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losmags
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
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Master of Sex
Actually i'd like to vote for myself as official s4i grinch....i got hairy ears, shout a lot, and have been known to turng reen at the first sniff of egg-nog. I'll be borrowin tusseys shotgun and sittin in the tree next to our house waitin for the fat, red-suited fucker and his bunch of smelly reindeer....mmmm, reindeer steak for xmas day brekkie....yummy!!!
andy
Master of Sex
there's a reason xmas only comes once a year.....if we had to listen to those godawful fake xmas sentiments all year round the streets would be full of bodies. Grinch me no griches addies, or the rest of u sad sacks (no, not santas sacks lol), i didn't even like it when i was a nipper, never mind now. the only 2 reasons xmas is tolerated in our house are 1) small child 2) jax looks good in an elf suit lol.
andy
Master of Sex
Not a song, but xmas related.....in Catalonia every nativity scene has a man squating and defecating somewhere, usually by the head of the crib. It's usually a famous figure - a footballer, politician, film star - and it is an integral part of the scene for catalans, who are a very scatalogical folk - their name for an xmas log literally translates to "shit log". We found this out from watching QI....we lived in catalonia for a year and missed the shitting man and shit logs completely for some bizarre reason lol.
Andy
Master of Sex
I remember back in around 1980 kenny everret used to do a new years eve show on uk telly. one year they had a band called The Greedy Bastards, which was basically Thin Lizzy plus Gary Moore, doing "we wish you a merry xmas"...now THAT'S what I call xmas music :grin
Andy
Master of Sex
thanks for that bi.....i'm glad that one of the mod team has responded to this. as it happens what u said shud happen i.e. a quiet word WAS what happened...as i said b4 i'm not complaining about that, but i do feel that UNTIL the comments or innuendos start there isn't any harm in it, and mods shud be taking it in the context of what is going on in the chat room as they have no written guidelines (at the moment). there are much, much more offensive things that r said/seen in regular chat than the odd off-colour comment about someones dog - the cucumber being reversed onto springs to mind as a recent example - tat's put an awful lot of folks off salad for life hun!!!
to be honest if i was given the choice between clarity and confusion i'd vote for clarity, but we ain't kids on here, and admin seem awfully worried about their reputation, when actually it's OUR reputation that may be at risk by these things, although i'm far from convinced about that.
If , as u say, the rules are open to change, then I'd like to request formally that alcohol abuse be added to the list of proscribed subjects for the sake of balance. Just because something is legal doesn't mean it's "right", in the same way that something being illegal doesn't automatically make it "wrong" - to quote the late great Hunter S. Thomson... "morals are temporary, wisdom is permanent."
andy
Master of Sex
One last think in response to whay aurora said....there had been no inuendo regarding the dog b4hand, nor was there any after....we were actually talking about him so i just showed folks what he was like...even if i hadn't been asked to turn the cam off it would have been - and the mod concerned had been present in the room throughout it, so it really was unnecessary.
Master of Sex
well frank, as it happens tussey is one of the few people who DOES know the full i told him....he also knows what happened afterwards, which u don't. Initially i wrote a very long post regarding the whole thing...not complaining about the mod, but highlighting a cpl of issues that i, and others, feel shud be addressed, but it took me so long to write it my session on the site timed out, and i couldn't be arsed to try and reconstruct it, so just posted that instead.
I have, in the not so dim and distant past, seen mods on cam with their animals, and other menbers as well, and nothing has been said.
Aurora hun, if u can tell me where exactly to find where it says no animals on cam I'd appreciate it if u cud tell me, coz it's not in the chat room rules that i can find....in my first post i quoted the rules verbatim as they pertain to camming, here's the url of the page i took them
It does say in the AUP that photos should not contain animals, but it does not say anything about them being on cam. that might sound like i'm splitting hairs, but if we r told to stick to the rules that are posted, then surely ALL the rules shoud be posted? Ther are quite a few of the rules that could do with either clarifying or having their definitions extended...one that springs to mind straight away is the ban on the mention of drugs and drug abuse - why has this not been extended to include alcohol abuse, which is a far more prevalent phenomena than abuse of drugs, both on the site and in real life?
my point in posting this thread was not as much to complain about being told to take the dog aff cam....it was to highlight the need for clarity in the rules and consistency from the mods - quite a few of whom i consider friends, and most if not all i take to be reasonable folks - not the first time this has been brought up by a long way, and probably not the last.
As for franks comments about "the great clique", ur making at least one assumption there mate - that being that either myself or the mod concerned are a part of it....well far as i'm aware neither of us are, although we both speak to the folks i think ur refering to...and trust me frank, if i'd had the slightest suspicion thats why it happened there would have been ructions from this end right there and then - i'm not afraid to speak my mind or defend my position, and am quite capable of doing both.
As it happens either the same evening or the next mrs los had words with another mod (who i would consider part of the clique) regarding the telling of jokes offensive to that certain section of the native population who's toes must never be trodden on, although a "joke" about burning black people wasn't commented on. Go figure.
Andy
PS..I'd love to hear what admin has to say about the animal thing...but i'm a firm believer in not legislating for idiots - let folks use their common sense regarding these things ffs, don't treat us like we are kids or stupid - yes, i know, some folks ARE stupid, but surely there should be an assumption of non-idiocy until someone proves that they ain't all there.
Master of Sex
Ahhh now dear hubby - if you're going to mention anyone covering Personnal Jesus it has to be the late great Johnny Cash!:cry:
Also totally brill - Daniel (Elton John) but being done by Fuel
oh oh must think of more
(I won't mention Rolf Harris doing Stairway:giggle::censored::censored::censored::censored: as censored is what it should have been:mrgreen
Jax
:inlove::smoke::karaoke:
Jax
:inlove::smoke::karaoke: Master of Sex
Ah cork, wasn't in any real order, just as i came across them on itunes lol....love most of the manson covers as well...tainted love and personal jesus me faves tho from him...here's a few more from me collection..
billie jean - chris cornell
hit me baby one more time - system of a down
that's not my name - dizzee rascal
take ur mama out - zutons
enjoy the silence - tori amos
andy
Master of Sex
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Have to say Jeff Buckley's version of Leonard Cohens, Hallejulah.....perfect afterwards music.
if you dont know it...google it....then again anyone who;s seen Shrek 1 will know it, but Rufus Wainright sang that version.
actually hun the version on shrek is john cale...total class tho, great choice.:thumbup:
Master of Sex
The net is a great place to find unusual cover versions....here are some of my faves:clap:
viva las vegas - dead kennedys
running to stand still - raine maida featuring chantal kreviazuk
cry me a river - lost prophets
sweet jane - cowboy junkies
crazy - nelly furtado
andy
andy Master of Sex
this is for the ediffication of the mod who told me to get my dog off cam last night because it was against the rules...
Opening chat rooms
No room names are to contain references to any activity that is against the site rules or anything against the UK law.
No room names are to contain references to any activity that alludes to or , if such a room is opened your account will be banned and your details may be reported to the Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre.
Opening multiple rooms at the same time is prohibited.
If you open a room you must warn someone if they have breached the chat room rules and if continued, remove the member if necessary.
By opening a room, you must as the host ensure that the members who join comply with the site and chat room rules.
Rooms will be closed if the host has left.
If you do want people “Directing†then open a room with “Directing Allowed†in the title
The following rooms are not permitted to be opened in the chatroom: rooms
Panty rooms or anything underwear-related
Phone rooms
Any room that states that there are no rules
Video/movie playing rooms
Wind up/fake rooms i.e., "Live Sex show at 12:00", "Room closing in 30 seconds" or similar
rooms
Anything related to trading of photos or porn videos
Using or viewing webcams
By using a webcam you are consenting for others to watch what is being displayed. If third parties are shown, it must be with their consent and under no circumstance should they be allowed to type in chat.
No individual that is, or appears to be under the age of 18, is permitted to be visible on cam.
You must not leave you web cam unattended for a period longer than 10 minutes, you should only clearly display yourself at all times.
Strictly no cam requests or directing.
No illegal activities are allowed to be undertaken or displayed on cam.
Playing any type of video across your web cam is strictly prohibited.
à can't see anywhere that is says u can't show ur pet to someone on cam...it's hardly a issue (which was the justification given) if all u can see is their head and shoulders (he's a bloody big dog lol), and I've seen loads of folks showing their pets, dogs and cats, on cam before.
so, if someone tells u it's against the rules, ask them to point u in the direction of the page that states this, coz i can't find it.
andy
Master of Sex
well i'm glad someone has revived this thread, coz i've a few to add of my own....
When I was born, I was black. When I grow up, I'm black. When I'm ill, When I die, I'm black. But you - When you're born, you're pink. When you grow up, you're white. When you're ill, you're green. When you go out in the sun, you go red. When you're cold, you go blue. When you die, you're purple. And you have the nerve to call me Colored?
Malcom X
One whose chief regard is for his own mind, and for the divinity within him and the service of its goodness, will strike no poses, utter no complaints, and crave neither for solitude nor yet for a crowd. Best of all, his life will be free from continual pursuing and avoiding.
Marcus Aurelius, Meditations – Book Three
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.
Hunter S. Thompson
Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.
Janis Joplin
and finally....
if they can't take a joke...fuck 'em.
me
andy
Master of Sex
:doh:well that's 2 irish programs there addies...father ted and the panel:huh:...frank spencer was some mothers do 'ave 'em...and i'd like to add Ideal, although i'm probably not allowed to because it's about drugs:smoke:, and Most Haunted - technically not a comedy, but by god i think it's the funniest thing ever
andy
andy Master of Sex
Anyone ever watch Sunny Side Farm with Phil Daniels / Mark Addy / Matt Lucas?
I think it only ran for one series (possibly because I was the only person watching it.......:evil2:
Also
Time Gentlemen Please
Two Pints Of Lager and A Packet Of Crisps
And of the older "classic" sit coms
Rising Damp and Steptoe and Son
Jax :smoke::inlove:
Life is short! Break the rules!
Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly!
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. .
And never regret anything that made you smile. 
Master of Sex
I'm probably showin my age here, not to mention my cynical soul (lol), but Don Mclean - Vincent. I know it's not really a love song in the same way as some of the others picked here, but it is a song packed with emotion. It's also kinda weird that me an jax both picked a song with the same name give or take a word, but no collusion there, just coincidence.
Andy
