A woman is standing at the pearly gates talking to saint peter when she hears an awful scream! "what was that?" she asks "Oh don,t you worry" saint peter says "that was the person before u getting holes drilled in their backs for their wings" Ouch!" she blurts!
Again she hears another ear shattering scream "now what was that?" she inquires again.
Saint peter responds by saying "Oh thats the same person getting holes drilled in their head for the halo!" terrified the woman looks at saint peter & says " i think i'd rather go to hell!"
saint peter replys "Oh no you don't want to go down there! u'll be & sodomized down there so you will!"
The woman pauses for a moment then replies "well at least i've already got the holes for that!!" :devil:
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nicple
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
Straight Male, 63
Ireland
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Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married
and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually
drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives. After much discussion,
they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.?
The following week they met up again to compare notes.?
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end of
the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all
the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather
bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad
passionate love on his desk right then and there!'?
The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When my
fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask,
leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not
only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!?
The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning. I
made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long
scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather
bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished
it off with a black mask.?
When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down
and yelled; 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner??
