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6 Sep 2008

Quote by user=addiesfun
Whatever happened to Corkrebel

I am around hon, just hvn't had the time to sit down and write up a proper response to all that you have typed up recently. I am busy with several things at the moment, and will put forth a more than adequate reply when I am able to. Consider this your time out. =). I'm going to give you a breather before sneaking up on you and pinching your bum!
-CorkRebel-

31 Aug 2008

Quote by user=hornydubcpl4
hey cork
thanks for the advice but em me and my hubby don't really have a prob being naughty lol
already have an egg and vibe and an igasm all fun and ye we ve done the naughty thoughts and things when out but my hubby is a bit shyer than me so i wudnt do anything to make him feel uncomfortable but i do know how to get him very horny for me when out in public...
the dirty talk comment was that not all ppl are into it.. it really depends on the ppl... we wudnt be mad into dirty dirty talk but wud tell each other naughty things to get each other going or i wud send him a pic message to show him what undies i had on that day ...
so i think ppls turn ons are all very diff and varied

All I have to say to that is... you naughty naughty girl!! haha. That is ONE HAPPY MAN you must have there haha.
But, yeah, to each their own. Speaking of the igasm.. I always thought it was kinda tacky. Coz it has wires. Makes it a nuisance to use.
Hmm, perhaps we should start a thread on product reviews. Was thinking of getting one of my girls the Lelo Lily. (google it). Apparently the finish itself makes it an absolute pleasure to hold let alone use.
What you think?
Or is there a review thread already somewhere on the forums?
-CorkRebel-
p.s. OMG OMG OMG OMG I finally found the edit thread button!

31 Aug 2008

Quote by user=addiesfun
Rebel...You really have to give up the aul drink hun...
A fuck is a fuck is a fuck...Simple formula..never fails...

*hic!* *Hic!*
Lady I Doth ..Hic!... PORTEST!
You exphect me to not call you doll and babes, but you *squints and points finger* try to dress me down with hun?! Hrmph. And here you are trying to say that a fuck is a fuck is a fuck, then giving out to me that I was cheapening the whole thing with my chauvinism. Hic!
(next to me in the bar)
Guy next to me: Ah shut up you twat. Ye don't know shit about fuck!
Bartender: Ok Father John, I think you've had enough.
(don't ask me where that came from. lack of sleep is really REALLY getting to me. haha)
Good to see you back in FINE form addie. Now shut it. *hic!
-CorkRebel-

31 Aug 2008

Quote by user=makemyday0126
:taz:.....Jim...you lucky what I wont say...
I Love when a woman takes the initiative, nothing gets me going more than a woman making her intentions known, not that I am a lazy bugger but something so raw and sexual about a woman telling you'I want it now'.
As for the bad Bj's as Jen mentioned, I deffo agree, some women have theyre own method they cant deviate from and it doesnt always work on all guys all of the time.
Male33 Made a great point too, commuinication is the key thing, and in fairness only after a few repeat encounters withthe same person do you perfect this..well kinda anyway.
Just my thruppence Hay'penny.

Haha! Finally another guy here that feels the same way I do. What he says is so spot on! I too am not a lazy twat that wants a woman to do all the work in the bedroom. Nay.. its simply the absolute "raw sexual energy of a woman telling - give it to me now. I want you now. badly" (He said it perfectly). You don't actually have to SAY it. Your actions speak louder than words and will evoke a much greater response from us.
Communication is key. Between BOTH parties. Before, during, AND after. That is what shortens the time taken to... I won't say perfect (that will take a lifetime) .. it will shorten the time taken to improve said sexual fun between both parties.
Good hearing from you MakeMyDay.

31 Aug 2008

Quote by user=hornydubcpl4
hey
cool post
I would have to say i agree with alot of what you said (this is female half of cpl here btw lol)
Alot of men do like women to take charge a bit of the time... i know my hubby likes when i initiate sex..
Respecting the cock ... oh god ye there is such thing as a bad blow job, men say it all the time either a rushed bj or teeth scrapping of it (if your into that lol) alot of men also dont come thru bjs so that cud be classed as a bad bj...
I like a bit of roughness especially thru oral i like to feel a tongue down there .....
Dirty talk doesn't always work thou as sumtimes it just doesnt come out right and then u feel like a thick...
I like to see my partner cum... he likes to show me him cuming to or he likes cum all over me shows me i ve done a good job.... lol
ye and i agree i think mens bits look better than womens bits down below lol
So ye i think it shud be a equal thing... even if ur man starts u cud at least take sum iniaitive and lick and kiss him all over let him lie back and take it while u tease his cock ... simple and not too doiminant but its taking sum of the control

