Naughty or nice

1 Sep 2009

Slightly I will shine your boots for a view of the corset.

1 Sep 2009

Excuse me Alan are we invisible, you need to do something nice for us before you get to see slightlys very sexy corset collection. BTW there is life after death I am proof of it.

1 Sep 2009

gives mrs muldern lend of a corset and both do a private show for Mr M :clap:

1 Sep 2009

Yes I was right there is life after death. That has made my evening Thankyou Slightly for that very sexy mental picture Kisses to you xxxxx. Mrs M has a very fetching red and black Basque. Perhaps you could wear something complimentary Slightly. Well I am off to give Mrs M a good seeing to (wish you were here slightly)

1 Sep 2009

Cough, cough , coughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mr M when is this probing, or is another of the great unknowns innocent

1 Sep 2009

All I am waiting for is a confirmed landing site offaly then will be there with probe in hand. Will await landing clearance Scully. Ball and other things in your court

1 Sep 2009

Quote by user=muldernTcell
All I am waiting for is a confirmed landing site offaly then will be there with probe in hand. Will await landing clearance Scully. Ball and other things in your court

Message recieved over and out, prepare the landing gear innocent

2 Sep 2009

Flaps extended landing gear is down and locked. Awaiting ILS clearance for landing. As they say in Top Gun Offaly "Call the Ball".

2 Sep 2009

Can I wear my corset for lift off? Slightly is giving me all sorts of ideas:bounce: but I AM NOT singing You take my breath

2 Sep 2009

How about I went to the Danger Zone. And if Corset is tight enough it will take your breath away

2 Sep 2009

Excuse me Alan are we invisible, you need to do something nice for us before you get to see slightlys very sexy corset collection.
apologies... I will take a photo of Mrs M & Offallycouple wearing the corsets, so you can remember the occassion.

3 Sep 2009

Quote by user=alan-ball
Excuse me Alan are we invisible, you need to do something nice for us before you get to see slightlys very sexy corset collection.
apologies... I will take a photo of Mrs M & Offallycouple wearing the corsets, so you can remember the occassion.

You will be held to that promise so be careful what you

3 Sep 2009

To hell with the pics i want a front row seat and i am available to help with lacing up the corsets or adjusting them. Bring it on. The truth is out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but some fecker stole my map.

3 Sep 2009

"truth...can you handle the truth".. I will lend you my satnav...:P ...while your finding your way i will be taking the photos ...:bounce::bounce::bounce:

4 Sep 2009

20 point questionaire is nearly finished, map included, Alan can be the Sat-Nav...

4 Sep 2009

sat-nav awaitng co-ordinates info...

4 Sep 2009

All this talk of corsets promts me to ask, if any of the ladies who are current owners of corsetry, could they recommend a purveyor of said items? Have been looking online but the half decent ones seem to be a little expensive and I'd like to buy from somewhere that has been recommended. Or if anyone has a nice one in a 22" that they no longer require...pm me please. Alan, I'll wear it for you when I get one!

4 Sep 2009

Newbie try EBay , I found some wonderful items there,and really quite reasonable price wise, am always browsing through it for unusual lingerie, will keep an eye out for your size.

5 Sep 2009

Quote by user=newbie9
All this talk of corsets promts me to ask, if any of the ladies who are current owners of corsetry, could they recommend a purveyor of said items? Have been looking online but the half decent ones seem to be a little expensive and I'd like to buy from somewhere that has been recommended. Or if anyone has a nice one in a 22" that they no longer require...pm me please.
Alan, I'll wear it for you when I get one!

Newbie if you are wearing I am buying...:bounce::bounce::bounce:

5 Sep 2009

Thanks offaly, 22 inch in corsets, or an 8 in anything else. Had a quick look on ebay but got distracted by completely unrelated items smile

Alan, I'll take you up on that one!

6 Sep 2009

Quote by user=newbie9
Thanks offaly, 22 inch in corsets, or an 8 in anything else. Had a quick look on ebay but got distracted by completely unrelated items
Alan, I'll take you up on that one!

I know exactly what you mean

6 Sep 2009

Quote by user=offallycouple
Newbie try EBay , I found some wonderful items there,and really quite reasonable price wise, am always browsing through it for unusual lingerie, will keep an eye out for your size.

Offally, I would love to see some of your unusual lingerie purchases (unusual..the mind boggles) ... and if you want to model some of the lingerie I will happily take the photos ... and we could mail the photos to newbie so she can see what you mean.

6 Sep 2009

"BI-atch
Id get cutie the address of the muppet who mailed her recently , drive her to his house and help her beat the crap out of him "
Id treat BI-atch to a nice day at a spa to ease those tired muscles after sorting out the above mentioned muppet

6 Sep 2009

I would like to feed Cutie & Bi-atch champagne & strawberries on their day at the spa

6 Sep 2009

I would like to give alan-ball a special lingham massage :smile2: passionkiss

10 Sep 2009

I will arrange to have my lingham delivered...:bounce::P

21 Sep 2009

What is lingham I could look it up on net but cant be bothered. Alan i will have word with slightly sexy see if i cant arrange to have ur ass paddled by her.

21 Sep 2009

The sanskrit word for the male sexual organ is lingham. Its loosely translated as the "wand of light" ;) now all u have to do is look up sanskrit

21 Sep 2009

for being an endless font of wisdom I will organise your whip & paddle collection, shine the boots & sort the corsets into hot, hotter & very hot.

21 Sep 2009

Thankyou slightly I do in actual fact know what sanskrit is TY. Having studied Classical Latin for my intercourse sorry intercert funny how that words CROPS up when I think of you slightly. Anyhoo I digress sanskrit holds a simiiar position in the cultures of Asia India in particular much akin to the way Latin did in Europe. Slightly despite you going all schoolmarm on me( now theres a fantasy, would bring you for very nice meal some wine intelligent yet provocative converstion before leqding you upstairs for Dessert followed by more Dessert followed the sleep of the satiated. Amo Amas Amat could you finish conjugating the verb for me Slightly or failing that agree to allowing me to er in the vernacular "Roger you silly" :taz: