whats you worst christmas present ever
Topping the list would have to be ...
The Snuggie ... the blanket with sleeves...WHY!!!
I don't have one of these or even want one, wouldn't give it to an enemy as a present.
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Worst Christmas Present ever
I never really got any bad bad presents....I got my X wife a little mirror that sat and rotated on a little wooden frame, it cost me 4 pound i think, very practical but i never heard the end of it, that was 8 years ago lol....I heard nothing more about it until about a month ago i was calling in to see my son as a got to the door my X was standing there with one hand behind her back, she looked at me, smiled and handed me the little mirror i had bought her all them years ago. She said "Ya see i keep it, its broken though" I fixed it for her and was delighted to do belief she held onto it.
Master of Sex
Christmas eve about 20 years walking out of the local pub to discover my girlfriend in her exs car sniffing the face of him after her leaving a hour earlier to supposedly go home.
The two of them ended up getting married in the end and split up after a few years caus she caught him doing the dirt with one of her mates!
I promise I didn't hav a big grin on my face when I heard
Master of Sex
Snoggin not sniffing lol sha wasn't that bad ffs
Sex God
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Snoggin not sniffing lol sha wasn't that bad ffs
I was going to ask was she an eskimo.....
Jaysus I think the worst I got was a airfix kit of some plane, and me having the attention span of a ....oh look a girl with a low top....shit what was I saying?:-?
great you may say, but I was told ah 'we' (I need it to watch footie when your watching your tv) need it for 'our' bedroom :uhoh:
Sex God
I got a kettle once , nothing more needs to be said, on that one
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Master of Sex
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I got a kettle once , nothing more needs to be said, on that one
:fury: :fury: :fury:
a lot more needs to be said if it was a partner at the time that gave it to u but it is the season of goodwill so I won't use that kinda language
Master of Sex
My grandma was a mean old bitch...lol...victorian values and all that. Every year when i was a kid I'd watch friends getting spoilt by their grandparents fully knowing that my one present from grandma would be a bar of soap wrapped in a hankerchief. She even used my grandfathers / uncles / her own hankies from previous Christmas presents which had definately sat in a drawer for many years and developed that unmistakable old lady smell. So although my name begins with J the hankies would have an R or D or L embroidered in the corner. Mean old cow..... say no more....
Jax
Master of Sex
Thankfully no it wasnt carbolic.... but I do recall the bog roll at grandma's was always Izal....lol....thats if she hadnt cut up last weeks newspapers and hung em on a string in the loo....
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My grandma was a mean old bitch...lol...victorian values and all that. Every year when i was a kid I'd watch friends getting spoilt by their grandparents fully knowing that my one present from grandma would be a bar of soap wrapped in a hankerchief. She even used my grandfathers / uncles / her own hankies from previous Christmas presents which had definately sat in a drawer for many years and developed that unmistakable old lady smell. So although my name begins with J the hankies would have an R or D or L embroidered in the corner. Mean old cow..... say no more....
Jax
omg what a miserable aul moooooooo :lol2:
Warming the Bed
I once had an ex who got me a packet of ribbed condoms. They were ribbed for my pleasure apparently. Suffice to say they were left unused !