Hey hornydubcpl4 (the female half of you anyway haha)
Glad to see that you read through the post, and even more pleased that you agreed with what I have to say!
I do believe that your hubby is one of many out there that love to see their woman taking charge. After all, I sincerely believe that only an insecure man would be annoyed with his lady taking charge in the bedroom. Someone who feels that HE always has to be in the lead, in a position of control is either a control freak (i.e. controlling) or insecure.
Hehe, I have to say this though.. a gentle nibble (intentional) with sultry eyes never went astray! Haha. That being said, you are absolutely on the money (shot!) that teeth SCRAPING is a complete no no! I am pretty sure that teeth on the love button is similarly a crime of epic proportions! heee.
Every woman is different though. Some like the tongue being a sharp point and pressuring their love button. Others prefer the flat of the tongue with its slightly rough over surface rubbing against them, while others yet even prefer the smooth underside of the tongue. Which do you prefer? All three? ;)
Dirty talk is very important imho to developing a long nice sexual relationship. In the right context, and the right moment.. you know it can simply supercharge an already erotic encounter and take you over the edge. Try this out for example. go online and get one of those remote controlled vibrators (they're called eggs). Put it on without your hubby knowing it. Then go out with him.
Make sure you're in a public area (which is relatively noisy) i.e. a club, pub, etc. Then hand him the remote. And tell him to be naughty. Absolutely delivilishly deliciously naughty... in your EAR. Listen to his hot breath as he the heat from his whispers graze against your neck... and try not to get distracted when he turns the vibe on..... *evil smile*
Oh, and fyi... some of those vibes have speed settings... so let him torture you... for hours on end... don't let him take you home just yet... let it build and build and build for hours on end till you can't take it anymore...
Then drag him home.
And take your full frustrations out on him. Fuck him. Fuck him like he's your man. And watch him cum on you as your reward. ... Then bask together in the afterglow.
Hold each other.. and fall asleep.. (for awhile of course... so that you can start round 2 later lol!)
I think you'd like that. Wouldn't you? =)
Addie man disagree and give out to me over this one - but I feel deep down that I am right. That by giving up control you will gain, and not lose. Let me know what you think?
-CorkRebel-

31 Aug 2008

Quote by user=CorkHotCpl
Think I'll have a wank,,Way easier..pmsl........

How'd the weekend go? =)

31 Aug 2008

Quote by user=addiesfun
No idea but here is my shorter version..IMO of course.
Stop, look , listen, and learn.
Stop thinking you have to be a pornstar, they get paid,mostly to act, unless it is homemade.
Look at your sexual partner, partners faces!!
It is all there, nothing as erotic as watching someone cum, if from behind do, it infront of a mirror.
Listen,If your partner is moaning ,go slow, if they are roaring fuck me hard, fuck them hard!
Ask questions? Not during sex, during intervals, was that good, do you like being called durty names? .
Learn.. Read more erotica to improve your mind, girls watch more porn, but not to compare, simply to improve visual stimulation, guys read,read , read, book shops are full of erotica!!
Phew!

Damn... wrote my last reply before I saw this post of yours. I agree with addie. Stop thinking to be a pornstar. Its not cool. It looks dumb. And faking it doesnt do shit for either party. Still though, homemade porn couples - REAL couples. Not some wannabe pron production that is trying to corner the "homemade" market. I am talking about the real deal here. Try visiting a site like yuvutucom so see what I'm talking about. There are women on the site there that SOMETIMES take the initiative and SOMETIMES take charge in the bedroom. And it looks and feels great, believe you me.
The rest of it, I agree with. Still though addie - I wonder... more than a few of the responses were simply people that couldn't be bothered reading a simple thread in full. How on earth are they going to get through whole books on erotica. Not all of them are erotic STORIES after all e.g. She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman by Ian Kerner. And that is merely the tip of the proverbial button. Ahem. If you get my drift.
-CorkRebel-

31 Aug 2008

Quote by user=addiesfun
Jesus I gave up after the third paragraph...........life is just too short Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz think of all the people I could of been chatting too instead of reading this :mad: next time try short hand please .
Having said that I will read the rest tonight to help me sleep :yawn: :lol2:

Rumour has it he is coming back with shorter, condensed version of original, If not I was going to offer to do it for him dunno

dunno

Hey addies... are you sure you're up to writing a purely testosterone driven male chauvinist type article? Then condense it? And actually do it justice? *cheeky winks* Hehe... In all seriousness though, I wouldn't mind collaborating on a joint venture of sorts. Tips for men and women.. Whatchuthink? =)
-CorkRebel-

31 Aug 2008

Quote by user=hornycup
lmao spent ages reading this thread and omg need to go and lie down.......................what can i say i have a headache now lol lol lol.
come on give it a rest lol
love bird you nailed it there hun well done girl!!!!!

Haha, nobody ever asked you to read the whole thing... let alone to get past paragraph one. Even I couldn't do that. I wrote mine in Notepad and transferred the damned thing.

31 Aug 2008

Quote by user=lovebird
corkrebel and addiesfun......i think we have to new competitors!!!!westside and bicurious are no more...long live corkrebel and addiesfun...pmsl
lovebird
xx

Lovebird, as usual you are simply hillarious! Heee.
I'm baaack!
Lol. Man it's been a loong week.
Gimme some time to read all the replies.

25 Aug 2008

Quote by user=addiesfun
Game set and match to you hunni,
I take back all I assumed and claimed in earlier posts, Indeed you are not a 25 year old, younger perhaps?
Only a spotty teenager would divulge in public what was sent in private...
Over to next poster.........

