i've bein meeting up this this woman now 4 4 weeks ,is is 31 years old but looks more like 26 if u can understand that !! there is the thing she doesn't like the name pussy why ? what other name can u say that pussy ?? no more thing she doesn't like the word squirting she said squirting 4 porn stars why dod she say that ???
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Sex God
Ok first of all, are you going out wit her 44 weeks..or have you a problem typing?
If you are with her 44 weeks and she has issue with you calling her pussy ah erm pussy..thatsd her bad luck...I think vagina is the most horrbile word for it, well I mean nothing sexy about the word. and The C word, well thats just rude....unless used in moderation and at the request of said lady.
Have you tried the following?
See what she thinks.
Furburger,
Gash,
Flange,
Gowl,
fallujah,
worlds smallest hotel(Lad's, ya have to leave your bag outside
)
The list goes on.
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The list goes on. 
I used to have a serious hangup about the word pussy as well. In Afrikaans, my mother tongue, puss is on the same level as c***. Hell, can't even bring myself to write it out! :-o It took more than a decade of using English as my first language for me to become desensitised to the word 'pussy'.
If she dislikes these words, perhaps tell her you'd really like to use terminology that would make her comfortable and for her to tell you how you can talk about... um... that area. :mrgreen:
If you're a little creative, you can talk about this without ever referring to it directly.
Alternative lines:
"I can't tell you how good it feels to have your body wrapped around mine." (I love having my cock in your pussy)
"You are so warm, so wet." (God, your pussy is so fuckable)
"Ah, baby, you're so beautiful down there." (Your pussy is so lovely)
To my mind, a woman like this is very sensitive about being respected. She wants to hear language from you that shows you like more than just what she has between her legs. I would honestly concentrate on telling her about all the other sensations and impressions that make up sexual intercourse.
"Your hair smells divine."
"You're so soft."
"You have the most beautiful eyes."
The last option is to just shut up about sex. Pretend it's the last thing on your mind. Tbh, I would go for this choice. Show her through your actions you want to screw her, but through your words that you like her brain.
Does any of this make sense?
Master of Sex
Bold boy silky
Getting back to the weird girlfriend thing, I have a couple of questions, I can't figure out myself.
1. If a girl from the site says shes 41 while you chat to her in swing, and she turns up on your door and she is clearly the wrong side of 50, what do you do? Just forget it and think oh well she has a pulse lol, or say hold on your not what it says on the tin.
The English Language has great scope for a giving appropriate names for objects. I'm sure Irish will too - be imaginative!
In Filipino it's Poontang!
In Hindu and Sanscrit it's Yoni, meaning the source of life.
The term vagina literally means sheath or scabbard - so you can start there.
In birds of the feathered variety it is called the Cloaca.
Slang terms include:
Coochie?
Heaven Haven?
Fun Harbour?
Pleasure Palace?
Love Box?
Try checking out the urban dictionary if you want more choices.
In Filipino it's Poontang!
In Hindu and Sanscrit it's Yoni, meaning the source of life.
The term vagina literally means sheath or scabbard - so you can start there.
In birds of the feathered variety it is called the Cloaca.
Slang terms include:
Coochie?
Heaven Haven?
Fun Harbour?
Pleasure Palace?
Love Box?
Try checking out the urban dictionary if you want more choices.
Marie, the problem also lies in that pussy is not really just vagina, is it? It's clitoris, labia majora, labia minora, vestibule and vagina.
So talking about a vagina is not necessarily correct.
Imagine: "Darling, I want to part your labia majora, tease your labia minora apart with the tip of my tongue to expose your lovely vestibule. When I've licked and sucked your clitoris and you're thoroughly wet, I want to push my penis into your vagina."
Just doesn't have the same ring to it as: "I so much want to lick your beautiful pussy until you are thoroughly wet, then I want to slide my cock into your pussy."
There's a problem with repetition in the second example, but never mind, we're not writing a novel here.
I'm still laughing at Titans list - classic
Have women ever given thought to the poor boys willies go in hard and spat out deflated and empty, the physcological damage that must do to our one and only combined brain cell....
Regardless of what it's called is a "Wide On" the female equivalent to a hard on?
