Hi Generous,
Sorry to say you might be looking in the wrong place here but good luck to you with it.
a bluff methinks - he's hoping some nice girl'll come across for a night's rumpy-pumpy just to prove the point :rascal:
oi sexford.....whats wrong with some nice rumpy pumpy????....lol....
nothing !
No, I think rumpy pumpy is the guy who fell off the wall.
LB ... u need a wall to sit on ... u should av said ... my builders av just left & a lovely new wall is waiting for a nice ass :moon: to sit on it :thrilled:...better still the wall is build with 9inch solid ricks
jeez, looks like you lot scared poor generousdick away :scared:
Do none of you read the newspapers/listen to the radio/watch tv/gossip down the pub ?
rumpy pumpy was the prescription recommended by a dublin gp, the phrase being read out at said gp's recent trial.
I hope that doctor doesn't get struck off, I wouldn't mind getting a sick cert off him;
'Newbie9 will not be able to attend work for the next month as she requires an intensive course of prescription rumpy pumpy'
yes, acquitted. rightly so in my opinion. it's very easy to say something which you think is merely informal but is taken as an insult. inappropriate perhaps but not a matter for the courts; they ought to be more concerned with pursuing real criminals like the so-called christian brothers and those who aided and abetted them.
on a lighter note, i'd like to apply for the position of apothecary to this physician :devil:
marie, you go to the physician first to get your prescription which you then bring to me to be dispensed...
I don't think it could have been made any clearer, if you want a proper relationship then you will need to join a site that is designed for people who want proper relationships, not a swingers site.
hmmmm why ask for a (ahem) "proper" relationship and call your username generousdick???
Maybe we're all on the wrong site if you think your question isn't a tad mis-placed... or do you play charades per chance... some lucky dame going to get a good seeing to!
Try one of the dating sites, plenty of or something like that!
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead
NSA sex ummmm like the sound of that offallycouple. Do you have a brochure that one could peruse in the comfort of ones home or could you pop in and as it were give one one ( not sure about that grammar).
Bring your fingers too might be able to utilise them.
If u r popping something into my post er box should i slip into something more comfortable or is it a cum as you are event. Anyhoo i look to forward to your delivery and hope that i will be able to deal with the contents of your envelope. Be sure to give the envelope a good lick before sealing it as we dont want anything slipping out do we.
No brochure Mr Muldern, but I do have a 20 pont questionaire, popping in the post as I type..lol
I would be interested in seeing the questions and providing answers
Alan dont be greedy let me answer first then u can have a go. (mulder pouts then stamps foot and wanders off into the undergrowth muttering to self)
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