This is becoming even more and more amusing as the moments pass.
First you say that I am older, next you say I am younger. Make up your mind.
Next, You're PM was hardly something which would be considered PRIVATE, considering the almost challenging tone all your previous posts have been. That is the reason and the ONLY reason why I considered the PM you sent me as not really containing anything which is "private" in nature.
Still, if you feel affronted, then I spologise for the faux pas.
Furthermore, does the impression of my age also come from the seriousness of the tone of my reply? I get that impression from the fact that you assumed that I was older in my first few posts simply because I was slightly more serious in them. Conversely, when I try to throw a more light hearted attempt at things, and crack some (BAD) humor, you instantaneously assume that I am immature and therefore younger.
Essentially it comes back down to the same thing does it not? The fact that you are trying to "feel" the conversation and base your judgements on said emotional decision. ... Although in fairness, I should refrain from making such sweeping statements about you. I don't know you, and thus cannot make assumptions about your character. To do so would be hypocritical and somewhat of an ananthema to my previous post about character judgements.
Once again, I apologise for posting your PM together with my reply. Its easier to type everything up into Notepad and then cut and paste it all together. Damned browser keeps timing out and I keep having to re-login into the site all the time (which is why i had to retype EVERYTHING in my yesterdays response grrr!)
It is entirely within reason for you to give up this debate now due to my mistake. I freely admit that. I think of this whole banter back and forth as a dance of sorts. Not a mating dance... but merely the coming together and the coalescing/melding of two minds.
Now, within that dance I have taken a miss-step, and trod on your toes. I really feel awful about it and have apologised and apologize again to you.
The ball is now in your court my good woman. You can choose to demure, walk away, and never have the chance of discussing things thus freely again, or you can choose to be gracious, forgive, forget and proceed to sparkle and dazzle me (and all the other men here) with your wit, charm and intellect.
The choice is yours. Either way, I am and will always be truly grateful for all the moments that you spent writing up your replies. They were both enlightening, infuriating, as well as amusing (VERY haha!).
So... what about it then. May I entice you to another proverbial dance? =)

25 Aug 2008

PM from addies....
on 25/08/2008 20:17 addiesfun wrote:
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I have thrown down the Gauntlet Rebel, as I said in early post I truly admire any woman or man who can stick to their views and back them up..
Addie...........
Uhh gauntlet? Where's the fight? I thought we were supposed to be having a light, semi- serious only discussion! Aii but you're such a feisty one. Haha. *Rawr!!*
That being said, I suppose I will accept your challenge, with a few caveats included.
1)This "gauntlet" will only be taken up/played in semi-seriousness by me, and because of that I expect you to do so as well. And by semi-seriousness, I mean attacks on other people's personalities,characters etc (see below).
2)I do not expect you to understand my wishes or my opinions, but I do indeed expect common courtesy and decency and general respect to prevail. Trying to disprove/dissuade my opinions by trying to deconstruct my sentences or by semantically trying to out think my opinions simply because I do not sound like a 25 year old will not make the essence/gist/strength of my argument any less true.
PLUS

Quote by user=addiesfun
Well, well The CorkRebel named himself well, fair dues to you on that last post...
Some interesting reading, and yes I agree it is refreshing to discuss topics such as this without a screaming match..
Okay Rebel,your post was duly shown to FB or rather he looked at it from afar..
His intial reaction; Fair fucks to the guy!! But lol....He could have kept it shorter, wrecked his eyes! Anyway he is a few years older than yourself, but agrees, there is not enough communication between sexes..
Included himself in that, however he did raise a valid point, sexual maturity and being able to communicate your wants and desires, developes over a period of years..
Some younger guys and girls, do find it easy, but most gain it through sexual experiences..
He finished up by saying "The Rebel needs a damn good BJ"...

He looked at it from afar? Like telescopically or some shit like that? Hehe. Ok nvm. Work related humor that. I'm sorry that the post was so long. perhaps I should have spaced it all out or something over time haha. In fairness though, the post size is absolutely ridiculous. The need to make it bigger for fucks sake. You admins here this? Make the text size bigger!! And give us the function to edit posts!! Grrr!!!
Tell him that I like the nickname he bequethed to me. The Rebel. Sweeeeet!

Quote by user=addiesfun
Now while I agree with many of your points,I still think A. You would appeal to the younger age group, because they will see you as some sort of sexual maverick..
And B.. All the world loves the eejit..

A sexual maverick? Ahhahahaha. Man... and here I was trying to aim for Sex God. Once again, I seem to have fallen short. Ah well. Sexual maverick will just have to do for now. *does suave debonair pose* .... *crickets chirp* Hahaha.
Once again, what's with the attacks on my personality. Eedjit am I? A bit rich coming from you... you... YOU... asexual prudish amoeboid! *stamps foot theatrically* hahahaha. (On a sidenote, I just realised that by calling you an amoeboid, it sort of makes the asexual redundant... but anyway...) Just kidding. In actuality, your intellect and your will to stick to you guns is a major turn on! I lurbbb intelligent women. Haha. You have to admit though that the "I Tarzan. You Jane. Let's fuck" is like so drab man... Its a pity though that you're taking this a tad bit more serious than you should. You lose like mega brownie points for that doll. So far as I count it its like Rebel= A gadjzillion. Addies= -1. So fun up already! Tsk tsk tsk. Haha.

Quote by user=addiesfun
I am still not convinced you are only 25, your construction of sentences is excellent, then you throw in typos, refering to them, and I think you deliberately spell some words wrong to throw readers of the scent, again if I am wrong I aplogise..

