Ok so you have agreed to meet for coffee/drinks and maybe more.
You arrive all excited, full of anticipation, you feel on your game, after all the e-mails, texts & chat were all promising.
So when you finally meet face to face, what would make you say thanks but no thanks?
If the person didnt turn out to be what they had claimed. Cant stand liars.
If she was wearing hotter shoes than me, shoot me I am shallow:smoke:
uncomfortable silences and being bored out of my skull ....sorry but love witty banter and intelligent conversation xxxxxxxxxxx
Outfits that remind me of large Xmas trees...
Mobile phone constantly going off.
I keep telling you Alan. Using a Taser on people you meet is not a good idea.
Its not the right kind of spark.
Well they were werent they.
:giggle: o m g mr mulder ..... your some gas character ....!!!
Especially after several tins of beans Avalon.
Would that make you say Sorry But !!!
having to take a machete to the undergrowth
and Mrs M says skidmarks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a cheesy appendage, in the lower regions
yuck yuck and double yuck :O
toilet paper stuck where it shouldnt be
you have our sympathy slightly some things should never be seen.
my wife cant make it but I brought a friend.
but damaged? No thanks!!! 
