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bonkinbabe
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
0 km · Westmeath
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was in bed, and himself was mooching around under the covers, I turned around to find him wearing a teddybears head , pmsl,
then when i went to grab his willy he had poor teddys tail on it, actually pissed myself laughing,
or on numerous occasions, involving cellotape,
taped himself to the coffee table, door, bed, garden trellis etc...
and beat the bejaysas out of him with my cane,
all done in a loving and controlled environment,
yeah rite,
twins and another fella
I will always love
feck ya titan and alan parsnips, lol
youooooouuououooooooo...Whitney Heuston
ya jumped the queue ahead of me and im too tired to think of another song,
good night xQuote by user=Titan79
Dear Agongy Aunties,
I have recently Noticed My Turnips have failed to emerge yet, despite the Ideal conditions for turnip growth and My efforts to sing ' Maccarena' to them late at night by Candle light when that north west wind isnt cutting the bollix of me( I like to wear ass less chaps late at night in the turnip patch..very Liberating) anyhoo...I was wondering any Idea's when My turnips might start to poke theyre little turnipy shoots through the soil...Its been 8 weeks now.
you should try carrots or cucumber!
nice ass by the way, I love a man in chaps,
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.
Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
..But she didn't wear that one often
