worst chat up lines

14 May 2009

mostly in whispers get weird and pathetic chat up lines:doh: one recent was hi babe new here remember me spoke to ya ages ago poke

remember your big blue eyes lol so anyone else have any funny ones lol:haha:

14 May 2009

Not here happened in a bar, guy leaned over and whispered in my ear, 'upstairs before I sell the bed':wank:

14 May 2009

I regret to say I had a friend growing up whos chat up line consisted of this " Are you riding or what". The last time I saw him he was 34 thats almost 15 years ago. I suspect he is still a virgin.

14 May 2009

Well I think I told yee this one on a thread here or might have been another sitelol. But I was really drunk in the Dome in Tralee one night about 10 years ago(Night before the rose of Tralee, there was a disco of sorts on) and I waddled drunkenly up to this bevvy of fine maidens and in my best effort to remain looking sober uttered to the nearest one to me 'Wud ya like ta dansh?' To which , unsurprisingly I got a frosty, 'Piss off you dickhead' lest I be made look like a gimp, I replied, 'Hmm, well would you like a bale of hay then?' Befuddled she replied 'What??????' I in turn repeated ' Would you like..a Bale of HAY???' She snorted and looked at her friends and said 'No I would fecking not like a bale of hay' quick as Lightening the Bould Titan replies 'Well Feck, me, I've seen a lot of cows in my time, but your the first to refuse a bale of hay' In turn I got a smartish slap to the gob and turned and went to lick me wounds with a self satisfied smirk as her mates pissed them selves laughing at her.

17 May 2009

Out one night with the girls this fella made his over to me and said "hi you got a fine pair of milking legs. Do you want to dance ? Lets say he didn't get the dance :evil2:

17 May 2009

"I've got my own house on a mortgage, a steady job, I have Â£17,000 in the bank, I'm a virgin and I like your smile, would you marry me?"
This pearler was said in all seriousness nearly 23 years ago by a 35 year old virgin - someone I knew from my Wargames Group!!!
Needless to say, I declined sweetly and suggested he find someone who believed in marriage lol

18 May 2009

worse chat up line ever, one night in town to me " hey you know, your quite good looking for a fat bird" hope he enjoyed the a+e department............;)

18 May 2009

Me personally I have a face like a back of a bus but it is leaving in 2 minutes and u should be on it ............

18 May 2009

I may not be the best looking girl here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

22 May 2009

not 2 me..just heard it are dey space pants, cause ur ass is outta dis world...

what was your worst or funny chat up line ya remember