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:-? What do you call your your bits? :-o Have you a pet name for your boobs? :wank: Does your dick have a name? Is pussy an acceptable name for your vagina, lol :censored: please state if your male or female as not to confuse me, lol,coffee Just for fun because im bored lol:bounce::bounce::censored::bounce::bounce:
purple headed warrior veiny dagger mens penises im a woman but i like to talk about mens penises hehe i cant even call my patients thingys vagina and penis feels funny
chairman cocksworth and the two directors.
I sometimes call my boobs "the girls" and my vagina is "tinkerbell" i even got a tattoo of tinkerbell in honour of my pussy:giggle: Teddy doesnt have a name for his cock but i like to call him shergar:giggle:
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I sometimes call my boobs "the girls" and my vagina is "tinkerbell"
i even got a tattoo of tinkerbell in honour of my pussy:giggle:
Teddy doesnt have a name for his cock but i like to call him shergar:giggle:

but tinkerbell is a fairytale character & Shergar is a dead horse...rotflmaobolt
what tattoo you got for shergar ... a lucky horse shoe or a cross...:evil2:
Alan omg you have shattered my innocence...tinkerbell is not real:eeek: Teddy has shergars DNA :giggle: stallion:giggle:studpassionkiss but not as fast:giggle: I have a rose on my back for my shergar...did ya not notice it:giggle: So whats your bits called???
:evil2: well i call my boobs the twins.. and down below " my ninny" :giggle:
I guess I am boring as I refer to mine as "The Main Man":evil2: However an ex of mine would call it "The Stud":giggle: However my nipple ring is my "Powerful Jewel":happy:
:laughabove: How is your Main man doing :giggle:
Whats it called it's called chasing Raven around the bloody forums bolt off I go again
quote user=ravenfire]:laughabove: How is your Main man doing :giggle:
:inlove: Padds..i`m not that hard to catch:inlove:
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Teddy has shergars DNA :giggle: stallion:giggle:studpassionkiss but not as fast:giggle:
I have a rose on my back for my shergar...:giggle:

just googled SHERGAR .... fathered 35 foals in 1 season before he was kidnapped .... watch out with your Teddy about ... I think it was a jealous Mare had Shergar done in...lol
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:laughabove: How is your Main man doing :giggle:

He is too well behaved....:wank: Needs to get out more.....:bounce:
Alan Teddy would have me preggers every nine months if we wherent careful so theres another thing he has in common with the stallion :doggy:
Dar hun your been cruel to your main man...let the poor thing out at least once a day even if you have to handle him yourself:wank::giggle:
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Dar hun your been cruel to your main man...let the poor thing out at least once a day even if you have to handle him yourself:wank::giggle:

Raven hun, would much prefer someone else to be handling him or even:doggy:....bolt..maybe i should head to you...:giggle::giggle:
oh Dar you have made me blush:-o what a offerkiss
yeats ..... because its poetry in motion lol :thrilled::bounce: