no . I prefer a blow torch . Are you a person to trust with a razor
Yes, the shaky hand is fine lol
Have you ever let someone shave you?
no. I belive chemical castration is less painful . Would you like to shave someone
No.
Have you received a dirty/horny text today?
no . they dont arrive before 8 am . Are your chances of having sex today greater than 50 %
only if it's with meself :lol2: do you cum here often?
yes. Just look at the state of the floor. are you dancing for the slow set or what
yes, yes, yessssss :lick: have you ever been stood up on here? :cry:
no. not yet but im standin now . have you ever stood anyone up
no
would you meet just for coffee
yes . if i was interested in someone n the only pressure would be in the coffee machine . did you meet for coffee today
No cant stand the stuff lol
Do you wish you could change one major thing in your life?
Yes ....to be what is what is called ... and I quote "Normal ".....
If you had one wish come true today what would it be?
" If every word i said could make you laugh " Id talk forever
no . do you have a pair of see through knickers you would like me to try on
no, they don't make them in my size, or shape, and I'm assuming gender......then again......!
did you ever realise a long-held dream?
yes..............................I'm living here
do you ever wish your life could be different to what it is now
Yes, there are always regrets......something that should'nt have been said, somewhere that should have been visited, someone that should have been treated better, opportunities missed.......sorry for becoming maudlin....
Have you ever shagged someone you should'nt have? yes or no?
Yes! So another weekend over, did you get lucky and sleep with someone new?
no not yet :P will u have sex tonight
No gggrrrrrrr
Are you going to celebrate July 4th this year?
No july the 4th is sunday,i 'll celebrate it on the 2nd......... Do you say no more often than yes ?
On this site, Yes! Do you read peoples profile comments?
yes..................
Do you actually take the time to read peoples profiles ????
Yes! Are you in a good mood today?
yes ...........
do you actually read a book cover to cover or read the last page first so you know what happens in the end lol
Yes from cover 2 cover,i couldn't read a book if i knew the ending ........... Would you on average read more than 1 book a week ?
Yes two at least...
Would you strip naked in public for a dare?
but to answer it...just for one night not to have to set my bloody alarm clock for the next morning!
Are you the proud owner of a pair of see through knickers?
hopefully next weekend
have you had sex today?
