lol lass.... i wud have done wot u done.. just laughed and got on wit havin fun xxxxxxxxx
tasks for tomor will be.. gettin up at 7am :eeek::crazy: bringing kids to school.. then hittin the shops to find nice things for my refurbished sitting room and tomor nite doing another tattoo on my friend. :happy:
:evil2: well i call my boobs the twins.. and down below " my ninny" :giggle:
What if u were granted one wish to go back in time to a certain age in ur life...wot age wud that be and why?????
i love watching it yea..:devil: i watch it on my own almost every night but have no probs wot so ever watching it wit a partner...i watch all sorts of porn.. lesbians..3somes..moresomes..bisexuals..squirting...bbws.. anal..:lickface: etc etc etc.. but never ever wud watch porn where ppl r underage or have animals in it.. FUK THAT!!!!
HOLY SOAP
Two priests are off to the showers late one night They undress and jump into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not
bothering to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the
showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall an freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled
he drops a bar of soap, look says the first nun, it's a soap dispenser.
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure
enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and
three times but nothing happens. So she gives several tugs, then yells
"Holy Mary, Mother of God! Hand lotion too!
Sunday Morning Sex
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along..
fish n chips...
strap on or double ended dildo :grin:
tom hanks starred with meg ryan in.. sleepless in seattle
Gwyneth Paltrow starred in Seven wit Brad Pitt
hi all.. update on this bbw party.. piggy cant make it now for personal reasons.
so myself and curiousbibbw r at present going through hundreds of mails we received and we r starting to get somewhere lol.. all i can say it will be happening sometime in september. bare wit us guys ..lol..sorry