Yes.
Ish.
Am I only person on this site who's not having sex this weekend?
Who could that be? Hmmmmm...
No.
Have you ever slipped your finger in accidently on purpose?
no-----have u seen these talons hahah i could do damage :S
Have you met anyone here that has lied on their profile about what they look like??
No.
Ever wish the grass would cut itself?
Yes...every godamn day!
Are you old enough to remember when 'leg warmers'
were all the rage?
No
Do you like fancy dress parties?
yes............im batman lol
Ever have a pity fuk wit anyone?
yes , i mean no .i mean .... Do you think the EU. should introduce a law where by all mens apendages would have to be measured in metric ?
No (altho length would seem greater in metric eg 7 inches is 17 cm )
Can I mow your lawn
no . I know about your children and i dont want them about the place eating my prize nettles . Can i clip your bush ?
no
it already trimmed lol.
do you wish you could name and shame no turn ups ???
sometimes, I would prefer to name & shame those that are abusive in the chatrooms.
Ever agreed to a meet & thought better of it before you went , but then discovered it was really worth going.
yes...
Have you ever burnt micro-wave popcorn?
yes
why would anyone like monday's ?
I can't answer that positively or negatively.
So I'll say yes.
Am I the only one here who prefers Monday to Tuesday.
may be
would you like to ever take a persons virginity??
I have done. And no.
Is it Friday yet?
Actually yes I do
Do you hate strawberries
Yes .... I have some friends who have had plastic surgery and all have had good experiences and it has enhanced their lives.
Do you have a fetish ??
Yes who hasn't lol
Do you have an addictive personality?
Yes:haha:
Do you own a food blender:grin:
No - I don't have a Boss - but if I did, I wouldn't anyway.
Do you have a favourite time of year? I love the Autumn - September Weather is always great.
Have you ever won 1st prize in a raffle?
Do you like nosing around old graveyards?
I will make smoothies with them... have them with whipped cream or dipped in chocolate *drools*
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
where the sun don't shine.