gently moved the heated torch towards an aged, hairy (grey in places), but eagerly-waiting-any-attention old crones mons da venus.
No! NO! pleaded Snow White....have consideration.
We can't be overcome by the wrecked smell of a crones hair burning in the peaceful forest air.
Give me that lady shave....it needs a womans hand to get this right.
Armed with a lady shave and cream shavefoam aerosal can, Snow White.....
I simply feel fucking inadequate on this thread........I'll go back to the Sex Signs thread instead (it's more me)
A wicked voiced cried out.....
It was the ugliest burd the dwarfs had ever seen.....the wicked whitch riding her well worn broomstick.
"YOU THINK....",
she shrilled,
"that you can find real woman in that shaven haven".
"YOU THINK..." she cackled, "you could hunt the over grown forest for dew-drops and sweet nectar". "NO!"
The Whitch lifted her black gown showing a broomstick handle rubbing wildly off the bushiest bush the dwarfs had ever seen....hair to the back of the knees, hair to the belly-button (and further).
"YOU THINK....", she smiled a big "come-on-boys" smile, "that you........"
Welcome Coolhand (and fellow virgoan if my reading is correct).
Soz to hear about the ex-; I've joined that club a while ago.
And, keep up the promise of some good postings.
jo
A funny little 4 foot man from the Clothes Shop suddenly appeared, and said to the Bride:
“Mrs step this wayâ€.
In a instance she was back in a changing room.
Looking around… she saw an AA man’s outfit, pantomime Sheep costumes, a tweed librarian's of wondrous adventures awaiting the next
With a gentle gesture, the Shop Keeper beckoned her to remove the wedding dress and the silk blue garter. He indicated that the satin lace, and slightly stained as they were, knickers should be gently removed as well.
With eyes focused deep on the Tweed Librarian’s outfit and a book on the Dewi Decimal System of book classification, the Bride removed all items as directed with a discipline rarely seen in a woman so bold.
But before she finally removed the knickers, she felt an urge to grab.....
Are there a lot of virgos on this site?
Seems to be popular sign (obviously not by our choice)
OR
Are we virgos happy to share our desire to pour, delicate, intoxicating hedonistic pleasure all over the world?
As for anyone wanting just any old star sign…..no……your Bull will be a Bull, you Ram will be a Ram, but your damsel fly virgo turns from a dragonfly to a dragon.
No sooner have the pleasure of a gentle tantric clitoral massage started before arch-en-circlesthrust your yoni to the sky.
And, you get a dam good rooting as well with stars say it (yet more poetical).
Jo (I’m back after being after time spent re-hydrating a de-juiced Scorpio)
Hope no one thought that I was using 'shemale' as the description. I simply " " quoted it in ref to the thread title.
I think that on that alone (and I did say that I wasn't gonna give a massive list), that the names being applied are not widely know OR if known then have differnt meanings to different people.
Maybe, there should be a sticky on this topic and similar ones as a 'Glossary' of terms. Wikipedia aint always that good you know.
I shouldn't really mention this (as where I'm from is irrelevant), but I will:
I'm from a place that has been, for a large part of my lifetime, much more free in its attitude to people of different sexualities and sexual preferences. That place has not always been like that, and there are still plenty of bigots and lots of problems.
The progression to a more liberal thinking society is not without its problems....media coverage of topics may enlighten otherwise ignorant bigots and feed them with extra 'words' with which to class and attack people.
But time does do liberalism a favour....eventually.
jo (a liberal thinker...but often punished for being one)
I like porn, but it's kinda boring as well in gen. A bit of mature or BBW is OK (actually, they are more than OK)
Amateur home-made stuff is good;
but not the porn-industry's 'look-like amateur' films.
Yeah, sexectra is quite good....a bit of fun there. The presenters do get up my nostrils a bit though.
Porn-industry....rather too serious and, in some ways, it portrays some form of 'control'.
Watching porn alone? no. Not for me (alone).
jo
I've some Hundreds and Thousands to go on top.
But you leave the best bit til last? :yinyang:
I'm a hetero bloke (though no one who knows me seems to think that...including my wife-to-be-ex-wife). I don't normally dress in womens clothes (but I have, and it felt good). I have no desire to be or act like a women. SO, with those credentials, I'll say:
Anyone should be whoever (note, not 'whatever' nor 'whomsoever') they want to be (if they are allowed)
Now, without getting into the 'exact wordings' list,
I will be friends with a TV/TS/XD or 'shemale'
if they are a nice person.. AND I will NOT be ashamed, and not ashamed to admit it.
If they are not a nice person as a person, then I won't be friends. Simple as that.
And, I've been in chat-rooms with Dora (who I'm glad to see is posting some stuff on the Threads nowadays). Dora looks great.
And one final point: Not only do I accept 'shemales', I welcome them and am glad that the world has an extra dimension of glamour and preference being gradually added to the front-line of society.
:welcome:
jo
I've been told I look like that Goldblum feller from the Fly,
and that I look like an ugly version of a thin Elizabeth Taylor (but she was so so hot once).
and was, the other year, mistaken as being 'the dad of one of the Rolling Stones'!!!(cheek)
my kids just say I look like a C**t (and as many people look like that then I must look like many people????)
jo
and the hotter you are, the faster they melt.
Food fun....should have more of that in films.
marmalade, ummmm, I like marmalade. {that's not a line from a film, but from a Pink Floyd album by the way}
jo
Ok. Must admit....
getting into a freshly used wet pussy after someone else.
Licking out that pussy wouldn't be kinky...it would be pure dream in heaven.:angel:
A bit boring....that sums me up.
jo
Put some ice-cubes in the freezer before you go to xtravision LB. :P
jo
)
It makes a good excuse for when the next time you have sex, you aren't that good because you're knackered from the last time and so on and so forth.....get the picture.
jo 
any guesses?
