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This is more cute, but funny too,,, In Tesco's this evening, Kids running riot this partially blind person gets in the way of of the kids, the little Girl bumps into the person and she drops her shopping basket, the kid stops chasing, lifts the basket and say" Are you ok?" then scuttles off screaming " come back ya f*****, I am telling Ma"
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What made you laugh today?
"Revenge is a dish best served cold, like Custard but with a thicker skin on it". (mulder, 2009)We have a blind lady who comes into the shop once a week to do her shopping and she brings her seeing eye dog with her... We also have a cashier who isnt really overly smart...anyway this poor lady is waiting to be led around the shop so she can buy her food and the cashier in question walks up to her and says I am sorry but we will have to tie your dog outside we dont allow dogs in the shop.......and then after being told that guide dogs are allowed says to the lady ohhh well just follow me this way then and walks off..........the lady turns to me and says *have I annoyed you in any way and then bursts into a fit of laughter* as I called the cashier back and explained that she had to take the ladys arm and guide her around the shop as she was blind....was funny and what a sense of humour that lady has.......
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Sex God
Congrats Mr and Mrs Lucan:thumbup:
my sixteen year old came home from school today after havin a sex education talk in school :Oand asked me did i know that anal sex was illegal in some countries and folks can be put away for this :-oand why do people do it red faced as i was i just said people do break the law and walked away all smirky lol
congrats lucan nice to hear something good .god bless him .granddaughter stated school this year 4 and a half going on 90 take her every morning a friend and her always competing to see who best . we got to the leana late so friend in front grandaughter tried to jump the q told her no to stay put . she put her finger up and calls me down to her hands on hips and says did you have yo say that out loud now she knows she in front of me thanks for embarrising me ha ha went home with a smile on my face .
Casanova
Mr and Mrs LucanCpl,
That is such great news.....the prayers worked too.
I remember meeting my sister for the first time, gosh I laughed myhead off and then cried my heart out....cause she looked so much like me!!
Master of Sex
well dar4u i hope to christ i dont look like you i dont have goatie jes thanks now me is crying
Master of Sex
hi brother in law glad to hear that my new nephew is doing great he is a cutie 
:kiss:this is for my sis me loves you
:kiss:this is for my sis me loves you 
Master of Sex
sorry dara4u me read the last thing you wrote wrong sorry xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Casanova
Bonns.....Not a bother hun.....but I do have boobs.....so we have something in common.....lol
Listening to 2FM yesterday, animal week, and what people call their pets!
A woman called her Dog " ELVIS".
Elvis went missing one night, she went out the back of her house yelling, "Elvis, come back, come back!"
She hears a voice, "Elvis is dead" she lived in Armagh, the Brits, where undercover in her garden.....
I am still laughing........
