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unknown
Sex God
obviously there is the usual...have you finished yet, ... is it in , rolleyes:P but I am sure there is much more has been said that made you laugh.
Unknown User
*is that a crack or a cobweb on the ceiling* lol
hornybutshy
Warming the Bed
did you cum?:doh: lads when a girl cums you wont need to ask believe me
ravenfire
Sex God
" Who`s your Daddy?" It aint you mate..sicko:censored:
Unknown User
pmsl alt in similiar situation * I think my back just went* lol lol lol
Unknown User
or *my leg is stuck over the gearshift* lol
ravenfire
Sex God
" I wouldnt mind screwing your sister"
unknown
Sex God
" was that you" ... :doh: (there was a strange noise in the room) ... i swear & it ruined the moment.
cutie
Sex God
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ :sleeping:
Unknown User
*excuse me am trying to have sex here* loudly yelled in a hotel room at some tosspots fighting in the hallway
unknown
Sex God
god if i cum once more im goin 2 marry u " Funny but also scary !
ravenfire
Sex God
Was it good for you? He pre came lol
Unknown User
'never saw a dress come off that fast in my life'
Unknown User
"You do love me...don't you?" "Eh...yea, of course I do"....bolt
Unknown User
"Whats your name again?"
Unknown User
Quote by user=lovebird
pmsl.....very good...made me giggle
lovebird
xx

Of course, in order to get his way, any guy worth his salt could say
mass...in latin! :grin:
bonnyclyde
Master of Sex
jes you nearly put me in an early grave what a woman
Unknown User
"do you know how to close your legs"
rotflmaothere was a lot of laughter after that :rotflmao:
1totitillate
Sexpert
"God your so tight love " and he didn't even manage to get it in ..........biggrin "If every word I said could make you laugh, I'd talk forever...”smile
ravenfire
Sex God
Quote by user=bustydd
"do you know how to close your legs"

Heard that more times than i care to remember lol
Unknown User
:doggy: we shouldn have really done that
trevor24
Warming the Bed
i suppose iv blowin my chance with ur sister with that load.......................true!!
Unknown User
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm it was bigger on cam :-o