There is an easy way in which to prove that I am indeed 25. You can PM me for my phone number and you can speak to me on the phone. Then I will tell exactly who I am and tell you how you can confirm that. Hehe.
Occam's Razor dictates that the simplest explanation is usually true. Because of this, I will tell you just why you're explanation of me INTENTIONALLY writing and then CREATING errors doesn't sit well. Firstly, its too much bloody trouble to type everything up only to go butchering a couple of seconds later. Secondly, it takes more time to do that as you first have to type it up, then go edit what you wrote. And time is a commodity that I treasure greatly. Thirdly, you're making too many assumptions about the whole thing... namely that I would be bothered to go and do such a thing, and also that you didn't truly consider the simpler explanation: I type fast. REALLY fast. And I do not proof-read what I write. Both of those are much simpler recipes for spelling errors. The speed is a by-product of always having to type the bosses letters etc. Furthermore, it really doesn't sit well that you are judging both my character and opinions based on the way I write. You are essentially calling me a liar by saying that I intentionally am trying to trick people into believing I am younger just so that they would agree with me.
I fail to see why you would want to even enter into a debate with me when you are already determined from the get go to disprove not only my opinions, but when you are already so convinced that I am some sort of charlatan, both in age as well as character? This renders the entire point of the debate...well... pointless!
Thus I will be willing to get into a "debate" with you if you are truly willing to try and dissuade/convince me by expressing your OWN opinions, and not by making statements against my character/personality.
I had a unique childhood/experiences growing up. I read a lot. Even now, I am a voracious reader (when I get the time to do so). I have even considered becoming an author in the future. Fiction only obviously. Perhaps sci-fi/fantasy. Who knows what's around the riverbend eh?
So, I apologize to you if I do not seem to have the average 5th grade reading level that you do *cheeky winks* haha. Just kidding ;)

Quote by user=addiesfun
I don't think at this stage you should change the title, it has thrown up a great debate, and If I was in a pub discussing with you, I imagine the craic would be good...
note on failure..

Nah, if we were in the pub, I'd only have to look into your eyes... and you'd melt. And then your feminist side would come out all guns blazing for that moment of weakness. Even though you'd probably be blushing prettily and secretly enjoying every moment of it! Ah what can I say... it's so hard being me! *looks at nails in boredom* hahaha.

Quote by user=addiesfun
I do not and never have felt a failure,I was refering, to the tone of your original post and the fact you shifted the blame cunningly to the so called fairer sex..
No one imo fails at sex, it is and always will be a learning curve, yes we may regret the person involved, but we still learn from the act itself..

Cunningly? CUNNINGLY? Madam I doth take offense at that! Lol. I Blatantly said it. Sheesh. Get it straight already hahaha. You're absolutely right. for the most part. Unless you're both virgins and and the girl has an imperforate hymen. Trust me... bad... very bad. Hehe. (those need to be surgically removed before a girl can have sex... its the way in which the hymen fuses or sth). It is a learning curve yes.. and furthermore, we are continually learning more and more about ourselves and our partners every time we go at it. But as everybody has varied tastes and ways of getting off, I think I can safely say that it will continue to be a learning curve for the rest of our lives. So I think I'll have to give up aspirations of Sex God. Damn. Still though, if that's true then it will also be true that we will never master sex. We will be lesser or greater masters at it. Never ultimate master. So like Sex God - Level 1. Fight! =)

Quote by user=addiesfun
As for discussing sexual issues online, yes I have been lucky with you, but I prefer to do it in person and private, and have again been lucky to do and share ideas and experiences.

Me too. I guess I prefer to do it in person. Its much better when we can also cancel out misunderstandings from the lack of tonality of speech etc. Would also be good to do on the spot demonstrations of said ideas and experiences... *whistles innocently* What?! Hehehe.
So I hope that these quick replies answer your queries.
Those caveats made... let the games begin! *grins cheekily*

24 Aug 2008

Quote by user=lovebird
sooooooo enjoyed that.
u rasied some very valid 3 in your list have to agree with u 100 per women do prefer a good pounding to the 'is this ok for you hunni ?? am i hurting you....etc' not that slow gentle lovemaking doesnt have its place!!!
im now hoping i wont be overly thinking the next bj my lover gets!!!!!!
having sed dat im definitely gona take on board some of the things you posted.
you can expect a mail from my man thanking you,,,,,i hope!!!!!!
lovebird
xx

Hey Lovebird! Love ya nickname! Haha.
I'm actually surprised that you admitted that no.3 is the most important one for you. A lot of women would have admitted to the others but not to no.3 even though I feel its quite important. I'm assuming you do too? biggrin

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Grated that there is a time and place for slow making love etc. But a good solid session with you up against the wall of the house... you KNOW you'd like that. *wink nudge* hehe.
PM Me letting me know just how that next bj session with your lover went!
In fact, ask him to post to this thread with his own advise too! That way we can all contribute for the betterment of women everywhere! Heee.
Cheers and enjoy your new found confidence. Revel in it.
-CorkRebel-

24 Aug 2008

Quote by user=avalon
wonderful post...read it all, and totally enjoyed it.....refreshing..to say the least. and plenty of truth there...giz your phone number ....

Hey Avalon! Cheers! Nice to see another person here and glad you appreciate my call to arms for all women out there! Hehe. Why don't you add some tips of your own for all the men and women out there?
I bet you could show us all a trick or three! *wiggles eyebrows* Lol.

24 Aug 2008

Damn! My initial reply to you got deleted because the browser timed out and logged out. Grrr... So I have to retype all this from memory. Hopefully I manage to get all my points across to you.

Quote by user=addiesfun
Sorry CorkRebel, but I do not buy into this, I suspect this staetment was damage limitation,firstly because I think you would have been smart enough to have put that into your introduction, and secondly, I imagine you were expecting, a shit load of mail in your inbox from desperate ladies trying to prove we know how to give a good BJ...

