WALLET SCAM WARNING! In Superquinn, whilst packing shopping into the car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old Eastern European girls in tight, tiny tops. They wash your screen with their tits up against the window and ask for a lift to the next Superquinn as payment. On the way they will strip down and perform oral sex on each other. One will then climb into the front and suck you off while the other attempts to steal your wallet! I had mine stolen last Thursday Friday, Saturday, Twice on Sunday and once again today so BE CAREFUL!
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Banned from Superquinn
Yesterday I was at my local Superquinn store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my Bengie and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had .... an elephant? So, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now
enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Superquinn.
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:rotflmao: At both posts 
:lol: Was shopping in superquinn for a friend. They gave me list and three hundred euro. It took me hours to do the shopping as the trolley was weighed down with so much booze for a party.
It took ages to scan through all the the items. The girl at the desk asked did I plan on having a good weekend, of course I said I always have a good weekend. She totted up the total and it came to €301. So I said I'll put the nappies back.
The dirty look she gave me would have stopped a rhino in its tracks..........
