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Right lads xmas is nearly here what if you had a gift what would you put in that member stocking.
ding - new joke book
wup - dyson hoover
kitten28 - a catwoman suit mmmmmmmm pvc
lass - some new gadget for the table of doom
worshipme - a sexy santa outfit
mrs westie - a pair of goalie gloves and new soccer shorts
ambers - new handcuffs
apple - gredients so i can have me cheesecake
justfor10 - well me inside her stocking ha ha ha
upforitgirl- choc fingers bisc the posh ones.
:taz:
I'd put me in between the ladies stockings
:laughabove: And wouldnt u fit well there Buddy !!
....still trying to work out which girl I'd like in my stocking....decisions,decisions,decisions.
Dunno about giving, but heres who Id like in my stocking on xmas day. And folks, just like Dermott says every week on Xfactor, "This is in no particular order" Sparks28, Kitten28, Midnightchat, Amberx, Bustydd, Anna77, Mrs Letmes kkgirl, Sweetlurv, Mrs Lovebugs, Mrs Nakedfun, Mrs Twohot, Mrs Kittylyker, Mynx, Bi-gal, Mimi36, Cloud9, Deebis, Loveheart, apple - pie. Now if Santa was to deliver just one of these very sexy ladies, I would be very very good for the rest of my life!! There are many many more ladies that should be added to the list, but I dont wana seem greedy :rascal:
Roademon - A new mug for his tea (with a swinger who turns naked when the mug gets hot!)coffee Ms. twohotcpl - New boots Discreetbuddy - A pet Pelican (he has a thing for them) Kitten28 - A saucer of milk Biggles - Well now I wouldnt like to spoil the surprise! passionkiss Ding - A new bell cos' he's missing his dong :giggle:
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Quote by user=discreetbuddy
I'd put me in between the ladies stockings

:sparring:its christmas stocking discreet not fooking halloween!!! if you jumped out at me i'd give u a going over with me shovel , norman bates style !!!!!:giggle::fuckinghell:
:doggy:
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Dunno about giving, but heres who Id like in my stocking on xmas day.
And folks, just like Dermott says every week on Xfactor, "This is in no particular order"
:eeek:sillyhwoar::doggy:.....yes please
Sparks28, Kitten28, Midnightchat, Amberx, Bustydd, Anna77, Mrs Letmes
kkgirl, Sweetlurv, Mrs Lovebugs, Mrs Nakedfun, Mrs Twohot, Mrs Kittylyker, Mynx, Bi-gal, Mimi36, Cloud9, Deebis, Loveheart, apple - pie.
Now if Santa was to deliver just one of these very sexy ladies, I would be very very good for the rest of my life!!
There are many many more ladies that should be added to the list, but I dont wana seem greedy :rascal:
Quote by user=sparks28
Roademon - A new mug for his tea (with a swinger who turns naked when the mug gets hot!)coffee
Ms. twohotcpl - New boots
Discreetbuddy - A pet Pelican (he has a thing for them)
Kitten28 - A saucer of milk
Biggles - Well now I wouldnt like to spoil the surprise! passionkiss
Ding - A new bell cos' he's missing his dong :giggle:

Is now wondering what suprise sparks as in store wink wink nod nod sillyassionkiss:
Hhmm Sparks - a magic stocking so every time she touched a newer even hotter man would pop out Ding - rabitronics for dummies Casgar - a new set of ears as the current ones have been worn down Discreet buddy - an overnight stay in Galway Alicolwic - a calendar with only 8 days left Dublinporncock - a tea Cosy Bigges - the 2011 swing girls calendar each month delivered by the lady of the month. Daithi - shorter legs Up4itgirl - train ticket to Dublin for a Gorky night out. And for all the girls of swing chocolate willies and chocolate boobs for the boys instead of selection boxes
jasus this could take a while some real needy and greedy folk in here but here goes
Biggles ...... New Shoulders and cock to match his knees
Amberx ...... Front row tickets for Bi man fuckaton
Midnightchat .... Training to accept the word diddies
Sparks28 ....... Sponsorship for life from Duracell and instant on MMF powder
Sean ......... Prompt paying clients Bi and willing
Bi-gal ...... Homes for the homeless and a 3 day week
Ms2hot ...... New boots better than the last ones
Lucy ....... Remote control knickers
Kitten28 ....... A personal train carriage to do In as she pleases
Daithi ......, some hair dye and a new football team
Curiouser ...... His cowboy hat back
Breeze ........ A Mmff after every Dublin game
Mimi ......, a breakthrough in holywood
Eden ...,,, her own home improvements programme for single men
Wup ......,, singing lessons and a Peter marks voucher
Discreetbuddy ..,, the abilty to type more than 4 letter replys to threads
Upforitgirl .... A map and vineyard in South Africa
Glossie ...... Acces to any rugby team changing room
Cloud9 ......, director of nesspresso ads and u choose all cast members
KKgirl ....,,, a role innbig brother
Alicolwick ...... Porn director and mansion buyer
Sweetlurve ..... Leg extensions and a chauffeur to avoid penalty points
Cantonna
Quote by user=ding
jasus this could take a while some real needy and greedy folk in here but here goes
Biggles ...... New Shoulders and cock to match his knees
Amberx ...... Front row tickets for Bi man fuckaton
Midnightchat .... Training to accept the word diddies
Sparks28 ....... Sponsorship for life from Duracell and instant on MMF powder
Sean ......... Prompt paying clients Bi and willing
Bi-gal ...... Homes for the homeless and a 3 day week
Ms2hot ...... New boots better than the last ones
Lucy ....... Remote control knickers
Kitten28 ....... A personal train carriage to do In as she pleases
Daithi ......, some hair dye and a new football team
Curiouser ...... His cowboy hat back
Breeze ........ A Mmff after every Dublin game
Mimi ......, a breakthrough in holywood
Eden ...,,, her own home improvements programme for single men
Wup ......,, singing lessons and a Peter marks voucher
Discreetbuddy ..,, the abilty to type more than 4 letter replys to threads
Upforitgirl .... A map and vineyard in South Africa
Glossie ...... Acces to any rugby team changing room
Cloud9 ......, director of nesspresso ads and u choose all cast members
KKgirl ....,,, a role innbig brother
Alicolwick ...... Porn director and mansion buyer
Sweetlurve ..... Leg extensions and a chauffeur to avoid penalty points
Cantonna

