xmas theme swing masterpiece

23 Dec 2008

here's yer fookin pegs, I had to travel the whole way to spain loike and all I got was a dose of spanish fly loike and the bums rush loike, ya know loike them spanish wans is a bira allrite loike, but I was savin meself loike, had to bate me way through customs loike....still have feckin ropes from barrier loike....with that buxy looked down and not only did she see the ropes...she saw...

24 Dec 2008

Dora trying to rip the knickers off Addies.. "give me those knickers" dora squealed!!! "Feck off" sobbed Addies.."these were my french grannies knickers, my lucky knickers, help me someone" addies screamed.. Make sprang into action, dragged himself across the ice, and grabbed hold of the knickers, a game of tug of war broke out, stud got behind make, head got behind dora and they pulled hard, poor addies was caught in the middle, demurely trying to hide her bare bottom:grin: Dora and head were too strong the knickers were clear ripped off addies, she collasped on the ice."feck me thats' cold" she bellowed!! Bonkin the good fairy had been flying above , idly filing her nails, she saw the commotion and swooped up Dora, "pulling he rup towards the ceiling, "give addies her knickers , or I shall drop you Dora".. Doar laughed and refused so bonkin let go , Dora fell towards the ice, she held the knickers over her head, and glided safely down but ....

24 Dec 2008

bicuriousme followed by silkyboxers who by now was......

26 Dec 2008

"I...I...I've had bad thoughts santa. Evil thoughts santa. Thoughts that I can't even utter at confession, Santa." Gasps bi. Rolling those lovely big eyes upwards to santa, bi whispers: "I want for christmas.....to be in....NO NO....to HAVE Avalons Avatar....and to be...."

2 Jan 2009

I need to be on jeremy kyle ..I cant afford therepy as live4life has turned me into an alcoholic and silkyboxers has corrupted my mind .. .. i spend all my spare money on vodka and spare time thinking about .......

2 Jan 2009

...Bizzare sexual activities involving chocolate digestives and vegeable oil. Sorry Bi said Make, there no hope for you now, but I may suggest you invest in some...

5 Jan 2009

....instead of just plunging into dark damp places it pounces out of closets and when it comes out.......

6 Jan 2009

ho ho ho! Dora mac wank here is a lovely shiny new glass rabbit for you but the only way you can use it is if you let donna sprinkle it with some warm wet juices which flow from her......

6 Jan 2009

Spunkmaster5000 juicer....(its the norwegian word for apples yee pervs FF)ah she handled its thick shaft and stroked the buttons til it whirred to life, extracting every delicious(donna);-) drop of juice from its worn out.....

7 Jan 2009

pulp ?

7 Jan 2009

slightly sexy slipped on the glass dildo and landed on santas knee who preceded to talk about the first thing that popped up of course cos slightly was wearing her corset pjs...donna quickly grabbed the glass dildo and humbly handed it to dora. who then......

8 Jan 2009

Christmas is 'bleedin over ya eejits, the rabbit is part of the Easter Festivities'.. Make skated around ripping down all the decos, not difficult given they were few and far between anyway.. Dora tried to stop him, she wrapped one of her thongs around his head and roared...

8 Jan 2009

...as make niftily snipped the back of her new dress with his concealed weapon(scissors yee perv's ffs ;-))causing it to fall in a pool around her ankle, Quickly he made off on his trail of yuletide paraphenalia destruction, laughing manically leasving a wake of shredded tinsel and crumples baubles(ouch).....so ending this yuletide tale. ...To Be continued when we think of another theme. ;-)