These description parts are a bit silly because everyone writes the same cliched things so we'll keep it as straight talking as possible. First and most importantly we like to chat and play with people that are a good laugh, in a guy there is nothing more attractive than someone that can make a girl laugh and in a girl seeing hers boobs jiggle while she's laughing always puts a smile on our faces, plus you cant expect dirty fun if you cant have clean fun first.

Another thing is somebody that can actually hold a conversation and not just drool and lunge open handed for organs and appendages,this is just weird and uncomfortable so please no sex deprived oddballs (however, we understand that very few people would indentify themselves as oddballs & if you do then well done you've taken the first step to social normality by admitting it). One more thing is the whole one line emails or adding as friends without even talking to us first, we like to think of ourselves as a proper set of thinkers (not in the caravan sense)and thus believe in evolution of all life and behaviours such as language, so under developed communication like grunts, one word statements and emoticons will not only ignored but pitied too.

Now for the nicer stuff, we like to play when circumstances can allow i.e. every 6 weeks or so, we like to try anything once and the really good stuff at least twice. Mrs is sooo sexy and has everything so in proportion (including sense of humour) that she should be used in kids biology books as the picture of the feminine form. Mr is really big, tall and strong and ladies all i'll say is he long arms, long legs, long tongue and other protudences are very much in proportion. As vain as that last paragraph sounds we're not perfect by any stretch of the imagination and do not expect anyone else to be either, in fact we're more interested in th first thing on the list.... personality. We usually play away from the nest but for the right fem/couple we will accomodate, so if you have any questions just ask, we dont bite.... maybe (No Single Males)