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Two-line Rhyme

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Unknown User
Hey Folks,
I recieved an e-mail the other day about a NY Post poetry competition. The only rules are it has to be only two-lines and the first line has to be as romantic as you can get and the second the least romantic biggrin So lets see how creative some of you peeps can be rolleyes
Here are two examples:
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
1totitillate
Sexpert
I thought that I could love no other -- That is until I met your brother. innocentkiss
unknown
Sex God
I am in love with you Darling, But I'd rather have sex with a Starling.
Unknown User
Your eye's are like pools of crystal blue water, any chance you might sleep with my father.
unknown
Sex God
Change father to daughter and you gotsa a rhyme. I love the way we cuddle in bed, Now any chance you can give me some head?
sameplace
Casanova
your as beautiful as the morning sun now can i stick it in your bum.
vanity
Master of Sex
DARLING DUCKY YOUR SUCH A BEAUTY BEND YA OVER SO I CAN DO MY DUTY:doggy:
Unknown User
I love you with all my heart, would you like to hear me fart?
Unknown User
your my sweetie your my honey as long as i can spend your money
Unknown User
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Well done peeps keep them coming :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Did i mention the best one gets me for a night :rascal: :scared:
Unknown User
Quote by user=worshipme
Did i mention the best one gets me for a night :rascal: :scared:

Jasus!...I'm going to have to step up a gear! biggrin
I could compare thee to a summers night
but your face in daylight gives me such a fright!
Unknown User
:thrilled: meand you're on the right track hehehe :evil2: My dream-man hung, handsome and fair, You on the otherhand- my nightmare.
1totitillate
Sexpert
Take me at night or in the morning, Either way I am always yearning ….. ………………………………....................................................... Sex sex sex for me is essential, Put it is you who makes it special …. ……………………………….......................................................... Lover’s I need who know how to tease, Sign up now please please please………… ………………………………........................................................... A sexation is what I need, God I have the urge to tease ……… ………………………………............................................................
Unknown User
With great tenderness I caress... for f**ksake, your hairs a mess!
unknown
Sex God
you are the light of my life, but shhh please dont tell my wife
Unknown User
As I gently remove your panties in the dark.. My God!..is that... a skid mark? :O
veryhelpful
Master of Sex
Im finished now and hope your not hurtin . Can i wipe me mickey on the curtain
Unknown User
tomirs missy you're too romantic biggrin 2nd line suppose to be not so :Pmeandthe, very pmsl :clap:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Now get out of my bed- I am through.
Unknown User
With hair so soft and skin so smooth.. damn it!..your face ruins the mood.
unknown
Sex God
Quote by user=meandthewife
As I gently remove your panties in the dark..
My God!..is that... a skid mark? :O

Was it a glowing skid Mark ????????? lol
She gave me her love all shining and bright,
To be brutally honest i dont give a s*ite
Unknown User
Your bum is so fine, not a glimpse of hair, What the chance, can I park my bike there?
unknown
Sex God
I love it that you think you can go all night, But honestly love, you're so Fucking Shite.
Unknown User
You simply are the man i adore, Get the f**k out and shut the door.
Unknown User
I love you, I love you, I love you boo, But when I kiss you your breath smells of poo