Nooooooooooooooo. If you turn left at Antrim and go South , you end up at Aghaboy Upper:scared:
well me anto as u know met eachother for fun but things developed into something else, we got attached and fell in love... u cant deny it if it happens...he is so romantic, writes me poetry, bought me a pre valentine big teddy today for no reason........i love it but u know wat anto jst cumin up to me in supervalue today and kissing me on the lips is jst as nice to me...doesnt have to be valentines to do that.......
oooooooooo donna - pass the bucket.....lol
is it cause im jealous.....:giggle:
im a romantic at heart - ive 5 days to find me a guy to buy me something...........:rose:
smacks of desperations doesnt it..lol
live4life hope you get lucky!! if not catch a bird a fly over here!
Dora - now im fooking mad jealous - oh to get a valentines card....:upset:
havnt gotten one in 13 yrs - ah well - theres always next year
lou xxx
yeah durex sales may peak before valentines which just means men think they have done enough to get a bit, and penicillin released on valentines day to stop the female "headaches", but roance is saying "i love you" without the aid of hallmark
:inlove:i know jorge loves me so much..:thumbup: he gettin me a new heat gun for helpin wit the sanding..:fury: or maybe if he dont get me a romantic pressie also i usin the gun on him. :devil:i hav visions of him tied to a chair naked an im standing over him wit the heat gun all ready an my scraper in my hand.. :evil2:slowly peeling his skin off till he says he goin to get me a nice pressie.:inlove:
well everydays like valentines day for me with katie hehe ,,,woooooohooooooooooo
This is a short valentine poem
For you I have written
Cos with all consuming love
I've been smitten
And when I say smitten I mean everywhere
There's one bit, particularly smit
But let's not go down there
Be my Valentine..:giggle::giggle::giggle:
Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806-1861)
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
:taz:stud i feel ill after reading that get a grip man your losing it
pass the bucket this way pleeeeeese
thanks for the history lesson!
No need to shout!! Your welcome:giveup:
im with you all the way addies
its hard to practice it though
a lot of women cant leave it there,a bit of nsa is great mixed with a hint of romance,minds have to be alike from the get-go
tom
addies
are you dublin based
how does it go usually when someone wins the lotto and hooks up with you for nsa.
tom
Addies: macliam told Live4 to catch a bird over to spain? surely the laws of physics means that no Bird on the planet is big enough to sit on and ride(god this could be sooo misinterpretedlol)all the way to spain or even Dublin for that matter, so I presume he must be on about witchcraft.
Ah I am going to lidl, apparently they are selling the really expensive roses for under a tenner and I want to fill her house with them, must remeber to pick up a box of clarityn on the way.
Before I am accused of being cheap..there's a feckin recesion on and she knows its the thought that counts.
Titan, get a couple of bottles of cheap plonk...might clear your mind!! God knows what threads you are chasing! hope your partner appreciates the pressies
Am sitting here with silky and he just informed me hes going to dust of some plastic flowers he has at home and thats what im getting!!! ..
addies can i borrow your ruler !!!!!
would anyone feeling a little sick in the mouth, or needing a sick bag, please form an orderly line and Nurse Dora will pass out enemas:fury:
Misinterpretted history of Valentine's Day
Ancient Times: The beginnings of the holiday started with a dissident tribe of pagans, later identified as a band of Republican Presidential Candidates. At that time Hallmark cards were not able to use the modern techniques of printing such as inkjets and lasers. Instead the company used the blood of goats of dogs as primitive forms of ink. To keep the locals unsuspicious of their capitalistic exploitation of the holiday they presented the dead animals as a sacrifice to Lupercalia. Also the origins of dominatrix and sadomasochism are seen at this time when young men would use the hides to whip the infertile women of the town asking them "Who's yo' daddy?"
Christianity: Now, let the pagans have their uncivilized fun and festivals, and who has to come along and ruin it? First, it was PETA blowing the whistle on animal cruelty. Then it was the early Roman Catholic Church, who was jealous that the most exciting holiday on their calendar was forty days of giving something up. So, they adopted the holiday to have wild parties. They gave the holiday the new name of St. Valentine's Day. Saint Valentint performed secret marriages and was known in certain Bishops' circles as a master of Kama Sutra. Later, he was sentenced to death for some oppressive reason. Before his death he sent his lover a WallMart Dilbert Card ($ ) signed "Your Valentine."
Medieval: In medieval Europe, the people believed that the 14th of February was the day that birds selected their mates. Hence the term "lovebirds." Wow, they sure were clever. They couldn't figure out how to cook meat, but they had time to think up witty phrases like, lovebirds. The first card was officially sent at this time, a Hallmark fold out, ($ ) from a prisoner in France. The card was actually a cryptic message plotting his escape. Unfortunately, the wife was flattered by the message of love and ignored the plan. Later her husband was beheaded.
Victorian: Everything was mass-produced, and materialism killed the spirit of the holiday. Oh the joys of the Industrial Revolution. It turned the world into faceless masses, inspiring Ayn Rand novels, and in turn inspiring lots of college kids not to pursue a major in English.
Modern: Today children and lovers celebrate the holiday together. Children give candy hearts either for the sugar high or a peck on the cheek behind Mrs. Weidlemeyer's classroom. On the other hand, lovers exchange chocolate hearts. They become disillusioned, thinking that on that night, instead of performing the act of sex, they will delve into the art of making love. Lovers fill every restaurant in town, leaving singles to make reservations even at the drive-thru line at McDonalds 
