Dirty minded, playful, mischievous, irreverent, sometimes creative/inventive Man with a mind for rude and naughty antics, seeks similar in a female. The ability to hold a half decent conversation is considered a major plus too.  

So what's on offer, I bring experience and knowledge, borne from personal and related experiences to the table. .I have a vivid imagination and I consider my sense of humour to be one of my strong points.

I like my Women to be intelligent, witty, confident and have something about them.I am interested initially in conversation and the sharing of experiences and ideas, and so after this, if we do establish a "connection" then we can take it further to put these ideas into practice and to indulge in some antics that we both enjoy and have some naughty/rude fun together, (fun is one of the prime objectives, why do it otherwise?) .

And if we DO hit it off, then we can also incorporate socialising/dining too,  after all those antics, the Girl does need to have bit of respite every now and again and to be fed and taken out paraded around, put on display, etc. occasionally too.

Sooo if you are interested then just send me a message and then lets have a discussion and see how it goes/where it takes us.