Bicurious...
Your tent must be purple, surrounded by Carnations, and set-up under an oak tree.
Dine yourself on currants and onions.
Wait, not a minute, not 10, but a full 86 minutes after eating your onions, then have your thighs gently caressed with a slightly warmed topaz neclace dangling against your skin amidst the warm breath of your lover.
That is truely the sex-art to get a sagittarian going.
jo
And everyone thinks us Virgos dull.....until that silky prudish exterior is plunged to the fine carpeted floor with a quick outward flick of the wrist. Tempted onto a clean pure satin white bedsheet, the mocker of us fairer sign soon breathlessly shouts out...
stop you fucking sex maniac and arrange your flower vases instead.
jo
Make the following what you will, but parts of the body are associated with each star sign (and as this is Sex Sign, then ...whatever..)
Aries (Head).....all talk well thought out...but with no heart
Libra (Kidney).....posied for some piss fun?
Taurus (throat)......'I choked Linda Lovelace' tee-shirt.
Scorpio (genitals)......what has that gotta do with sex?
Gemini (arms/hands)......men: chose geminis with small hands.
Sagittarius (hips/thighs).....that's that funny creature like a man with a horse joined at the hip (or so he says)
Cancer (breasts).....I don't think it means Tits...just the breast area. so there.
Capricorn (knee).....a bit horny on all fours or watch out for carpet burns.
Leo (Heart).....Aaaah. Romanic with fire.
Aquarius (lower leg and ankle).....men, start kissing there.....it works.
Virgo (intestines).....shit!
Pisces (feet).....yep. Very sexy, like a wet fish.
Good matches are:
Virgo and Aries....fire and earth, with the dainty dragon fly giving a hot dragon a run for their money.
Virgo and Scorpio....sex-star-king sign scorpio discovers some down to earth non-stop erotic sex action from a calico-clad virgo 'maiden'. Scorpio has the 'go'....virgo doesn't 'stop'.
Pisces and Pisces, and Capricorn and Capricorn....washing ya feet would be more fun.
jo
Great Sex Sign reading Addies. Did you make them up?
I like the one about Virgo....sounds pretty true to me.
jo
and...Do you have to pay more for the Squirel and two cans of beer?
or is that Unknown?
I don't wish to get into a 'moral' debate here (I placed that bit in the Anything goes forum)....but would love to nonetheless.
I don't think the first post here is right in wanting an affair. I also don't think that the assassination of that post is right either. But then maybe they are not wrong either.
Confused? :-?well that is natural because of the potential of 'morals' creeping in.
It does seem as though a swinging site such this has multiple meanings of 'swnging' anyway...eg are dogging, 'Singles Flirting', 'XDs',TS etc etc 'Swinging'? no. But that doesn't mean that they have no place here.
I don't think that this site is a place to 'guarantee' a good chance of 'cheating' anyway. :violin:
I would, however, say to someone considering having an affair (if they can't speak to their wife about problems) that they should join this site.....what they will get is a good overall view of a group of people who are out to have fun. Where general and often light-hearted (and very humorous) discussion on sex and other things are brought On-Line without the heaviness of, say, a dating site. The forums and chat-rooms (that are brilliantly whacky at times) will soon get someone thinking twice about 'cheating' when they discover that there is more out there in 'sex-land' than just getting your end away.
As for the 'descriptions' on people's profile:
there were some bizarre choices available when signing-up. I, for example, was best described by them as 'almost divorced'. Not sure what it really means, but I will be when my wife get's her solicitor to send me some documents for the first time. The descriptions places me as 'single male'.....but where is the sign-up choice to select "Still Married but now lives with Girlfriend"? {by the way, in case anyone is wondering...I did not hook-up with my present girlfriend whilst I was with my wife. I do have certain morals!!!}
I'm sure that there are married ladies out there who are also looking for a bit-on-the-side. Good luck to 'em.
Maybe 'Cheating' is really an excuse to stay with someone that you'd rather not be with? who knows? I don't.
Unless you're partner is realy awful, the grass is never ever greener...it may be different.....and you may take some welcomed (?)(secret) experience back to your partner (so long as it isn't something that get's them to the STD clinic), and you may realise that you actually already have what you're looking for.
Jo and Co.
losmags.....yep you're perfectly right (glad you didn't say some 'gobshite' linked the two threads).
But the two threads are linked. This is a side-ramble from the Drugs thread.
jo
Only with rules...
a) No cheap white toilet paper stuck in fartleberries.
b) No one does it to me ('cause I like to keep my cheap toilet paper stuck to my arse...that's why)
c) I do it to partner, but not after cuming.
Simple and great (so long as not planned).
:P
jo (andwould agree as well)
Going by the behaviour of you lot of kinkies, it would sound as though 'My Bed' would be a bit eccentric and weird.
j
I wanna be a geek but don't know how.
Help me.
I need a scientist, engineer, mathematician, computer scientist, medicine people to help me cum (I've only ever slept with those types).
jo (and his half-solved rubic cube)
Some great stuff there. Good points and well put. I think that the replies on this site to what are essentially academic questions show a quality not really seen on similar sites.
