Mr M obviously your learnt something from your time spent as an Altar Boy.
although I prefer Julius Ceaser's
Vidi, Vici, Veni ( I saw, I conquered , I came)
Ummmmmm Slighty your conjugation is superb. Watching you wrap your tongue round all those syllables is very arousing. The schoolmistress pic gives me all sorts of ideas. Could you be persuaded to dress like that slightly give me six of the best then i will give you six of the best with my rod. You know the old saying slightly "Spare the rod and someone else will spoil the wife"
Alan if you know your roman history then you will know the barbarians put paid to his expansion plans, just as slightly may put paid to yours. I have it on good authority that you were planning a pre-emptive invasion of her basque.:taz:
Caesar was always up for a battle ... Barbarian or not ... am working on plans to invade Slightly's Basgue Region .... and while you are "Sparing your rod" with Slightly ... I will be happy "to spolit Mrs M" ... :evil2:
If this man gets the pressie right, he will get a pint and a packet of crisps:grin::grin:
And if I get all the answers to your questionnaire right offally what do I get
Think i should be naughty then nice to you then maybe mix it up again
:taz:
oooooooooh you get me Muldern:mrgreen:
A naughty, but nice minx hi; a wee cottie at that! MMM xxxx
:-o:-o Wow is all I can say, they ain't no Bridget Jones' knickers8)
I owe you a years supply of
Oh I get you Hotminx, uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy
bring it on in large portions you saucy wench .
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I don't eat in bed..........I nibble.....
Could I be so bold as to offer you something to nibble on Hotminx and if u like the taste perhaps you might like to take it orally........................ initially.
:taz:
Permisson granted but only if you ans this question correctly on Star Wars....
Who was the admiral of the rebel fleet in the final film?....
No googling!!!!!.lol.
Admiral Ackbar and was no need to google.
Now Hotminx should I unsheath my lightsaber for a little jousting.
Or do you intend to use the "force" on me and try to get me to do your bidding using Jedi mind trick.
Perhaps you can dress up as Princess Leia Orgasma for me.
:taz:
maybe Muldern & Hotminx could use a Star Trek transporter to beam to a Land Far Far Away .... or at least to a nearby Hotel Room ... :evil2:
Don't need a room I built this one earlier..
We would bring alan out for a nice meal then drag him back to ours and make him our sex slave:devil: :taz:
oh mistress I am not worthy...lol...
but for offering to take me out I will be your slave for the evening ... so naked dusting is that what u want...:bounce:
Yes Alan, there are a few cracks here that you would need to bend over to dust lol cant promise nothing will come up behind you and give you a good clean out:doggy:
Mmmmmmmmmm, such a pleasant thought to the recipient, Raven, xx
for your lovely smile a creme egg & a bottle of red Wine
Alan cant abide all this niceness my teeth will rot from all the sugar coated saccharine comments.
So in the Spirit of naughtiness will handcuff you to bed in your superhero PJ's and force you to watch several of your favourite ladies from site indulging in some hanky panky and then to add to the torment you will be blindfolded so you will only be able to hear all the moans and groans of pleasure.
And to complete your torment we will arrange your appendage adjacent to a mouse trap and an erection will hurt ....... really hurt.
I feel much better now after getting that off my chest, refreshed, more naughtiness please enough with the nice.
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ravenfire a lady that is pure naughty ... For being so naughty a glass of champers followed by a slap on the arse & then some chocolate & strawberrys
It may not be naughty but as a nice gesture I would like 2 buy the ladies & couples of swing a Bull-shit detector
:cheers:
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:worship::worship::worship:
that is brilliant 
:loon::loon:... :thrilled:
but can you fit a Muldern in it ... or have you got a 2honey I shrunk the kids" machine ....:thrilled::thrilled::thrilled:
hwoar:
No pics or info in your profile but heres a flash for good measure
...just bromide...