hubby about his love-making. he protested 'why dont you you ever tell me when you are about to reach orgasm' 'because' she replied ' you're never there'.
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what do girls who have sex on the first date usually do after sex?. open the window of the car to get some air.
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one of the fascinations for a man is reading the slogans and jokes on the walls in the mens urinals. but poor guys beware the notice stating. ' why are you looking at this wall? the joke is in your hand.'
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what goes in hard an quite stiff an comes out soft an wet?. chewing gum.
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what has balls an screws you every week?. the national lottery.
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the main difference between men an women is that the average woman wants one man to satisfy all her needs, while the average man wants all women to satisfy his one need.
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why do men become smarter when they are having sex wit a woman?. because they are plugged into a genius.
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why were men created wit their sex organ hanging on the outside their bodies?. so it would be easier for them to find it.
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you shouldn call a woman 'easy'.. it's much more polite to say that 'she's very accesible horizontally.
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when a woman is described as being 'easy'. it just means that she has the same sexual morals as the average man.
jorge an i want to thank all of ye who supported us in this. i also want to point out a few finer points of the article. our names were true, and tat for 5 hours it was a real anniversary party. we had cakes for the cpls whose anniversary it actually it was.( not printed ) i had paid for the function earlier in the day and the money involved was to recoup tat, it was not 20 per person, (not printed correctly ) we made no money what so ever. if anything we ended up loosing money. the reporter herself wore less than most of us. she went to a private bedroom of her own accord, might i also add she was not kicking and screaming . her name was not on the list and in no way was she shy. the hotel manager and security were in the function room all nyte and know that nothing went on there. they did however stop me bringing the bottles of champagne i had brought wit the cakes into the function room as i had not bought them from their bar. i had told the manager that the money i was collecting was donations fr costs already spent. now we hav been painted as sleazy pervs. anyone that actually knows us will know tat is not true. we hav never caused any probs wit any hotel tat we hav ever been in. i hav been to weddings an 21's and *normal family or friends* party's (pmsl) tat by end of the nyte there is crowd fighting over somtin stupid or somone has copped off wit somone elses b/f, g/f, wife or hubby. somone else is gettin sick in the corner or loo. we all can rem 1 like tat. these things didnt happen. everyone conducted themselves in a very respectable manner. also nobody should be conducting a witch hunt and blaming anyone fr anything. none of us did anything wrong or illegal. this is just a total fabrication, well 99% tat is. i cannot vouch for wat went on in tat private bedroom as we were not there. but was asleep in our own room, on our own. we hav to learn to respect each others private lives. we are sorry if anyone got hurt in the process and hope it can all be forgotten quickly an we get on wit enjoying ourselves again.
into a dark corner. where studly was soothin avalon. poor baby he said. come here an i will make u all better, i hav just the present to help. he wrapped his matador's cloak around the both of them. they ended up in a heap as stud cant skate anyway an buxy had thrown her bra to trip them both up. silky rushed over to pick them up an landed up in the middle wit his pink lace boxers on his head. addies was helpin dora fix her fillets. head was blowing up condoms wit bicurious and santa was fiddling wit his sack to try and...
addies an dora..
i hav the measuring tape an makin list fr ye.. :notes: how big did ye say again gals.. 
hwoar: was tat 9 r 10 ins.. or was tat bigger in length an girth.. 
i will phone few guys i know an pass on the list to ye:thumbup::thrilled: rose:inlove:
nearly forgot to ask?
:grin:does my butt look big in tat outfit:rascal:
i hav the measuring tape an makin list fr ye.. :notes: how big did ye say again gals.. hwoar: was tat 9 r 10 ins.. or was tat bigger in length an girth.. i will phone few guys i know an pass on the list to ye:thumbup::thrilled: rose:inlove:
nearly forgot to ask?
:grin:does my butt look big in tat outfit:rascal: :color::color::color:i was told this evenin tat my hse is santa's grotto. :color::color::color: well if the blighter in the red suit comes here i will be waiting for him..
i hope he gets stuck in my chimney :sticky:then i can hav a good sort through his sleigh.:grin: i want good pressie this year. 
an as fr decorations, :fuckinghell:i wish i could put them up just before midnight on xmas eve an take them down just after midnight on xmas night. sure tat enough of them anyway. im workin all over xmas an new year an will get enough xmas cheer to keep me goin till next year. :taz:
8) god i love when somone phones in the mornin after a good nyte out.:-? cant rem where they are or how they got there but u hav to be psycic an see them down the phone line. 
