Just wondering what ppl think of this msg,got it this morning
And some guys wonder why they dont get an answer to their mails!!!
This was all it said
"RE: Wanna fuck?
If answer yes then you know where to find me.
If answer no then get off this site! "
Jaesus,,How does he fail with a chat up line like that?? We thought that always worked?? pmsl...
Just proves really how sad some guys are...Now you know why they are single!
Hopefuly you'll meet,if not already met,somebody with a bit more tact than this guy..
Liam and Carol..
Slightly hun I dont think they ever going to cop on that messages like that just dont work .. I hadnt read mine in awhile and when i looked at one i got the other day I know why ....
RE: hi babe, 13'' want u
hi sexy, m real wild porno master with hug 13'' dick , love 2 teach u some dirty positions get touch and see it in cam first,
he was kind enough to give me his email address as well .. bless him ...off to get ready for my porno master now .. im such a lucky girl !!!!!!!!!!!
Remember now Bi,,Guys like that are very rare,,Make sure you share him,,ok....Don't be greedy,,,lmao....
Liam and Carol..
i think it was the "if the answer is no get off this site " that got me, ah well, guess ill just have to get by with out him lol
hey slightlysexy,
is that not the type of e-mail your looking for?????
i think a guy that is straight to the point is brilliant :giggle:
in all fairness guys - women get bombarded with e-mails every day - do you really think that that type of e-mail is going to clench the deal:-o
time for a course in charm for some guys :wank:
louise :giggle:
ho lordy Im trying to think of a smart reply ....but i cant, sorry, pmsl. wanna get coffee?
I'd like to make it clear that I have a penis.
Now we play the waiting game...
well your still here so obviously you found him ..
lmao .. im only messin wit ya huh
i gets beauties of twonks like that mailing me too can be right funny .
sounds like his hand is kept busy........lol
thats about the only things thats working.....his brain sure has left the building.......
Well you got to admire his approach...
Seems like this guy was busy on that day slightly sexy.
I got the exact same message too!
:laughabove: Aw no , and I thought i was the special one Missmjj
Well it is easy for some folks and especially blokes to get carried away on here. It is a swing site after all. Whether they're straight to the point or use their so called "charm" most blokes are only after one thing on here and its not a candle lit dinner for two. Not condoling the chat up line because if you said that to any woman in a pub or club you just met youd end up with a knee in the family jewels and your eyes watering profusely. But unfortunately when some lads see a semi-naked pictures of a woman on profile they just dont think with their brains. Its human nature after all and you have to keep an open mind
Actually, porncock as i said earlier it was more the "get off the site" i was having an issue with, the implication that if i didnt want to fuck him i shouldnt be i am a woman that swings,but that doesnt make me, that easy ,in the end its my choice who i swing , its usually decided by interaction, and communication, and there has to be some effort made on the male's side , a simple one sentance is not going to make me jump into bed with him.
Ps i have never look for a candlelit dinner either, it is a swing site after all
No Jane that was not me who left bicuriousme that mail. What the hell? So be careful about throwing accusations around. If you took time to read my comment I did say I dont condole what the guy said but being male I know how bloke think and with all due respect youre not a male Jane. And yes no matter where you go there will always been assholes in everyway of life
Quote from dublinporncock
"But unfortunately when some lads see a semi-naked pictures of a woman on profile they just dont think with their brains. Its human nature after all and you have to keep an open mind"
ok am going to risk gettin shouted at by a lot of the woman on this site but i do see where dublinporn is coming from .. LET ME SAY i do not agree with or condone what the guys say in mail or in chat as i have got the shit mail myself ... but all the woman here know that in the majority of cases woman mature quicker than guys .. so you take your average 30 yr old male and show him tits and ass and he reverts back to a stupid teen who thinks with his dick ... that in itself is no excuse for being blatantly rude or just plain stupid in the case of slightlys mail but it does kind of explain why it happens .. and no matter how many times a guy reads this and says oh dont send mail like that .. give him a peek at slightlys pics for example and he no longer types using his head .. his dick takes over ... unfortunately thats just the way it is and i dont think it will ever change
good slightly ... that cud have went either way:giggle:.. I can see why that comment would annoy you .. but dont let it hun .. chances are the guy hasnt met anyone from the site and with an attitude like that I cant see him ever doing so .. maybe im wrong .... so off the site if your reading this feel free to leave a comment and tell me if im wrong ......
I just wanted to check and see what the girls thought of this message. I've had no luck with this and can't understand why.
"Hi, I have a rather tiny penis that kinda curves to the left. I'm pretty crap in bed and by the time you figure this out i'll be done and half dressed. I'm way too stingy for flowers, dinner or drink. My face and personality pretty much guarantee no second date even if by some miracle my bedroom performance was adequate. Give me a call/ text/ message/ carrier pigeon/ smoke signal and lets meet up."
Could anyone please help me. I've been on this site ages and am sooooo lonely (horny).
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Slightly delete the message or keep it just to prove to one's self that there are and always will be ass holes out there:therethere:
Jane :love: 
bi im gona take that as a compliment
slighty :love:
but again it was the ,"if no get off this site" that really bugged me :D 
