I would take them on a trip across the star-studded universe, for surely after a good probing, the truth would be out there:scared:
GK would take you to a lingerie shop to help you select some nice new Golden knicks...mmm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm perfect, well I would buy Alan a book, now what type I wonder..........
Have probe in hand ready when you are GK. As for book for alan how about dr seuss. Tcell can read it to him tucked up in bed.
i would buy you a kingsize bed so you could sit in bed with me while reading the Dr Seuss stories ... did he write the karma sutra ... i like that book
Dr. Seuss and the kama sutra, what a terrible combination, positions that aren't possible described in tongue twister rhyme, no thanks alan. Will buy you a pint if I ever meet you!
Alan ball was a south moving cock. He then came upon a large stick of rock. He stood there distracted, his penis retracted and GK said i will not eat green eggs and ham and neither me can alan ram. I'll bend over backwards and when his semens extracted I'll slip it back into his sock.
A gold star for effort in trying to write does the kama, no mean feat.
You can have the gold star newbie I'll settle for a blowjob or as Dr Seusss would say " I lay here in my lonely bed and gently rub my other head. Oh newbie 9 your time has come now get yourself here and give me some.
blowjob it is then, do I have to give you a second one for the second attempt at seuss (which admittedly was good)?
if I was to write in the stlye of james Joyce would you be Nora Barnacle ... :P
Alan i will gently shunt u aside as I ask newbie for a 68 its like a 69 except I will owe her one. Now I lay me down to sleep but newbie into my bed did creep. I made a wish upon a star but newbie my way did bar. Sobbing wailing then ensued so newbie said looks like I'm screwed.
I said ok and got my Black and Decker - I never knew a human could move that fast. So if u r out there newbie dont be fearful next time around, ..... I' ll tie u up and have my wicked way with u anyway lol
:doggy::taz:
If I had the means I would treat this guy to a five star night out, a wicked funny, sexy guy and a great friend..
:rose: for you for thinking about having lunch with me...
I'd run a nice bubble bath for Alan and help scub his back (and other bits )for him also have a glass of champagne ready, just because he is such a nice funny friendly sexy guy
Id get cutie the address of the muppet who mailed her recently , drive her to his house and help her beat the crap out of him :evil2:
id let offalycouple skip ahead of me at the bar to but biatch a drink
:cheers: for you too cause I dont want to be taking the alka seltzer alone:taz:
I'd get you all the "hair of the dog", another wee drink will make things better :-)
Id give u a private viewing of a good corset, seeing as how u like them ;)
I like Corsets too. wouldnt want to wear one help you lace it up Slightly (my good deed for the day)
you're on your hols.....so I'll give you a nice foot and leg massage when you get back from the buying alan his pint.
a book of boy scout knots and a book of fairy tales for you to read :small-print:to newbie 
... but you pick the time and place
for you
after all it is the thought that counts
