Hi everyone, we moved to the Emerald Isle a while ago and would love to make some new open minded friends (ideally with benefits) here.

We are a still reasonably young couple (OK, well, at least we feel so!), which is already together for maaaany years - and discovered the possibilities of the swinging scene for a bit in our old homeland. We also have fun just the two of us, but there is always some room for more...

We like to explore this lifestyle with other couples, women and men and already made some great experiences in the last years.

Quality is more important to us than quantity...

HE is tall and sturdily built, let`s say rather "solid wood wardrobe" than "pressboard Ikea shelves" - a lot of muscles ...but honestly also with some "resonating body". And HE has a beard and some body hair, both remaining where it is.

SHE, on the other hand, is small and slender, more Sporty Spice than Posh Spice, and possesses two outstanding arguments that honestly are not entirely God-given, we make no secret of that....

In short: We may not make it onto the cover of Sports Illustrated or Men`s Health anymore in this lifetime, but we think we are nice to look at and fun to be around - as long as you accept our English is not perfect!

BTW: We expect nothing else from our counterparts.

How tall, short, light, dark, pierced, tattooed, busty, flat, dark-haired or blond does not play such a decisive role, it just has to fit in the end. We are looking for that "certain something" that makes us want to have fun together - no more but also no less!

It should also ideally be right for us in terms of personality, a handful intelligence and a pinch of eloquence are quite sexy! But of course, let's be honest, particularly here the optics do also play a decisive role, however, tastes are different...

Well, and if it works out with us in the first place, then we`d love to go long term and 'over the edge of the bed' - it`s called friends with beenfits we guess?

By the way, we don't expect any "I'll bang you two hours changing position every 5 minutes" pornstar-performers and we don't guarantee to offer that. A little calmer, a little slower is clearly preferable to us and we also do not work "at the push of a button"! Experience has shown us that even if it feels good, not always everything runs like clockwork and not all bodyparts work all the time with machine-like reliability - that`s totally fine for us, but has to be for you too... In the end we are all just human and not robots... To us Sex is usually even better anyway, if it takes place several times, that`s not only in relationships a definite truth (in our eyes)!

So – whom we`re looking for:

- Couples, especially aged from about late 20's to about late 40's, where the women ideally also have some bi curiosity cause SHE definately has.... You are nice, funny and also have some witty brain inside your pretty head? Awesome!!! Then get in touch please. Maybe it works out with a meeting, first time we prefer social meetings, to get to know each other and if it fits we`re open for more... especially for couples with whom we get along well off the horizontal, we`d love to develop a friendship+ where it is not only (but alway again) about the one thing...

- Girls, who should ideally be at least a bit into bi play, between mid 20ies to mid 40ies. We can also imagine to let the play between the ladies be the main part of such a meeting but definately also a nice threesome where we all are equally involved. And if we see each other more often instead of "out and gone" to spend a nice time together, we are more than happy for that.

- Guys, well sorry, it`s a bit more we`re asking for and you must meet our and HER criteria... Age: about early 30s to late 40s, you should have no problem with a MFM threesome (no bi among the men, but 'team players')! Talking about optics, there are already a few things to mention here... SHE is into beards and she also likes some tattoos (but that`s not a must), you shouldn`t be too slim, well built and muscular is grand, a bitmore ample too but not fat. In the end (although that`s not mandatory!) rather biker- than banker-typed and rather Vikings than Southerners. If you additionally offer a certain verbal expressiveness and you are not a snooty or smarmy busybody, no pompous fatso and have no narcissistic tendencies but equipped with some sensitivity and communication skills? Great, then this could (!) work out with the three of us too – gladly also more often than only one time... But please be assured with "Hi, wanna fuck?" and related one-liners nothing will happen!

Congratulations for reading this looong text down here, as reward please put the word "axolotl" in your answer and we know you made it (props and attention assured)