Ways to annoy a bloke on swing

Quote by user=kittylycker
:bounce:whaaaa ::twisted::violin:ffs :kick: lmao just saying , let all fuck and make up :P:doggy:and if ya really holding a grudge then just :wank: the person next to ya

Quote by user=thewup
:bounce:whaaaa ::twisted::violin:ffs :kick: lmao just saying , let all fuck and make up :P:doggy:and if ya really holding a grudge then just :wank: the person next to ya

Quote by user=thewup
:bounce:whaaaa ::twisted::violin:ffs :kick: lmao just saying , let all fuck and make up :P:doggy:and if ya really holding a grudge then just :wank: the person next to ya

Quote by user=kittylycker
Thewup
stop copying and pasting my chit :kick::sparring:

Quote by user=kittylycker
:doh:lol like that

Quote by user=discreetbuddy
another way to annoy a bloke on here
lock his joke thread

Quote by user=TheStig11
If this thread should be locked then the other thread should also be locked as well to keep a sense of balance

Quote by user=Pitstop
In response to Eden's thread:
Hey! Chatting to girls on the site, it's apparent that many of the same things annoy us. So girls, add to this list, comment if these annoy you too or not! Boys, read and learn...
1. Asking how long have you've been on the site? Read my profile, it’s on top of the page.
1a - We can read.
2. Whispering without permission – you don’t know what it’s like to be a girl on the site – we get hounded sometimes, our screens get full of whispers and we miss what’s going on in the chatroom.
2a Us boys sometimes expirience that also.
3. Asking do you meet many?. Again, look at my profile. I meet. I’m genuine. I’m not a messer. That’s all you need to know, it’s none of your business how many I meet.
3a Boys, with any sense would never ask that question.
4. If you’re coming to my house, bring something. A bottle of wine, a packet of biscuits, anything. I’d never visit anyone without bringing something; it’s a common courtesy.
4a That's only polite and expected!
5. Provide condoms and dispose of them afterwards. If you’re in a girl’s house ask her where she’d like them disposed. The eco friend in me gets annoyed when they’re flushed down the toilet though I know that is some girls’ preference.
5a It's a Girls responsibility too!
6. Asking in chat as one of your first questions 'what are you into?' I'm into sex. What do you think I'm into on a swing site? Em, who are you? Do you really think I'm going to tell you the finer details of my sexual preferences.
6a Why even answer in the chat?
Right! who's next? Lets be having ye!!!

Quote by user=Pitstop
In response to Eden's thread:
Hey! Chatting to girls on the site, it's apparent that many of the same things annoy us. So girls, add to this list, comment if these annoy you too or not! Boys, read and learn...
1. Asking how long have you've been on the site? Read my profile, it’s on top of the page.
1a - We can read.
2. Whispering without permission – you don’t know what it’s like to be a girl on the site – we get hounded sometimes, our screens get full of whispers and we miss what’s going on in the chatroom.
2a Us boys sometimes expirience that also.
3. Asking do you meet many?. Again, look at my profile. I meet. I’m genuine. I’m not a messer. That’s all you need to know, it’s none of your business how many I meet.
3a Boys, with any sense would never ask that question.
4. If you’re coming to my house, bring something. A bottle of wine, a packet of biscuits, anything. I’d never visit anyone without bringing something; it’s a common courtesy.
4a That's only polite and expected!
5. Provide condoms and dispose of them afterwards. If you’re in a girl’s house ask her where she’d like them disposed. The eco friend in me gets annoyed when they’re flushed down the toilet though I know that is some girls’ preference.
5a It's a Girls responsibility too!
6. Asking in chat as one of your first questions 'what are you into?' I'm into sex. What do you think I'm into on a swing site? Em, who are you? Do you really think I'm going to tell you the finer details of my sexual preferences.
6a Why even answer in the chat?
Right! who's next? Lets be having ye!!!

Quote by user=alicolwic
Click? I dont know of any clicks bigbruva. Please explain thanks.
What I am aware of is quite a few people on here who actually know what this scene is about, who are friendly, sociable, who know and understand their sexual needs and who are above all discreet. If this is what you mean by a click, well we hope we fall into this category.

Quote by user=InCider
In response to Eden's thread:
Hey! Chatting to girls on the site, it's apparent that many of the same things annoy us. So girls, add to this list, comment if these annoy you too or not! Boys, read and learn...
1. Asking how long have you've been on the site? Read my profile, it’s on top of the page.
1a - We can read.
2. Whispering without permission – you don’t know what it’s like to be a girl on the site – we get hounded sometimes, our screens get full of whispers and we miss what’s going on in the chatroom.
2a Us boys sometimes expirience that also.
3. Asking do you meet many?. Again, look at my profile. I meet. I’m genuine. I’m not a messer. That’s all you need to know, it’s none of your business how many I meet.
3a Boys, with any sense would never ask that question.
4. If you’re coming to my house, bring something. A bottle of wine, a packet of biscuits, anything. I’d never visit anyone without bringing something; it’s a common courtesy.
4a That's only polite and expected!
5. Provide condoms and dispose of them afterwards. If you’re in a girl’s house ask her where she’d like them disposed. The eco friend in me gets annoyed when they’re flushed down the toilet though I know that is some girls’ preference.
5a It's a Girls responsibility too!
6. Asking in chat as one of your first questions 'what are you into?' I'm into sex. What do you think I'm into on a swing site? Em, who are you? Do you really think I'm going to tell you the finer details of my sexual preferences.
6a Why even answer in the chat?
Right! who's next? Lets be having ye!!!

Quote by user=InCider
The poster more so than the post... its like the 'Norse saga' with some banned former members, they don't seem to get the meaning of Permanently banned.

Quote by user=kirishlad
Ah right I take it we wont be hearing from the Stig11 again so ?

Quote by Eden
I have met some fantastic men here which is why I have no hesitation in recommending them to others. It's just frustrating to watch people shoot themselves in the foot over the most basic of things, or people belittling the site as being full of wasters when in fact they might need to amend their own attitudes to be a little more successful.