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AllyandBaba
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 64
Straight Male, 66
0 km · Wexford
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mg it went in 3 times the lappy is playing up on me yes that gent is in for a night he never forget it will be his night:evil2::boo::doggy:
letscross swords soonwhat was realy funny emm the other day comin home in me car havin a smoke window opened lettin the smoke out lol finished me smoke so far so good needed to spit lol sorry for been crude went to spit and realised i had closed the window nearly pissed me self laughin so did me son (by the way this is clyde not bonny lol) so funny nearly crashed
With that the clyde emerges from the bonny love caravan scratchin his head and rubbin his balls (not alans) and lickin his ass, all at the same time (work that 1 out lads lol) ges lads what happened i was dreamin that i was taken to a space ship i feel as tho i have been pulled prodded and poked my butt is sore. fook where is me bonns lads have ya seen her. the lads that, muldern, and balls (alan this time)are rollin round the ground laughin at poor clyde holdin his butt and tryin to sort himself out. alan says to thatguy ya know what i think clyde,s been????????
as the happy campers turn up at the camp site the clyde bonns love van is parked under a tree so the moldern can b fed nuts and apple cores. the rest of the peeps pitch tent in the middle of the field in a circle shape with easy access to each others tent just in case 1 of the ladys get scared of the dark and we can all snuggle in and keep her safe. mr ball blows his whistle and shouts its time for a work out mr ball is dressed in a white t shirt white shorts and a pair of puma runners with matchin ankle socks. every 1 grabs a woman and starts runnin to a tent mr ball blows the whistle again where the fook do u lot think ur going u shower of??????
Well said alan mimi and marie specialy u marie u work the hardest here for m&g,s well done. I have had several partys here in my home and a lot of prep is put into it I get a lot of help from my good friend dubcplmg with the invites and the catering for food and making sure every 1 has a clean towel if needed lol. I have had party,d for about 55/60 at a time and to get that 55/60 I have to invite about 150 peeps allowing for the drop outs. I agree that married couples and single mums do say ill come but with kids that has to b takin lightly kids do get sick and other issues do come in to play for not attending this is fine and understandable but a lot of single men mostly and ladys just dont turn up on the nite and dont let me know y for the sake of a text. The food still has to b got for them and goes to waste, so lads please if some 1 is putting on a party let them know if u cant or wont b attending remember others have to pay the extra cost if a room is booked.
remember the baba aka clyde luv,s ya all
a green t shirt with :known for my hard tackle: on it 1 black and 1 blue sock slippers track suit bottoms and going commando cos me jocks are in the wash need them clean for dungarvan lol
remember clyde luv,s ya all lol
Clyde aka baba
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well me bonny got her say in so im havin mine lol. ive got 2 big sacks here full of emmm cards but ive no 1 to LICK the stamps lol. so from me and herself and me famly we wish u all the joys and comfords that the season can bring ya,s happy christmas and a joyous new year. and to our friend happylouth and his wife a special and warm greeting to you.
ps if any 1 of ya win the lotto remember shearin is carein lol
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lots and lots of luv from the bonny and the clyde
by the way lads for u that dont know bonny and clyde is Ally and baba tooooooooooooooooo hahahhaha me a silly bugger lol
me heart goes out to all the people in cork and galway and to where ever the rain made a mess and to me friends that are stuck in the house with out water. we got away with here in my part of wexford but avalon ya should have rang and id have come to rescue ya. maybe next time lol. anna if mr cork dont mind shearin is there room for me and the bonns lol. dora look at it this way pet ya got a bus ride for 8 hours for just a few yoyos ya lucky git
loves ya all the clyde aka baba and the bonny aka Ally
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hi all
well the forums are cool me thinks i get a kick out of the funny 1,s but there are more to it than that some threads are v serious and thats where ya find ur friends friends that support ya when ur down and help ya to get over it take the cancer 1 for instance its a great thread and ive got comford out of it and i hope peeps that entered their voice did too so keep the threads going lads we need them, and besides the chat room can do ur head in some times and the forum can b a peaceful place to hide lol
loves ya all the clyde aka baba and the bonny aka Ally
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little john knew that the sherrif and his lovely lady was on their way to the sun dreanched lands of wexford forrest and would b meeting the lady bonns and little john himself, litle john decided to put a chastity belt on the lady bonns cos the sherrif was a man that did,nt like no for an answer the key would b left in the castle keep for safe keeping till the sherrif and his lovely lady friend left the shores of wexford forrest. with that i mind the meet will b a plesant 1 with dinner and a few drinks on the table with chat been the main topic of the day. the lady bonns baby sitter has made it plain that 2 bell was the latest that he could stay in the castle due to the fack that he had to work for his master the next day.
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the word is out ac cross the forest that there is a mad man on the lose robin Marion and her maid and little john are on the war path they were going to put mr keaneo in stocks and cutie where all the men could have there wicked way with her lemrac who joining fores with robin and his men to destroy mr keaneo to take all his loot and feed the people of john had his eye on lemrac he wanted his wicked way with her would she let him have his way with her...............and what would the maid do
the word is out ac cross the forest that there is a mad man on the lose robin Marion and her maid and little john are on the war path they were going to put mr keaneo in stocks and cutie where all the men could have there wicked way with her lemrac who joining fores with robin and his men to destroy mr keaneo to take all his loot and feed the people of john had his eye on lemrac he wanted his wicked way with her would she let him have his way with her...............and what would the maid do
dennis and margaret where puggled all this talk bout sex and girls what the fook. its near christmas and dennis and mags just wanted to go to the big fella in the red suit that say soho ho ho merry inspector regan was looking in the wrong place for the sneeky fecker boy racer come stripper aka bip the tart:moon:. he needed to look in the Y.M.C.A. thats where bip the tart will be stripping and doing lap dance beer 
and smokin silcut:smoke:. lance regan needed help and decided to give dames bonns a call on the fone he found belong to bip the tart a fancy sony 1 with a girlie button???.
yup u guessed it mags and dennis is not realy mags and dennin them was wearing rubber masks to hide their identity them was realy wait for it
dames bonns and simon templer aka the saint:angel: woohoo bet that got ya,s:thumbup:. alan balls puts out an A.P.B for a capri car with fluffy dice and fur steering wheel seen some where in londons east end bip the tart likes been where the money is. can he be found before the girls from s4i find him?? lemrac, newbie and marie want him in the.........
and smokin silcut:smoke:. lance regan needed help and decided to give dames bonns a call on the fone he found belong to bip the tart a fancy sony 1 with a girlie button???.
yup u guessed it mags and dennis is not realy mags and dennin them was wearing rubber masks to hide their identity them was realy wait for it dames bonns and simon templer aka the saint:angel: woohoo bet that got ya,s:thumbup:. alan balls puts out an A.P.B for a capri car with fluffy dice and fur steering wheel seen some where in londons east end bip the tart likes been where the money is. can he be found before the girls from s4i find him?? lemrac, newbie and marie want him in the......... on the way to soho margret sees a sign heathrow dennis i want to go to dublin ireland there is a shagger there that i want to meet he goes by the name of padds the boyo, drives boy racer cars and shags till the cows come home. the soonest flight to dublin is on friday night padds the clarrion hotel 9 sharp ok. drinkies and some chat of old times and ya never know ya might get shagged. the gauntlet is down will padds the boyo except????????
