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Wife tales and old sayings

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photocasebook
Sex God
What little charms of advice or sayings have you heard or been told of, "just cause your paranoid doesn't mean their not out to get you" "grass is always greener on the other side"
Unknown User
"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" "If you lie down with dogs you'll get up with fleas" - Always thought that one was a bit rough now to be honest
photocasebook
Sex God
"empty vessels make the most noise" "one in the hand is worth two in the bush" innocent lol
unknownduo
Sexlightened
"Those that live in glass house's should never throw stones"
Unknown User
*never ride faster than your gaurdian angel can fly* *never judge a man until you have walked a mile in his moccassins* *you can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats his dog*
Unknown User
'A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing' 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened' 'Everything that happens, happens for a reason'
Unknown User
It's a bad hen that won't scratch herself You'll never plough a field by turning it over in your mind
Unknown User
*Even though you can no longer hear the wild bird singing if you listen with your heart you will always hear its song*
Unknown User
If you haven't anything nice to say then don't say anything at all
(and on asking - "can I please go to Tamangoes?" I'LL TAMANGO YOU!!
Wilder
Orgasminator
Quote by Eden

If you haven't anything nice to say then don't say anything at all
(and on asking - "can I please go to Tamangoes?" I'LL TAMANGO YOU!!

Tell me Eden do the gang still go?.... wink
excess
Casanova
"If, ifs and ans were pots and pans there would be no need for tinkers"
tryinout
Sexlightened
"Nuair a bhíonn an deoch istigh, bíonn an ciall amach" - When drink is in, sense is out.
ding
Master of Sex
Love Many Trust Few & You'll Always Paddle your Own Canoe wink
sexycpl2010
Sexlightened
always remember when you point a finger at someone there is always three of your own pointing back "Tír gan teanga, tír gan anam" A country without a language, a country without a soul A row between friends is short lasting;, even if bitter it is never long
vanity
Master of Sex
DONT KNOCK IT TILL YA TRY IT lol :lol: A BIRD IN THE HAND WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH :lol: :lol: :lol: DIDNT SAY WHICH BUSH THOUGH OR WHAT KIND OF BIRD THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT LOL:confused2:
Unknown User
As you slide down the bannister of life.. May the splinters be pointing in the opposite direction .. lol
photocasebook
Sex God
A wedding wish, "May the hinges of love never rust for the lack of lubrication"humpblast:hump:
Unknown User
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Wilder
Orgasminator
'Dance like no one's watching, Love like you're heart's never been broken!' Or after it has... 'Never let the Bastards grind ya down!' 'Fuck the begrudgers!' Or my personal favourite..... 'Don't knock it till you've tried it!!' :swingingchair: :thumbup:
lickirishall
Casanova
If you don't want the stork to come, shoot in the air!
Unknown User
sometimes you have to pull up your pants and slide on the ice you can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink believe in yourself and anything is possible
Just_Us
Sex God
If it's got tit's or wheels it will cause you trouble!!!!smackbottom:smackbottom:
Unknown User
Come home early, nothing good ever happens after midnight blink Never own ANYTHING you aren't willing to drill a hole in innocent There's two theories about arguing with a woman, neither one works duel Kindness costs nothing, but pays big dividends :thumbup:
Titan79
Sex God
'Whats meant for you , won't pass you by'
Unknown User
A Closed Mouth Catches No Flies!!
Keep Your Eyes And Ears Open And Your Mouth Shut And You'll Never Get Into Trouble!!
Theres No Flies On That Fooker, And If There Is I Bet They Are Paying Rent!!
kirishlad
Sexlightened
Quote by Eden

If you haven't anything nice to say then don't say anything at all
(and on asking - "can I please go to Tamangoes?" I'LL TAMANGO YOU!!

HAAAAAAAAAA Eden's a northsider lol
1yummymummy4u
Warming the Bed
"whats goes around comes around" "picking it will only make it worse" "badness goes where badness is welcome" "least said soonest mended" "better to be lookin' at it than lookin' for it" "so sharp you cut yourself"
Unknown User
Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Ugly Goes Right To The Bone!
photocasebook
Sex God
If something is worth doing, its worth doing it right
shavenhaven
Sex God
'If you can't beat them, join them' 'If at first you don't succeed, give up and go to the pub' 'Do unto others as you want done unto you' 'Alls fair in love and war' 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer'