Yes, we really do have the following qualities - by other peoples standards not just ours! We are discreet, attractive, fit, healthy, not promiscuous (and that's not an oxymoron), v. clean, v. strong sense of humour - and horny of course. We've no tattoos, no unusual peircings, we don't smoke and we drink but moderately - although we love wine! We know that some of the above are good things and some are bad but they're the facts. We love to have fun but would really like to have it here sometimes, instead of always having to go abroad. We' d prefer to meet non-smoking, reasonably shaped and reasonably attractive couples or that elusive bi-female. Friendship would be a strong bonus. Antone with hang-ups/baggage - forget it. Do you fit the bill?