*raises eyebrow amusedly* Damage Limitation? Hehe. Dear lady, you DO make me smile. Granted I think I sort of can see where you are coming from but I can truly assure you, its nothing of the sort. Nevermind that the majority of the users of this site are mare (I would say about 60% male, 20%female, and 10%female)... the chances are probably in favour of random gay men sending me mails asking if they could give me bj's! Hehe. (NO offense to the non straight men on the site! Sorry lads I only swing one way haha) Furthermore, why on earth would I need to put damage limitation on a site where I dont even know anyone from real life?

Quote by user=addiesfun
But fair paly to you for coming back to explain properly your opinions, if it is true and you believe that it is possible for women and men to have fun and not just mechanical sex, then drop the god awful blaming the women..
You were shrewd enough to keep this out of your introduction, however in your points, the over riding blame in your opinion falls on women..
Now I will take onboard your asking me to seek the opinion of a long term Fb, it will be interesting to see how he feels..

As I already said earlier, If I could ammend the tone of the inital post that I made, I would. I simply do not know how to edit the inital post. I do not see any "edit post" button. I find this extremely strange because I know that the forum is using a Vbulletin or PunBB type forum software to run the backend. (For the unintiated - These are different types of forum software). So I'm finding it quite frustrating indeed that I cannot even edit my posts for the various typos etc.
I THINK I NEED TO CAPITALISE ALL THIS AGAIN AND AGAIN. WHAT I MEANT WAS THAT IT WOULD BE NICE IF WOMEN WOULD BE THE AGRESSORS IN THE BEDROOM SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES. AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO EXPLAIN JUST WHAT SAID WOMEN COULD DO TO BECOME THE AGRESSORS. SOMETIMES.

Quote by user=addiesfun
On your point of me getting inflamed about Porno stars and your kind hints re winking seductively, your whole post smacks of I WANT, I WANT!!!!! I WANT!!!!... Sex or good sex is longer the little lady lying on her back, feeling grateful for a fuck,needing to please the guy but not herself,it is or should in any circumstances the sharing of the sexual act, both physicaly and mentaly and of course should be fun, isn't that what fantasies and acting them out are??

I COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY AGREE WITH YOU. Good sex is no longer about the woman being there to simply please the man. And I WOULDN'T have it any other way. NO WAY. That was what my post was about if you think about it. I DONT WANT the woman to be there. I WANT THE WOMAN TO BE THE AGRESSOR. I would absolutely hate it if a woman just lay there on her back to gratify me. Yuck. I think... no... i KNOW i couldn't get wood. Thats WHY i wrote the initial post. I meant it also as a call to arms of sorts. To let the women out there know that men don't want them to just lie there like dead fish. We want them as agressors also. Perhaps I fell QUITE FAR from my goal. Time to pick my ass up, dust my black hat and fedora... and keep going at it I suppose.

Quote by user=addiesfun
PS Am going to lay a bet here Rebel, have known my FB for years, and I can almost guarantee his view will be that guy needs a good Bj, which honestly with what is in your profile I doubt you will achieve..
But good luck , as you wished me, I admire anyone who can argue their point, and have the decency to aplogise for making women feel like shit..

All I can say in my defense is that you should give your FB my post to read, and all subsequent replies that I have also made. And see what he says. Perhaps you are right. Perhaps he will say that I need a good seeing to. Then again he may agree with me. Furthermore, I noted something quite interesting. My intention was never to make anyone feel like shit.I generalised the whole post from start to finish. I never once mentioned any person's name. Besides, Why would I need to make completely random people that I do not know feel like shit? If you read about psychological profiling you will see that even psychopaths and sociopaths only make people the know personally feel like shit. There is no gain from making a complete stranger feel like shit. That would make me the written equivalent of a drive by. Haha.
That is why I do not understand the partial hostility emanating from your posts. I am curious as to why you are personalising the issue (You mentioned in an earlier post that you felt like a failure) Perhaps you could question yourself to see why my post bothered you as much as it did? Once again, I apologise if you feel that I am belittling the fairer sex or you personally. (Which i'm not)

Quote by user=addiesfun
You are still very young(if you are 25) your writing style suggestes older, aplogies if I am wrong, and your original post should throw up a great debate..

I will take the statement about my writing style as a compliment, although I do feel that my "writing style" needs a lot more polishing up as I did not seem to elucidate my points clearly enough. I suppose that the open letter needs to be edited somewhat to clarify said issues. As it stands, I don't know if it will throw up great debate... the current weather trends suggests that its going to be one big flaming storm! Haha!
Either way, all I can say is that I have been congruent with my beliefs and I still belief that it would be great for women to be the agressors in the bedroom (sometimes). Forget all that come hither lay on your back be coy bullcrap. Put on that football helmet. Charge. I know I sure as hell wouldnt have it any other damned way.
Age is only a determinant of maturity in relationships when people go through the same amount of relationship in a set period of time. For a person who has been dating from an earlier age or for someone who has dated a different subsets of women, the rules do not apply. The proof is merely in the fact that i KNOW what I want in a woman. And I am willing to go after it. After all, we only get to live once. Might as well jump out balls first right?! biggrin

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But I digress....
Once again, all I can say is that it was quite a pleasure being able to discuss this with you, regardless our difference in opinions. It is a rare enough moment when I get the chance to truly have a conversation like this with anyone. I do not know if you realise it, but just how many REAL conversation about relationships and sex have you had on this site? =)
Oh and another thing. All jibes made were made in earnest banter and nothing more. Please do not take offense. Ii am the messer and you the messee!
And now dear lady ....I bid you adieu. Thanks for putting a smile on my face.
P.S. Please let me know if you have any further urge to "correct" my poor understanding of the fairer sex! Hehe. *Lascivous smile*
P.P.S Let me know if you know/figure out how to edit posts. If nothing else, all the typos in my posts are annoying the hell out of me. Your typos too! Hehe.
P.P.P.S. Let me know how that conversation with your fb turns out. PM me.

