Whta is in the boot of Daithi's Car Thread..

10 Jul 2009

Okay folks, our Daithi found an item in the boot of his car last night.. Can you help Daithi determine exactly what it is, now he is 6ft 3 and from Kildare, so you already have a few clues.. Keep it clean folks.......chokes laughing.

10 Jul 2009

Dora's Little Black Book?....

10 Jul 2009

Sorry should have added, we have ruled out, a spare wheel, a man, a blow up doll still in it's box, snot, a used condom, a condom in wrapper, a pack of airwaves , alan-ball and Dora's knickers... NB Daithi claimed there was a box already in boot , minus the doll.

10 Jul 2009

Baseball cap,,and dark sunglasses?? innocent

10 Jul 2009

Dora's Knicker elastic?

10 Jul 2009

Quote by user=Padds
Dora's Knicker elastic?

That's not Dora's Knicker Elastic - it's a feckin' Bungee Rope specially fitted to bring folks back from the edge of Oblivion :giggle:
(((((((((((((((((((Padds))))))))))))))))))

10 Jul 2009

ok ok guys i think i got it. Rugger jersey and bottle of heino (thats Heinekin to you and me) Am i right???? :happy:

10 Jul 2009

:O ok so.... daithi says its under the hay bale behind the pitch fork....cant be very big whatever it is.....thinks....thinks.... :crazy: knowing our daithi is a farmer boy i think its his secret stash of factor 50, for when he gets the urge to sunbathe nekid in the fields...trying to get rid of his farmers tan so..... innocent

10 Jul 2009

I heard it is bottles of Gin, JD and Vodka :beer: innocent

:whistling:

10 Jul 2009

the skelatel remains of Shargar and a box of vetnerian gloves?

10 Jul 2009

christ Dora I nearly fell off the bed laughing :giggle: ...honestly if that knicker elastic is that flimsy and they keep falling off then you really want to change brands darling. Those flimsy french knicker things are no good huni. As for your notebook Dora hope you had those names and marks outta ten in code :smoke:

10 Jul 2009

Quote by user=dora
hi guys.... did anyone find my favourate satin french frilly knickers???...ohhh and my black book with all my guys numbers in it ???...i lost them last nite...

Weren't those the knickers that melted into the S4I server wiring the other night?? :scared:
:uhoh:

10 Jul 2009

jeez dora, it'll take me 3 years to get through all the men in this black book innocent

11 Jul 2009

Quote by user=BullAndBoo
hi guys.... did anyone find my favourate satin french frilly knickers???...ohhh and my black book with all my guys numbers in it ???...i lost them last nite...

Weren't those the knickers that melted into the S4I server wiring the other night?? :scared:
:uhoh:
...yes and the melted elastic has formed into a minature figure in the shape of the swing God himself...........

11 Jul 2009

hhmmmm daithi let me seee..... .... my hubby has been missing for a few days... i know u soooo wanted him so maybe u had mrhornydubcpl4 tied up in the boot of ur car lol lol lol lol:giggle::giggle: or let me see oh oh i think i know superman boxers lol lol

13 Jul 2009

let me see.... most of ye think its either alcohol or knickers - do you all think im an alcoholic tv or something? Jax - its nothing to do with farming and yes i can orgasise a ride on me tractor for you if you really want!! lol as for Queen Bee Trout Jen - ya cheeky fecker ya - u wish i would lock James up for a few days!!! Keep guessing folks - special boobie prize (not you Babs!!) to person that gets it right

13 Jul 2009

Ok,Knicks,,,Before everyone forgets why Were replying on this Thread,,Isn't it time you told Us what's in the boot?? innocent

13 Jul 2009

Quote by user=MrCorkHot
Ok,Knicks,,,Before everyone forgets why Were replying on this Thread,,Isn't it time you told Us what's in the boot??

I have no idea MrCork, I asked him earlier in chat, and, he refused to tell me:rascal:
Me thinks it is a woman of the night..

13 Jul 2009

Some hints please, how big is the boot? Would said item fit into something smaller than a car boot? Would it for example also fit in glove box?

13 Jul 2009

More Importantly how big is the 'Vehicle'..said in best garda Voice lol.

13 Jul 2009

i know whats in there his penis extension or his strap on that he uses on mrhornydubcpl4:giggle: ah only kidding ya cheekyfecker ya lol lol lol go on gis a clue to whats in there ....

13 Jul 2009

Is it Gary Coleman? "whatchoo talkin bout willis" or maybe Robbie Williams career? Some clues, pretty please...

14 Jul 2009

Have spoken to the man himself, I am truly shocked:O:scared:.. Okay two items, 1st metal but something added to take out the sting... 2nd.... Used and abused, but still in a perfect round shape, used to give pleasure for two.

14 Jul 2009

ok golden knicks...i know what one is for sure...dirty dolphin cock ring (bit of metal with something soft round it). Second one is bit puzzling alright fact that is it used and abused threw me off the scent! Any clues Daithi???

14 Jul 2009

Quote by user=barbarella
ok golden knicks...i know what one is for sure...dirty dolphin cock ring (bit of metal with something soft round it). Second one is bit puzzling alright fact that is it used and abused threw me off the scent! Any clues Daithi???

Well done Barb, but second one was used cock ring..
Now get thinking on the first..

14 Jul 2009

Taser gun???????? :-?

14 Jul 2009

is it a blow up doll lol