OK. so we may all be biased to one way way. But that is mot the point.
I have little to add....unless this comes up in another post.
jo
I've been off site for a while now. I hope I didn't add too much fuel to a fire (or start any). (I'm pretty benign really!)
But, I say that this has been a good debate. A good thread. People have been opinionated, but generally pleasant and ALL with very good arguments.
Site rules are site rules though.
love
jo
In another Thread, the point of "Moral Stances being discussed on a Swinger Site" was brought up.
So. Is Swinging, or an interest in Swinging, Immoral for consenting adults of sound-mind?
....without getting too deep into the nitty-gritty of psychology and sociology and religion and anything else....
I see nothing immoral about consenting adults having a hedonistic venture.
jo (who is doomed to eternity in fire and brimstone anyway)
"Bet you loved it"
or
"That was good I'll tell my mates about you"
(ok, some of you women may say...."great idea...I hope your mates are better than you")
"Are you making coffee?"
"Damn. I have to wash these sheets again."
"Glad I'm on the Pill, I wouldn't won't to reproduce men with those efforts"
"Yuk. Egg-white!"
Jo & Co
Andy....in many respects, I respect your reply on this. And agree with much of it.
And, I'm not being a hypocrite. I am a liberal though (yep…we exist in reality).
My reply or comments on this are not meant to be an attack on anyone, but I’m certainly brave enough to openly vent them and take whatever comes back (I wouldn’t vent controversial comments and expect not to have a counter-argument).
I may sound like a 'moral' goody-goody, but I'm not. I’m not on any moral high-ground either. And I’m certainly not of the ‘Just say No’ school of thought…..it doesn’t work anyway. I also don’t think that frenzied public out-cries work either.
I believe in the rights of the individual (with provisions) and the right to speak one's mind.
If someone wants to smoke pot then I don't put-them-down…........hopefully, it is their own free adult choice with a ‘sound-mind’; I would, however, see it a great pity for someone being pushed into taking drugs (and alcohol and cigarette for that matter).
If the site gets a reputation for being a source of dealing, then who knows where that will take us with the guardians of our laws (or peace).
Do we want that? No.
I had initially mentioned 'why is alcohol OK, but drugs ain’t?'
To me they do about the same amount of harm to society (alcohol probably more so!). It is just that one brings Mr Plod knocking on people’s doors.
Also, remember that it is illegal for me to smoke my beloved cigarettes in a pub with my brit-vic orange juice. The moral stance of society saw to that.
It would simply be so boring to start quoting statistics and facts (legal, medical, scientific) here. Stats, however, do not favour alcohol.
The action of drugs on the body was my specialisation (so could go to great lengths on the Medical/scientific aspects)…even though I no longer work in that area.
has always baffled me. We could even argue about the actual word ‘drug’….I think, however, that we all know what ‘drug’ is supposed to mean (ie not aspirin).
The provisions of legislation regarding 'prescribed' drugs and 'illegal' drugs is as Andy points out. That makes life quite complex.
You mention that we are all adults. Yep. Maybe.
Whilst I think that most people on this site are decent intelligent, and very nice, folk, there bound to be some odd-bods out there who are not quite of sound-mind. Many odd-bods think that Sex and abuse of people go hand-in-hand; we can’t encourage them to think that Sex, and Drugs and Abuse go hand-in-hand as well. Surely we see that in the Porn industry where a craving for coke is satisfied (opportunistically) by a bloke and a camera.
OK, that argument is wide open for attack.
Art…. opium, laudanum etc etc were the potion of choice for many of our great minds of the past, but it did them no favours in the long run. Being a musician at one time, I heard so many people in my bands quote something like ‘Hendrix, and the late 60s did drugs’…..yep, true.
Both are dead. The legacy, however, lives-on because those people had lives and creativity. I don’t think that they magically got that from Acid or whatever.
Viagara…..although I’m in the age bracket to need it (“40 over 40†they say) , I don’t need it (yet). If I did then I’d be first to post the results of whether it works or not. I think plenty of Extra Virgin Olive Oil is a better option.
Andy, you mention Morals on a ‘Swingers Site’
...glad you brought that up. That should be a Thread of it's own.... any takers to start that?
As Deep Purple (Child in Time) sang "...wait for the ricochet.."....
j
No.
Ozzies use vegamite (spelling please?)....but not necessarily in a girls bump-crack.
LB...i'm only upside down sometimes.
xx
J
I don't think women take kindly to you using her bum-crack to aid buttering-up a Marmite sandwich. Even if you do eat the mess later.
I got slapped last time I did, especially as I don't actaully eat Marmite!
Maybe that needs a public poll to resolve that one.
Bertie....a referendum for you to organise at public expense.
j
In reply to an earlier question on this thread....(set by LB)
Yes. and Yes.
Pregnant woman....but I knew what she was at (and she giggled her head off and peed even more).
Dirty.....but nice. :devil:
Jo
Looking at the chat-room, you can see if they have anything that looks a bit womany.
Yep. There are women here. There's probably more blokes though (and could you expect any different?)
This is something that's been debated hotly in threads of the past.
good hunting.
jo 
