Hello! hope you are well, thanks for bothering to read our profile.

First and foremost - We're normal. We like a drink and a laugh and we like sex. 10 years ago we were drop dead gorgeous. Today, Zanna has hips and stretchmarks and Al could do with cutting back on the beer. We do however make an effort for meets, always try to be good company, and believe if you're gonna do something you should do it right ;) We enjoy the social side of the scene (almost) as much as the naughty side. Have made some great friends and hope to meet many more.

Daytime meets are usually not a possibility and a quick half hour shag at lunchtime doesn't really do anything for either of us anyway. Looking for men, women, men & women. the possibilities are endless. sometimes we can go for months without wanting any meets at all. 95% of meets will involve both partners. (Al is 100% straight. I've tried some gentle persuasion and he's havin none of it!) we don't have a long list of orders I'm gonna bark at you, we haven't even met yet and some of the guys and girls on here are SCARY... well ok then, the guys not so much :-/ lol

anything else you want to know, please feel free to ask. If we don't reply, we appologise. not here to offend anyone, but we sure as hell don't intend to waste your time either. a well written message and/or nice picture will catch our attention. "chatting" for the sake of chatting doesn't do it for us, if that's ur thing I'm afraid we're probably not for you. we are here to meet real life people.

I/we generally arrange a social meet first, we may decide to play then but usually arrange a second meet for the fun stuff :) again, please don't be offended. not into mercy fucks or taking one for the team... been there, done that! it's icky.

There's no hard and fast rules, we go with the flow. This is supposed to be fun, right? If it don't feel right, what are you doing it for??