24 Aug 2008

Quote by user=addiesfun
Now it seems that you are mixing up a woman who is in touch with her sexuality and a porn star!
This first point reads like a scene from Debbie does Dallas, just love the idea of the suggestive wink! As the woman lies back , giggles seductively and whimpers, "Go boy , fuck my brains out, your so god damn hot, I may just have died, wet my pants and gone to heaven"
Few seconds later.. "On your back cow-boy I am so god damn hot, I am going to blow your mind"...
You should be writing scripts for porno movies..
In the real world, most meets take place either A After a few mails, phone calls or B Spontaneously..
Now if it is A then communication is the key, both parties sharing sexual preferences, ideas, fantasies ect..ect...
If B ..Then pot luck really,you either connect or you don't, many men don't get the idea of a woman who feels free enough to guide or educate in some cases, and equaly many women do not enjoy the "go-girl fuck me silly approach"...

Hi addiesfun, thanks for replying and thanks for giving me a proper reply.
These tips I actually wrote for people who are in a relationship with each other. Granted they can be used for people that meet up with each other randomly, but you indeed right - most people who just meet up for the random shag will never be confortable enough around each other to have a right good go at it. And more's the pity obviously.
I'm not saying that it has to be all theatrical or played out. Instead. I suggest that sex should be FUN. Not just loving and serious, but also FUN. It shouldnt just be about making love etc. but also about fucking and getting your rocks off. Society these days tends to forget that a lot. Hollywood and rom com's don't exactly do much to help dissuade that notion.
Anyway, if you want a truly honest opinion about it, try asking a bloke out there who is your friend. Ask him to read it and ask him if he agrees with what I wrote. Ask him if he would like it if the person he loves/is fucking did those suggestions that I gave. See his reaction. Verbal and non verbal cues as well. I do admit that my long diatribe may as come off as a chauvinistic cum desperate male trying to get his rocks off, but I truly believe that if women (AND MEN) were to let go of their inhibitions in the bedroom etc, that things would be a lot better for both parties - in and outside of the bedroom. Just my two cents really.

Quote by user=westside
You want the woman to do the work and take control and you sound hate "BOTH".
Women hate a guy thats desperate and they espeicially hate a guy that wants them to do the moves and take the love a guy that takes control of the intimacy,they like a man to be a man,you know thats whats supposed to seperate men from women.I could go on all day and im not.

Dear Westside. I assure you that I am very very. VERY desperate. Lol. In fact, I'm so desperate that I want you to DO ME NOW. Lol. Hehe. Just kidding. In all honesty, I think that you may have misunderstood the purpose of the letter which I wrote. In retrospect, after rereading it, I suppose it was a tad bit OTT. What I was trying to aim for was to try and to tell women to take control SOME OF THE TIME AT LEAST. I am just ... I guess fed up of ALWAYS having to take control. Always having to initiate. Always being the one to escalate. You have to admit, that if you had to do something repetitively yourself, that you would get bored of it too.
I love being in control in the bedroom, and i love taking control of my woman and showing her what what its like to be a woman. The flipside of it is that it would be nice indeed to have some variety sometimes and to have the woman initiate and dominate also. Even if both parties KNOW that its only the facade of the woman being the agressor, trust me when I say that it'll be HOT. Also, it takes a man to admit that he doesn't mind a woman taking the lead for a change. A man who always NEEDS to be in charge is one who has issues deep down. Learn to let go. =)
Once again, I hope that I have not overstepped my bounds in any way. If I have said or done anything to offend anyone, then I apologise. These are my thoughts and my opinions. Still though, ask your friends who are male about what they think about what I wrote.

Quote by user=addiesfun
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Two broken finger nails later.......
Hello is this the new manual for good all round instant success for giving BJ's????
Is this one solution fits all cocks?
Respecting a cock any cock begins with understanding and respecting, the head above the cock!
Back to smiling wickedly again, so women are too ask lots of questions , take instructions and all the while fluttering our eye-lashes, grinning like eejits, winking on and off??
Of course there should be mental and verbal give and take, but omfg!!! what a picture you paint, women told to get down there and do it properly, but again like a feckin porn star....
and all the time refering to the one mouth fits all cock manual, gee whizz, I must have been doing it soooooooooooooooo wrong..weeps with shame!..not!

Whoa whoa whoa! Get your flame on! Achtung! Lol. Chill babes. Like I said at the very beginning of it all, those were MY opinions. And I totally agree with youPLETELY. One needs to first understand the inner psyche of the man over the cock. Unless the man is a dick. In which case....hehe. But I digress.. I am curious though, as to why you associate a naughty look with being in a porno/ or being a pornstar. And no I did not mean it as a one mouth fits all manual either. No need to be acerbic ehhehe. As I already said earlier. Don't knock on it till you've tried it. What can it hurt to try it just once. See how your man enjoys it. If he hates it then im wrong. If I'm right though.....
As I have already said, these are my opinions and my thoughts. If I have overstepped my bounds and offended any of the women on this site, then... so be it! Haha. Honestly, I apologise if you feel that I have offended you. But I still entreat you to try what I've said at least once. and to try it properly without making a mockery of it. After all, if it works, more power to you! You'll have your man eating out of the palm of your... err... (insert appropriate body part here) haha.

