man wanted - preferably aged between 24-40 (plantman age restriction doesnt apply to you).....:giggle:
1. must be drop dead gorgeous with body to match.
2. must be great in bed.
3. must make me tea after.
4. must be willing to do housework.
5. must not fight and argue - im always right.
6. must be rich.
7. must be willing to go beyond means for the perfect set of shoes for me.
8. must be a liverpool supporter - and if not - must be willing to at least pretend to love liverpool for the 90 mins of the game.
9. must realise that women get hormonal at certain times of the month - and must be quick enough to duck when kitchen implements come flying out of nowhere.
10. must have the intelligence not to point out our moods at the above mentioned times........:giggle:
all eligible men please forward there numbers on a €100 note to P.O. Box 69/swing with live4life.............:happy:
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Rhode? thats in offaly aint it?
Live, we'll start a X factor style elemination process. :taz:
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hell yeah addiesfun -- i just have to find the guy first............:giggle:
Done Live found him last night, am feckin exhausted , phone calls, two covert trips to London!!
Now he seems to fit all of your criteria, rich and dim, no problems on the time of the month point, I doubt if he knows what time of the month it is!
Not sure about football team, but a good clip to the back of the ear, should sort that out..
Just out of along term relationship, hmmmm needy..
Live I would put his pic up, but can't upload, but hun...I gave you Peter Andre:evil2:
Now I want those feckin bridesmaids:bounce::bounce:
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If there is to be a wedding can I do the bridesmaids?? please?????
addies
naughty girl, ha ha!
i just copped that or am i bad minded,
ohhh i love weddings, are we all invited, live?
think of all the pressies,
wouldnt mind being a bridesmaid, lol
First swing wedding Barbie, we need to get together to draw up her their pro-nuptual agreement
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Now, if you were to modify the request slightly to accomodate guys who think they are the perfect man, you'd be snowed under with emails. Might be useful as a Plan B. :-)
Regards
CH.
Cool there is no plan B, Barbie and I have chosen the bridesmaids, Andre is on his way, Jordan is lending live the Pink dress, all we need is a groomsman and a venue..
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Cool there is no plan B, Barbie and I have chosen the bridesmaids, Andre is on his way, Jordan is lending live the Pink dress, all we need is a groomsman and a venue..
Aha! I see.
*Thinks*
Errrm...ummm...does the groomsman have any special duties? You know the sort of thing... entertaining the bridesmaids... or any other ladies in need of entertainment?
:-)
CH
woo hoo - my groom has been found - thank god for addies fun................but peter bloody andre ---------- i said good looking:giggle:
anyway --------- yes of course you can be bridesmaids.........im planning on having loads ---------- let the fooker spend his cash even more.....:clap:
pre nup agreement??? ----- i get to keep all his money when (notice i said when - it is peter andre after all) we split up - as this is the perfect man - he wont argue with me
wheres cilla black and her hats when u need her....:thrilled:
wheres cilla black and her hats when u need her....:thrilled: anyway --------- yes of course you can be bridesmaids.........im planning on having loads ---------- let the fooker spend his cash even more.....:clap:
pre nup agreement??? ----- i get to keep all his money when (notice i said when - it is peter andre after all) we split up - as this is the perfect man - he wont argue with me
wheres cilla black and her hats when u need her....:thrilled:
“Whatever happens, I can't take half of what she's got. I don't want anything from her apart from her
He said that of Jordan Live, your quids in there girl, and anyway we have Oj Simpsons Lawyer drawing up the pro-nup you will win!!
Okay so thats the groom, bridesmaids and Cilla as Mother of the Bride, but Coolhand has to entertain her, looks like the wedding is on!!
pre nup agreement??? ----- i get to keep all his money when (notice i said when - it is peter andre after all) we split up - as this is the perfect man - he wont argue with me
wheres cilla black and her hats when u need her....:thrilled:
“Whatever happens, I can't take half of what she's got. I don't want anything from her apart from her
He said that of Jordan Live, your quids in there girl, and anyway we have Oj Simpsons Lawyer drawing up the pro-nup you will win!!
Okay so thats the groom, bridesmaids and Cilla as Mother of the Bride, but Coolhand has to entertain her, looks like the wedding is on!!
ah lou, u lovely, shallow girl u! :inlove:
if i wasn't married, and FAR too old for u, I'd be tempted to assasinate andre and take his place ,after some radical reconstructive surgery, several bank robberies, and 12 months of working out......now i look at what i'd need to do tho, maybe not lol