::twisted: still half sozzled from nyte before. 
god now i rem why i love xmas an new year an my job:laughabove: rose:evil2:
i hope he gets stuck in my chimney :sticky:then i can hav a good sort through his sleigh.:grin: i want good pressie this year. an as fr decorations, :fuckinghell:i wish i could put them up just before midnight on xmas eve an take them down just after midnight on xmas night. sure tat enough of them anyway. im workin all over xmas an new year an will get enough xmas cheer to keep me goin till next year. :taz:
8) god i love when somone phones in the mornin after a good nyte out.:-? cant rem where they are or how they got there but u hav to be psycic an see them down the phone line. ::twisted: still half sozzled from nyte before. god now i rem why i love xmas an new year an my job:laughabove: rose:evil2: marie lol u were invited to last 1 an it was in cork an you let us down.. 90% of the cork peeps tat asked to go also let us down. im thinkin tat the cork peeps were not interested except for the same few tat go to all the m/g's
:rose:I hav decided to make it black tie affair. would be so nice to see all ye sexy men in evening wear:hunk: an the ladies all love an excuse to dress up.:thrilled: an silky tat does not mean u will be wearin the suit wit no asse in it.
u hav to wear a proper suit.:laughabove: rose:inlove:
u hav to wear a proper suit.:laughabove: rose:inlove: :P this xmas cheer gettin me down. jorge an i only got 25 dec off, same as every year. so baaa humbug to ye all tat get to enjoy the xmas cheer an the trimmins. worst 1 i had was few years ago. major storm over xmas, i had already got 12 peeps invited fr dinner an then my ma an my sis had power cut an had to invite an extra 10 fr dinner. god 3 turkeys an all the trimmins. but we enjoyed it anyway an all had great time.. :cheers::thrilled: hope ye all hav good xmas an hope to chat to most of ye all somtime round then.. rose:smile2:
:cheers::thrilled: hope ye all hav good xmas an hope to chat to most of ye all somtime round then.. rose:smile2: :evil2:now bi tell the truth.. the reason u were checkin the ferries to there was. u got the idea if we got everyone out to an island then they cant escape.. :devil::lick: sorry everyone but bi has ulterior motives.:rascal: she has changed a lot over last few months an unlike the tortise she has broken the shell an escaped..
i also hav to tell ye tat her newest idea was.... 'rose how do we find out if there are any old prisons tat were closed down. god they would make great place fr m/g...' :scared: her ideas gettin loony here.:crazy: jeckel an hyde.. or som mad scientist.. so guys an gals feel safe fr now, im doin my best wit her.:thrilled: rose
i also hav to tell ye tat her newest idea was.... 'rose how do we find out if there are any old prisons tat were closed down. god they would make great place fr m/g...' :scared: her ideas gettin loony here.:crazy: jeckel an hyde.. or som mad scientist.. so guys an gals feel safe fr now, im doin my best wit her.:thrilled: rose :thrilled: i know wat i want..:small-print: a jorge tat does everythin fr me an dont mean george foreman grill. ffs :crazy:i would love to be able to buy sanity, anyone know of a shop sellin it. mail me here asap..:smile2: an everything just falls into place when i need it to.:laughabove: but then life's a bitch an always deals the wrong cards somtimes.:evil2: so fr now tat is my list:thumbup:
oh nearly forgot bigger boobs an my age to go backwards fr at least 10 years.
rose:inlove:
rose:inlove: NEWSFLASH...:smoke: i hav decided on a general area and dates.. but im keeping everything secret till the time is right.:evil2: so guys an gals there is no point pumping me fr info as telling nowt till i hav it all sorted. :notes: but will say im in brain freeze at moment lookin at hotel rooms online an function rooms.:crazy: haven decided on a theme as yet but tat too will come wit time. :thrilled: rose
:2fingers: hows about i put a real spanner in the works.:devil::twisted: how bout carlow an then bi an i haven got to travel too far..:thrilled: seriously guys an gals i really haven decided where as yet. :thumbup: but rest assured i will let ye all know in plenty of time to get yerselves sorted an put yer names on the list.:notes: god xmas not over yet.:crazy: will get back to ye soon when i got it sorted :thumbup: rose
god wat can i say as ye all hav said it all. 
but i do hav to thank bonns an clyde an dubcplmg.:smitten: jorge went earlier in the day an i followed on later, seems i missed lots by being late but was sill there by 9pm. the hse is faboulous and as fr the food an the company, everyone out done themselves. the place was well protected as we had batman an wonderwoman and the army and james bond wit a twist an his sexy sidekick pvc copwoman. we met the trekkies an the witches an the rest. the convict stud celebrated his birthday an there was even a cake an candles fr him. peeps there will all vouch tat bonns an clyde an dubcplmg out done themselves wit the hospitality. :thumbup:god who in their right minds would allow so many of their friends to invade their home like tat.:-? but then they are so hospitable tat they made us all feel welcome and fed us an even provided drink and had music. we even had a dr there if some of the peeps needed aaaahhheeemmm attention. an a nurse to help him. the priest was there fr absolution fr those who needed to confess their sins.:-o jorge an i totally enjoyed ourselves an to put paid to the silly rumours it was the best party ive been to fr a long time.:thumbup: everyone got on like a hse on fire an made new friends. as fr brekkie next mornin :sticky:thomas wasnt to cook but gerry was a great cook an fed us all like a pro.:thrilled: thank god.. so again thanks to everyone who helped their party a success an hope jorge an i get invited again. we wouldn miss it fr the world. an to put another myte aside, i also found out tat scots men an women really dont wear anythin under their kilts,:evil2: i checked a few times also just to make sure.. he he.. we love ye bonns an clyde an gerry an mary. cant wait to do it again soon:inlove::thrilled: rose and jorge
an thanks also fr all the boo sperms tat clyde donated. he should get a medal as didnt know tat he had so much in him.
live4life
Posts: 192
Posted: 05/11/2008 15:41
tell the truth lucy - u loved my ruler - and so did mr bigballs.........
these get togethers are the best way to get to know people on the site - its just a shame that the single guys let the side down every time by not turning up...
anyway ----- everyone looked very sexy and roll on the next one...
louise xxx
lucylovesit
Posts: 1
Posted: 05/11/2008 11:30
thank you guys for organising another fantastic night and stud i hope your back is ok after all that lyeing on the floor lol. Everyone looked fantastic even live with her paddle we forgive her for slaping us all about a bit. Pandora was fantastic and mr cave man arrrrrrrr.
thanks again
lucy and garryxxxxxxxx
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k all u sexy girls tat were at the meet on sat nyte, ye hav a lot to answer for.:-o ye should be ashamed of yerselves. ye put poor topdog in hospital. i blame slightly and lucylovesit an the rest of the lady pirates and anne and linda an hornydubcpl4 wit their eye poppin outfits.hwoar: and as fr bicuriousme, you could hav given him an escort to hospital as u had the cop uniform, even if it was pvc.8) an niamh, u call urself a nurse. u could hav mopped his brow in the ambulance to the hospital.:smile2: the poor man was rushed at 2:am in an ambulance to hospital to hav his appendix removed at 5am. i only thank god tat ye didnt kill him. ye all owe him an apology. i dont as i was the only 1 covered up ffs. so ye all owe h:whistling::worship:im lots of tender lovin care now an apologies. :inlove: rose
k all u sexy girls tat were at the meet on sat nyte, ye hav a lot to answer for.:-o ye should be ashamed of yerselves. ye put poor topdog in hospital. i blame slightly and lucylovesit an the rest of the lady pirates and anne and linda an hornydubcpl4 wit their eye poppin outfits.hwoar: and as fr bicuriousme, you could hav given him an escort to hospital as u had the cop uniform, even if it was pvc.8) an niamh, u call urself a nurse. u could hav mopped his brow in the ambulance to the hospital.:smile2: the poor man was rushed at 2:am in an ambulance to hospital to hav his appendix removed at 5am. i only thank god tat ye didnt kill him. ye all owe him an apology. i dont as i was the only 1 covered up ffs. so ye all owe h:whistling::worship:im lots of tender lovin care now an apologies. :inlove: rose :thumbup: well jorge an i cant wait lol..:thrilled: somone else doin the organising is brill. god i will be stress free for a change. as fr the brekkie, dont say i said anythin but jorge was a chef for 24 years.. i will even bring his old uniform. :smug: so will be seeing ye soon, an i may even help to serve brekkie as hav a cute little maids uniform. (emphisis on the little) but it dont cover much :smile2: rose an jorge
:welcome: hi everyone. I just want to thank all those who attended our 4th m/g for the site. A great nyte was had by all and as fr the costumes they were excellent. A big thank you to adameve for the being the dj's and also to pandora98 the band. The music was so good tat i think most peeps hav very sore feet today. I know jorge an i hav anyway. I think it was a good turn out and to those who got prizes fr the costumes, well done. Also thank you to steve an griff and the rest of admin for their support for the last 4 m/g's and we hope to continue these for a very long time. rose an jorge
O my god.. i just checked the pics an video... :taz: ye all totally mad lol an some more than others..hwoar: wat hav i got myself into rose an jorge
O my god.. i just checked the pics an video... :taz: ye all totally mad lol an some more than others..hwoar: wat hav i got myself into rose an jorge sexy mysterious curvatious lady. great sense of humour. loves being treated to a good nyte out. partial to sexy men. loves the finer things in life but willing to compramise on a little for the right person. has own bag of tricks an willing to travel. has been known to be little naughty on occasion. comes wit very good references and own very sexy curvatious body without the implants.