Quote by user=actionmanbarbie
theres no such thing as a bad blowjob!
:grin:theres ,average blowjobs
:lick:theres, good blowjobs
:thumbup::thumbup:and theres, oh my god dont stop you hornbox, i want to stay like this forever because this is the best god damn blowjob ever, and when i cum i will probably cum forever,and i will show you how much i appreciate it by doing whatever you want ,i havent been this hard since i was a teenager,this is better than any movie, your better than any porn star, you know how to worship my cock, etc.....
you get the jist.

What can I say... I concur. There ain't no such thing as a bad bj. Not really anyway. There's average and there's OMFG IM GOING TO ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem.
Oh, and don't knock on Erotic hypnosis till any of you have tried it either. It's so strange how people tend to write off things before they have even tried em. It works. Although I will admit that you will need to be with someone you trust for it to work.
Anyway, addiesfun, I thank you for your input, and wish you all the successes in your current and future endeavours. Once again all, if you were offended by what I said, then I apologize.
P.S. I would like to hear back from the males on this site. Do any of YOU agree with what I said?

24 Aug 2008

This letter is not meant to be abusive, or offensive to either sex. If you feel that way, please message and I will try to amend/clarify these statements. This is in fact a letter which was written on another site which I transcribed and edited. These thoughts hold true for me and I hope that the men on this site will also pipe up and agree with me. Or disagree. The important thing is that the women out there read this and take notes. Hehe. Dear Women of Swing4Ireland, Look, I know you women have it tough. most of the men on personals sites are just about impossible to understand (sorry guys, but I think its true). It can be scary, too, when men you don't know try to freak you you also have the other end of the spectrum. The man-ginas who are always trying to please you by giving you compliments by the dozen, only to get cheap thrills afterwards by TRYING to get your pictures to wank off to. I am not here for any of that. I respect women for the person that they are. The nurturing aspect of your individuality and your desire to care for others, and to be in a loving relationship. I truly do. But please, stop being so timid already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. You know it. I know it. You're wearing a low cut shirt and I've been staring at your breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me. When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I'm not going to just lie still - I'll get involved. But don't make me force my hand into your panties. It's so BORING if I have to be the one to initiate and escalate all the fucking time. We've been kissing for a half hour and my hand keeps grazing your ass. That's nice, but it's time to move forward. Get on top of me and start bobbing up and down on my cock like its going to be your last time ever... because it is if you don't stop being timid in the bedroom. I'm not going to gently suck your nipples and then pull back when you moan with pleasure. Why? Because that's being coy not what WE want. OK, I know it's scary. There are lots of men out there who make fucking really difficult. Simply because they don't communicate SOME absolutely CRITICAL/VITAL points to you women. What men want the most in bed. So, I have compiled some handy tips. Don't think of this as complaining, or as schadenfreude for the Joe Schmucks of the world. Just some simple tips, for timid girls who have forgotten what it means to fuck like women: 1. Taking charge is not bad. On the contrary, its very... VERY... GOOD. (Or bad depending on how you look at it. *grins* hehe) Oh, there will be some men who won't be able to cope with a true woman. An uninhibited woman. An amazon. They'll feel insecure of your naughtier side. Tell me though... would you like to be with such a man? Deep down, you know that you want to LET GO NOW. To be an absolute slut. Because if you were dating a fucking a real man, he would be more than able to be just as deliciously naughty as you. If you are fucking a man, the best thing you could do is to simply ASK. Ask him what he likes. Give a naughty wink and tell him you'll help him to realise ANY of his fantasies... then give a suggestive smile. If he asks you what brought it on... say...I'm sorry - you just look so fucking delicious. I'll go slower." Then watch as your man's eyes widen in protest. Laugh huskily, and FUCK his brains out! 2. Oh my fucking god, please learn to respect the cock. It's different for every man, so ask what he likes. Do not, I repeat, do not just start clamping on his shaft and pumping away like you're trying to race to see how fast he'll cum. There is a time and a place for pumping hard. Do not squeeze his balls like they're your daily stress balls. Do not misinterpret the word "nibble" for "chew". That is extremely unsexy. Start by grasping his cock with the lightest possible touch to generate friction. Slowly work your grip in as you stroke him softly. Ignore his protests and smile wickedly as you trace his shaft with first your finger, then ur lips, then ... your tongue. There is a time and place for charging in and trying to swallow him whole, and there is also a time to sit back and enjoy looking at the fruits of your labor. If you don't know what to do, just ask. "How do you like it?". It's a simple question, and most men will answer straight out. "Do you like pressure? Is it sensitive?" Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything that your last partner number one advise that I can possibly give to you and which all men out there will agree to is this: The wetter it is, the better. Moisten your mouth. There is nothing more heavenly then a slick, sexy, wet mouthfuck. biggrin