Thanks ding could do with new knees brilliant::laughabove:
Quote by user=Kitten28
Hhmm
Sparks - a magic stocking so every time she touched a newer even hotter man would pop out
Ding - rabitronics for dummies
Casgar - a new set of ears as the current ones have been worn down
Discreet buddy - an overnight stay in Galway
Alicolwic - a calendar with only 8 days left
Dublinporncock - a tea Cosy
Bigges - the 2011 swing girls calendar each month delivered by the lady of the month.
Daithi - shorter legs
Up4itgirl - train ticket to Dublin for a Gorky night out.
And for all the girls of swing chocolate willies and chocolate boobs for the boys instead of selection boxes

mmmmmm i like me prez kitten i hold you to that lol.:small-print::thumbup:
jasus this could take a while some real needy and greedy folk in here but here goes[/
Cloud9 ......, director of nesspresso ads and u choose all cast members
:laughabove: Ding......Clooney's already on the payroll, sure I'll find a job for ya innocent :rascal::rascal::rascal:
Quote by user=ding
jasus this could take a while some real needy and greedy folk in here but here goes
Alicolwick ...... Porn director and mansion buyer

I dont get this? I dont live in a mansion or have never directed porno? Well not yet anyway rotflmao
Quote by user=Kitten28
Hhmm
Alicolwic - a calendar with only 8 days left

I like your thinking Kitten :rascal:
:small-print:is getting wup a big black book smile with lots of pages :small-print::welcome::smoke:
Daithi - shorter legs Sweetlurve ..... Leg extensions dunno
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:small-print:is getting wup a big black book smile with lots of pages :small-print::welcome::smoke:

I've got a little black book, with me poems in. :moon:
Christmas list, I’m breaking from my tradition here and making a list. Boro, a new scarf Discreetbuddy, a new set of spark plugs and leads Naughtygirl1, x-ray glasses Baileys, a bottle of Celtic Mist Xanadu, a new pair of Padded hand cuffs, she is always moving,when the ice van comes around. Softgentle, a SURE for men shaving kit BustyDD, a massage (4 hander) Sparks28, a voucher for Smiths toy store Mynx, 3 new white vests Mrs. Kittylycker, a new phone and Penny’s knickers (with Penny still in them) All-Attitude, a long holiday in the sun (with me of course) and a genealogy book. Ding, a new straight jacket More goodies later
:clap: lol nothing wrong with my end of the phone wup so :violin::scared: .. and as for knickers :sparring: you know theres no point innocentsure i won't wear them !!!!!:thumbup: As for the black book it's nothing to do with poems :taz:
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:clap: lol nothing wrong with my end of the phone wup so :violin::scared: .. and as for knickers :sparring: you know theres no point innocentsure i won't wear them !!!!!:thumbup: As for the black book it's nothing to do with poems :taz:

Should I take it, you dont want Penny either duel
blink:blink::blink::blink:
:O:doggy: is just here to fuck !!!! so screw the knickers and the black book silly hahahahahah :wave2:
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:O:doggy: is just here to fuck !!!! so screw the knickers and the black book silly hahahahahah :wave2:

Great minds think alike.....
and I likey to :doggy:
(quote, cause it makes Kitty laugh out loud)
Ding will you be my casting director innocent:lick: Off to write out my xmas stocking list :notes::smile2: Mimi xxx
Quote by user=daithi
Daithi - shorter legs
Sweetlurve ..... Leg extensions
dunno

she can have some of my mahagonys wink wink daithi
I'd be honoured Mimi worship
sparks28 a new bunny to keep her company on these cold winter nites with plenty of batteries she going to kill me now.rotflmaobolt
Why would I kill you Biggles...Its the perfect present :rose:
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Why would I kill you Biggles...Its the perfect present :rose:

Ok sparks28 hun i have one orderd for yea:rascal::lol2: