Your Mother

2 Sep 2010

Ok people dont take offence to this thread as it is just a little fun.
When I was growing up, if you wanted to get one over on a buddy, you usually slagged his / her mother. This was something we lads thrived on, being able to come up with the best "your mother is" slaggings.
If any of you guys remember any please post them
So here are two that I distinctly remember making me chuckle:
Your mother has been in more bushes than Rambo
Your mother has seen more helmets than Hitler

2 Sep 2010

your mother should stop changing lipstick, my dick is like a rainbow!!!

2 Sep 2010

:eeek: When did you two meet my mother? :haha:

2 Sep 2010

your mothers seen more bell ends than weekends

2 Sep 2010

Your mothers like a doorknob everyone gets a turn!!:giggle:

3 Sep 2010

Your Mother Has Had More Pricks In Her Than A Second Hand Dart Board

3 Sep 2010

your mother was so ugly they used to put pork chops around her neck so the dogs would play with her!

3 Sep 2010

ur mother was so fat that when she wore hi heels she would strike oil lol

3 Sep 2010

ur mother is like a mcdonnalds burger full of fat and only worth a buck

3 Sep 2010

your mothers so fat her blood types dolmio

3 Sep 2010

your mothers so fat her class photograph was taken from a helicopter

3 Sep 2010

Your mothers so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign :banghead:

3 Sep 2010

your mothers like a bowling ball, you can stick 3 fingers in her, fuck her up an alley and she just keeps comin back 4 more

5 Sep 2010

yous are really horrible and thats why half of ye havnt left home yet yere mothers : innocent

6 Sep 2010

Your mother is so disgusting that when i was fucking her a fly landed on her arse and got sick

6 Sep 2010

your mother shud have swallowed that night!!!!!

7 Sep 2010

YOUR MOTHER IS LIKE A DOUBLEDECKER BUS...50p AND UR ON TOP!!!!!!!!

7 Sep 2010

Your mothers like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy!