One Friday night my wife J went out on the town with a few of her friends. I got a call about 9 to make the bed in the spare room as E was going to stay over. So I made up the bed and put out some fresh towels on the end of the bed for her. Then after a bit I went off to bed and off to sleep. I wake to the noise of the two of them laughing down in the kitchen. As they taught it was a good idea to have yet another bottle o...