Warming the Bed
i suppose a lot of people have come across great excuses like "my wife is sick but im available" "my wife is gone off swinging but im well horny" ive another great one to add to the list. We had arranged to meet a guy in a quiet spot for a bit of dogging and outdoor fun, now this guy was supposed to be black, imagine our surprise when a good old fashioned pale face turned up, youre not the guy we are suppoed to meet, says i. No says he, the black fella is my mate im here instead and sorry for any confusion!!! How the bloody hell did he think he was going to get away with it, i know it was dark but that was pushing it a bit.
you can never judge a book by its colour!!!
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