Paddy has broken his hip and his buddy Tom has called over to see him.
Tom askes, "how you doing?"
Paddy says, "okay but would you do me a favour and go upstairs for my slippers my feet are bloody freezing"
Tom goes up the stairs and sees Paddys gorgeous 19yr old twin daughters lying naked on the bed.
He says, "Your dad has sent me up here to have sex with the both of you"
They say "Get away will ya.......... Prove it"
Tom shouts down the stairs, "the both of em?"
mick shouts back, "Of course the both of em, whats the point in f**king one?"
