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I got a result, a muffled fook, then I went the whole way with five and I gagged:O
Oh and I learned today...binmen make an awful bloody racket in the morning....
I could get my whole hand in my mouth lol (fwuck) I learned that the men doing the road works are sneery feckers cus they didnt block off the road properly and i had to try and reverse down the road, that was the funny bit, as i mounted the pavement several times and my car kept dying ffs
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I could get my whole hand in my mouth lol (fwuck)
I learned that the men doing the road works are sneery feckers cus they didnt block off the road properly and i had to try and reverse down the road, that was the funny bit, as i mounted the pavement several times and my car kept dying ffs

run the fookers over next time, stop them sneering pronto!
might try that on next run around the place mounting road workers instead of pavements, lol
I said run over not mount, ya will have them leering if you do that:grin:
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might try that on next run around the place
mounting road workers instead of pavements, lol

I wouldnt mind if ya drove a big car bolt
a curtain pole makes a good weapon lol
blink i learned that ian fleming mr 007 wrote chitty chitty bang bang for his son casper smile
jaysus nibbs now i learned something new from u too lol:giggle:i also found out tonight it is impossible to take the shell of the peanut m & m's without biting the choccie bit okkkkk time for me to go out next Sat :rascal:
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what funny or interesting thing did you learn today / tonite ??
today i learned that if you stick four fingers in you mouth and say 'suck' OMG thry it..it works...haaaa:bounce:
/ I learnd that here in d real world, that d boy dnt always get d girl! Hence i say. . . . Boys dnt cry, and heros dnt die! Good always wins, Again n again! Love is a sweet dream, that always comes tru! If life wer like d movies, id nevr b blue! I gave u my love, that was long enough! Too hold ur heart, when times got rough ! And 2nite n that silver screen,! In a land like it should! 2 lovers wil make it tru, like i hoped we wud! BUT HERE IN D REAL WORLD! ITS NT DAT EASY AT ALL! CUZ WHEN HEARTS GET BROKEN, ITS REAL TEARS THAT FALL! AND DARLIN, ITS SAD, BUT TRUE, BUT D 1 THING IV LEARND 4M U IS,. . . . That d boy dnt always get d girl, HERE IN D REAL WORLD!. . . Just sumtin that hpnd me in d past! Thanks 4 reading folks!
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what funny or interesting thing did you learn today / tonite ??
today i learned that if you stick four fingers in you mouth and say 'suck' OMG thry it..it works...haaaa:bounce:
/ I learnd that here in d real world, that d boy dnt always get d girl! Hence i say. . . . Boys dnt cry, and heros dnt die! Good always wins, Again n again! Love is a sweet dream, that always comes tru! If life wer like d movies, id nevr b blue! I gave u my love, that was long enough! Too hold ur heart, when times got rough ! And 2nite n that silver screen,! In a land like it should! 2 lovers wil make it tru, like i hoped we wud! BUT HERE IN D REAL WORLD! ITS NT DAT EASY AT ALL! CUZ WHEN HEARTS GET BROKEN, ITS REAL TEARS THAT FALL! AND DARLIN, ITS SAD, BUT TRUE, BUT D 1 THING IV LEARND 4M U IS,. . . . That d boy dnt always get d girl, HERE IN D REAL WORLD!. . . Just sumtin that hpnd me in d past! Thanks 4 reading folks!
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what funny or interesting thing did you learn today / tonite ??
today i learned that if you stick four fingers in you mouth and say 'suck' OMG thry it..it works...haaaa:bounce:
/ I learnd that here in d real world, that d boy dnt always get d girl! Hence i say. . . . Boys dnt cry, and heros dnt die! Good always wins, Again n again! Love is a sweet dream, that always comes tru! If life wer like d movies, id nevr b blue! I gave u my love, that was long enough! Too hold ur heart, when times got rough ! And 2nite n that silver screen,! In a land like it should! 2 lovers wil make it tru, like i hoped we wud! BUT HERE IN D REAL WORLD! ITS NT DAT EASY AT ALL! CUZ WHEN HEARTS GET BROKEN, ITS REAL TEARS THAT FALL! AND DARLIN, ITS SAD, BUT TRUE, BUT D 1 THING IV LEARND 4M U IS,. . . . That d boy dnt always get d girl, HERE IN D REAL WORLD!. . . Just sumtin that hpnd me in d past! Thanks 4 reading folks!
Last night I learned or learnt? that Vaughan-Williams wrote a beautiful piece of music called The Lark Ascending, I heard it for the first time, it was magical, awe-inspiring and uplifting:bounce:
That a french blow job, brings a lot of pleasure..to the recipient:lick:
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That a french blow job, brings a lot of pleasure..to the recipient:lick:

French kissing, French letters, French blow-jobs... oooooooooooh, I think I'm going to become fluent. ;-)
Rgds
CH
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That a french blow job, brings a lot of pleasure..to the recipient:lick:

French kissing, French letters, French blow-jobs... oooooooooooh, I think I'm going to become fluent. ;-)
Rgds
CH
You forgot the French...knickers:smoke:
That swing does not have a smile emoticon for a french kiss:cry:
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you are right addies.. ffs...bring it up on next agm xxx

Oh I bloody will Dora, have already written to Management:huh:
no one repliedinnocent
cars do slide on ice aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsad:( my guardian angel was watching over me this morningboink:boink::boink:
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Oh I bloody will Dora, have already written to Management:huh:
no one replied
haaaaaa and while you are at it addies ask about the christmas emoticons ?????

Still no reply on French Kiss Dora, does admin work weekdays:huh:
:Pamazing learnt today that ireland has 33,000 millionaires betwween them they own over £100billion (bank off ireland figures )while 150,000 people are in danger off losing their:sticky: homes poke hmm food for thought