To all the idle gals with nothing better to do during 25th -27th September ...
I'm responsible for organising an exhibition stand for the company I work for at a big open air agri show (that will remain unnamed!) that is being held in Co Wexford. I thought of posting this tongue-in-cheek ad for any girls who want to help!! My German and Welsh colleagues and myself be staying on the site in a big 32 ft american style mobile home and there's ample space for everyone to have fun. This beauty comes with a full size double bedroom and two folding sofa beds, full kitchen facilites with full size toilet and shower facilities, satellite TV etc etc
Daytime duties will include helping with the coffee and refreshments, distributing leaflets, taking contact details and all that goes with exhibitions...looking pretty and drawing the crowds!! And if you can talk farming stuff...all the better!! As for night time duties...I'm suuuuure you's all know what its gonna be like!!
Anybody interested just pm and I'll get in touch!! Interviews will be carried out by yours truly in the coming weeks!!
Carlo
We'd really love an invite please!
The Maltesers
Xxx
loose on his own in a swanky hotel on a small island in Cork ;-)
Looking to entertain ... considering anything from a romantic, chatty, flirty dinner date with a single fem ... or for the very bold ... just pm me with a contact number and I'll text you my room number. LOL!! Couples welcome.
Carlo XXX
Carlo on a road trip and on a small island in Cork tonite!
Looking for bad girls and/or couples for dinner, drinks and possibly/probably more in that lovely hotel!! Get in touch with a contact number before 7pm. XXX
How about getting more out of the weekend by putting all our hobbies in one bowl!!!... motorbiking and swing parties! Any two-wheeled couples interested in joining us on weekend ride-outs (relaxed cruises I mean!!) all around the country and possibly further afield?
We're thinking of riding out to Paris for the Easter weekend...could also meet up with other couples who have beach holiday homes...
Maltesers
XXX
thanks rudd...not unless you have boobs, a shaved pussy and look and feel like a woman!!
Sorry!
On the road again!! (only...sorry lads!) out looking for fun in any of these locations Wed 16.
All catered for in good hotel of your choice.
Carlo XXX
Hey guys...we'd love to masquerade too!! Count us in Pleeeeesee!!
Maltesers XXXXX
out on his own in class hotel tonite 26th Oct.
Looking company ... dinner, drinks etc.
Pls send private message.
Carlo
XXX
LOL Palyful...threw the anchors down in Cork for tonite....I'll make sure it'll be wherever you want it to be next time!!
XXX
on the loose tonite! Will be around Cork or Limerick tonite depending on the wind!
Looking a fun dinner date ... cpls are welcome.
All paid for ... and a definite show.
Text me if you know my number or pm me for more info.
Carlo
XXX
Yep ... it'll be great to finally meet you in person.
XXX
Put our name down for Suzie's M&G ...a bit too late...but ya never know. So we'll see...
Please send us details if room still available for cpls.
Maltesers
XXX
Looking for some fun this weekend....any suggestions...any party invitations??
Will travel for a good party!
The Maltesers
XXX
Cpls get in touch for some fun tonite - we're in CORK!!
Maltesers
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Hello All,
Maria's off work next week and will be joining me on my sales run!! We're looking sexy couples who would like to meet with us... any time!! We're on a very flexible itinerary and we have no 'appointments' as yet but our travels will take us anywhere where we can meet couples or single females for fun!! So pick a night and get in touch ...Dublin, Tipp, Kilkenny, Cork, Limerick, Galway, Castlebar, Sligo... We'll be staying in nice hotels and looking company from Monday 11th to Thursday 14th. Read our profile first. Get in touch by sending us a message and leave your mobile no. No pics - no replies (especially of male half...Maria needs to get a taster too!!). No Single males SORRY!!
Maltesers
XXX
Put us on the list pleeeeze!!
I was away for a week... and OMG ... SHOCK ... HORROR ...there's no interest!! ...my posting was 3 pages down!!!
Well, as you may have noticed by my absence ( did you??? ) ... I was away to Malteserland to see the rest of the Maltesertribe, and whilst I was sunning myself on the beach with some of my lovely Malteserfriends , it dawned on me that MALTA would be the perfect spot for doing this!!
So maybe this will dangle a carrot or two ... surely all you lovely ladies can't resist a trip to the Malteserland with me, my camera and my tripod!?!? XXX
The big day is coming up soon and I'm hoping to celebrate my 30th (again??) with a flash!!
I'v always, always, always had this in mind to do someday before my lights go out ....and I think now is as good a time as ever!!!
I want to be in a photo with as many naked girls as possible...I want tits coming at me from all angles and we're not talking photoshop montage ... I'm thinking professional photographer, period Roman setting in a real studio, backdrop of the Vesuvius (erupting..no doubt!!)...a real photoshoot...the real deal. Followed by a night out all dressed up as Romans!!
This will be one for the mantlepiece...one to show the grandchildren!!
We need an organiser with a gooood track record .... somebody called T comes to mind!
We need a photographer with some quality kit
We'll need somebody connected to the film industry or theatre for some props, backdrops, lighting and we'll need somewhere to set the scene and create a Roman setting...a big garden with a pool and columns and all that...
....and most of all we need YOU...you lovely ladies from the site...
... and for the special one that we'll call 'The Malteser Sandwich' I'm thinking some real heavies...jelly bellies and thunder tighs ... OMG what am I talking myself into????
Names below please....ah gowan...gowan gowan gowan...
Oh by the way...Maria will be looking some quality male totty to even things out on the night!!!
Flying solo with permission for tonite ....
Looking to entertain couple or single female. Staying in good hotel where the food is good and the wine's a plenty!! ... send me a p.m. or post a reply below.
Carlo
Male half of Maltesers
+ Female friend in popular city centre hotel looking fun with other Females and Couples. PM me for more information. Carlo xxx
Any parties, meets or events happening over the weekend ?? We find ourselves with no plans for the weekend ...so we're open to suggestions. Can host or can travel. Send us a private message for a quick reply. No offense to all the single males out there, but we are only looking to meet with couples or females.
Carlo and Maria
Maltesers
xxx