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Boardroom fun ... Mon March 5th

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A very discrete E.G.M. being held in a Boardroom in Limerick ... I'm the P.A. who will be on hand(s & knees :lol2smile to serve every need, take dicktation, bend over backwards to please, bang off a few copies ... whatever the V.I.P*.'s desire in fact ... To apply for a place on the Board, you must own/borrow/steal a suit & a briefcase, be a genuine team player who's not afraid to bare his soul (... etc :rascal:...) discretion is also pretty high up the ladder or we'll all be collecting our P45's on the way out ... :small-print: All interested applicants must supply a C.V. complete with face pic, references & favourite tailors, & we'll be in contact to arrange interviews :haha:... The Boss (who is not Mr.H btw wink) will have the last say but I'll point him in the right direction flipa Oh yea ... & if there are any other potential P.A.'s out there who fancy sharing the workload, welcum on board !! *Pricks
I have already been through the interview process by you babe so I expect to attend that Boardroom meeting. I am in Limerick tomorrow thursday and would love a second interview if you are available. I have a dinner to attend around 7pm but free before or after for some fun
hi there id be more than willing to for a interview if your still looking for allipcants lol
just wondering if i could be of some help here i have handeled "your asset" before :censored: maybe you could use my dicktaphone lol just looked through my reference's and a few are from you hump
If only it were closer sad Sounds like a blast blast I'm sure your inundated with offers but if your ever thinking of repeating this experience, given some notice I'd be happy to come practice my secretarial skills wink
Would like to afore mentioned EGM have a lot of views to express , also have some specific thoughts around agenda will only attend if relevant stakeholders are present and are willing to take on required workLOAD. would like to add to agenda : 1) resources to achieve climactic reslut 2) visuals required for relevant presentations 3) personal disposal of KPI bi-product yours A2M CEO p.s please pm if ageneda amendement is acceptable
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If only it were closer sad Sounds like a blast blast I'm sure your inundated with offers but if your ever thinking of repeating this experience, given some notice I'd be happy to come practice my secretarial skills wink

Hey bustydd I'm giving you over a week's notice to get your secretarial skills greased up!!
There's a yummy list of suits to interview & wud love if u could help out with the debriefing :moon: - I'm sure there must be a gentleman up in your neck of the woods who would jump at the chance of giving you a lift down in/on his chopper!! :giggle:
hoping that you might consider my application and check my references....smile
oh.. i have the high heels and stockings with the line up the back to wear under the skirt.. but alas i wish i was closer.. include me if ure up Busty's way! Have a great time! XX
This is just tooooooo funny...........
Would love to offer my Input in this process but alas I am over seas at the moment talent Scouting in the South Pacific...please telex me the outcome of the meeting so I won't have to travel as far the next time I am looking for head....er I mean head hunting.. wink
Could i be trained to do all that work??? Ono wink
Horny, what a great post, utterly amazing, I love it!
Hi, Love to attend EGM. I hope you have all the proxies in your back pocket, along with the brown envelopes.
Seems like places are filling up fast, get your applications in quickly for this once in a lifetime business meeting!!
seems like some of us got a pfo...lmao
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oh.. i have the high heels and stockings with the line up the back to wear under the skirt..
but alas i wish i was closer.. include me if ure up Busty's way!
Have a great time!
XX

Awh Gingerfire I'm sure u cud share a ride down in that chopper that Busty's gonna climb up on ... it would b a terrible waste of high heels and stockings with the line up the back if you didn't attend ...banghead might be just what's needed to clinch an important merger, persuade the bankers to deposit or withdraw their assests ... whatever ... these are all ideas I've read on CV's so there's some fun ppl out there & u could help us choose the topic up for debate ... I was thinking something along the lines of 'Pornography in the workplace - does it increase output?' ... attendees to bring relevant material for display/discussion/demonstration ... :laughabove:
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Could i be trained to do all that work???
Ono wink

Ono hun u so totally won't need any training - you're an absolute natural !! boink
Delighted to welcum u on the team & know that there'll be lots of heat under plenty of collars if u're gliding round the room with the Rich Tea biscuits :giggle:
Hope I will be able to provide more than Rich Tea Biscuits lol
Ono hun I'm sure ur input will be so rich they'll need the tea & biscuit to recover !!! rotflmao
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This is just tooooooo funny...........

It's actually quite seeeeeerious helsea ... one inadvertent slip of the tongue at this meeting could cause the downfall of many important members ... :lickface:
Hi guys, just wondering if you are still taking applications for Monday? I'd love to apply if not too late. x Paul
few quick questions maybe more to follow will the directors be allowed direct??? would it be suitable occassion for video conferencing??? could said video conferencing be interactive? allowing proxy directors to direct ??? said querys while appearing flippant would greatly enhance mass market capabilities in a shrinking market place perhaps said suggestions could be tabled at beginning of meeting to allow for an open exchange of views? cheers eoin
So how many committee members have put themselves forward for this EGM?
the dog just ate my applications, i will have to fill out another one, what time is the meeting,
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the dog just ate my applications, i will have to fill out another one, what time is the meeting,

That's what comes of doing your homework doggie style limericklover boink
i would like to take this opportunity to thank all who made the effort to attend the E.G.M. lol we had to change the venue at very short notice but Katie as a good employee(P.A. of the month) :lol: pulled out all the stops and the meeting was relocated to more comfortable surroundings special thanks to "ono" worship for her invaluable input it the meeting and the points!! she made sillyhwoar: please forward on the minutes of the meeting :small-print: till the next meeting take care all xxx wink
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Seems like places are filling up fast, get your applications in quickly for this once in a lifetime business meeting!!

Yea shame u missed it limericklad1974 ...
(... was that your Boardroom on fire we drove past last nite btw... ??? )
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