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3. Most men are not aware that most women like to be fucked, and fucked well. Society portrays women out there as those who want to "make love" every time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. Trust me on this. The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it's not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your cock around her vagina like you're mixing a cake batter up there. It's because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuck her harder. Ironically, its because society and the mass media portray women in such paltry light that a lot of men these days truly believe that gentle mixing of cake batter is better than wild hard pounding. So my advise to you is this. From the get go, show your man the error of his ways. Hehe. Be EXTRA wild, and be more of a slut, just to prove to him what you like. Afterwards, explain to him that you can also like it slow and lovingly. Then tell him that you'll ask for it that way if you need it. 4. A little roughness is nice. Do not pretend that you had no idea that some men like to pull your hair. Do not act shocked if he wants to spank you ("Really? Spanking? Won't it hurt?" - yes, it does. That's the fucking point). We know you've read Stuff and Maxim, and that's all those manly mags talk about in their "How to Please Her" sections. And we know that for all your bitching about just how trashy lads mags are, they don't even come close to the level of naughtiness of Cosmo and other female interest mags. So go out, buy some stockings and a garter belte back home. Get him all naked on the edge of a bed. Walk into the toilet and change. Walk out. Go towards him and bend over.... slowly... Then squat and go on all fours. You should be sticking your bum out at him while he sits at the side of the bed. Now BEG him to spank you. Start with light, full handed smacks to the area of her ass that you sit on. Tell him to judge your response and continue on from there. Oh, and swear at him. Call him a pussy for hitting like one. Tell him that Women are less delicate than he thinks, so don't worry about breaking your hip. 5. It's OK for you to make noise. Actually this should be on par with number one. Yes, its THAT important to us. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise. If you're banging a man, and he's crying out and saying your name and moaning, and you can't even manage a grunt, he's going to feel like a complete tool. And he won't want to fuck you again. You don't have to make the sounds she is making, but do SOMETHING. You know how when you are watching porn, and the guy does something great to the girl and the girl kind of goes "Ah!", half grunt, half yell? That's HOT. Do that. Whisper our name (assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan against his neck when you're in missionary position or when your cowboying. You don't have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally mute, he's going to get worried. If he ain't exciting you at all, read the other points and try them for fucks sake. 6. Most men like dirty talk, in addition to the moaning. You want us to talk dirty to you right? Well its a two-fucking-way-street. If you'd like to get some dirty talk going, ask him if he likes the way you fuck him. If she responds well, continue with something like, "I love fucking you. God, you look so fucking hot." Is he still moaning and making those hard grunts in response? "Your cock is so...so... *MOAN*" Does that work? Go and collect $200. Then Try the following: "Oh, god. Your cock is SO hard, you're hitting those spots!" "OMG I'm so wet - because I like the feel of your cock ramming my cunt" (If he knows that this is all part of the play and not as a suggestion to do so - unless you really want to try it also) "I want you to come inside me and fill my naughty cunt with your hot juices. Pump my little cunt you bastard." It doesn't matter that he's wearing a condom; we LOVE hearing this. If all of those work, you can then progress to things like "sexy bastard" and "i want to be your dirty whore" and "your cumslut". Tread carefully, but please, tread. Do not tiptoe. Do not sit down. Charge. 6. Do not bitch or talk about ALL your goddamned fears when your man wants to try something new. Especially if its something kinky or risque. Think about what it would be like if you got a complete dud in the bedroom. If your man fucked like a rabbit and lasted all 20 seconds before cumming then snoring. You'd hate that. So why complain when your man wants to try all those devilishly nice new things. Step out of the fucking box for once in your life. Fuck social obligations and constraints. You. Only. Live. Once. 7. We like to come. It's called a money shot for a reason. Watching you watch us semen shoot out of ourselves is one of the most gratifying things EVER. It's part of who we are. Men go down these days on women. Granted 99% of them don't know what the fuck they're doing, but at least they suck it up and try to do it whenever you ask, and then some. For all your straight women out there, do you know the horrors that lurk down there? Our cocks hang out, and for the most part, men tend to wash the area more because its more accessible. When is the last time that you gave a proper washout BETWEEN your inner and outer lips? The things I have seen there! Yet we eat you and we make you cum. Do we stop when you start to come? Just at the start of it? Do we start to gag and spit out your juices? Some of you squirt, and some of you even start to wee. Do we stop? No, we hang on for dear life and keep at that button. How would u feel if a man started gagging and running to the toilet to spit out your juices. Would you feel rejected? Learn to swallow. Learn to love it. After all, we learned to love your scent, and taste. And for all you women out there that think that a man's spunk taste's worse than a woman's juices... think again. In recent memory, I've been fucked by a very aggressive woman and I've been... well, fucked is the wrong term here. I've penetrated a total and dead fish of a timid girl. Who am I going to run back to when I'm ready for my fill? WoManly McHardon, that's who. My Ideal Person: I can't speak for ALL men, but I can certainly speak for myself and my mates - a good blowjob rocks our world like a hurricane but it's such a rare experience. There's just nothing like it. And yet, most women fail at this endeavor. The scary thing is that men are a shitload more discreet than women. We won't ever tell other guys if a woman is shit at giving head. Women on the other hand, will discuss in vivid, explicit detail about all our failures in bed. Funny isnt it? Women who like nothing better than to suck a dick and can do it well.... God bless every one of ya!" ...And lads, if you aren't truly giving a decent effort to slurp her snatch, and aren't making her cum.....well....time to re-evaluate and pray that one of the few men out there who DOES lick pussy well doesn't get to her. Cause if that happens, you'll be kicked to the curb like a football at the superbowl. So girls....we really do want to enjoy sex with you and have the best of intentions....but you gotta step up and do your part. The time has come for men to get ours! Now cowboy the fuck up and learn how to lick us like we've got the antidote to death or the fountain of youth in there. Peace my brothers and sisters! May you all get some good oral sex while you can! P.S.> If you read this all the way to the end... good on u. So tell me what you think about it. PM me. Prove me wrong. =)