twas the night before christmas

Quote by user=duracelbunny
twas the night before christmas
and all through the house
not a sound could be heard
not the click of one mouse
the mods were all snuggled up in their beds
while visions of kicking peeps ran thru their heads
the fishnets were hung on the mantle with care
in hope that some rabbits soon would be there
and stud had just selected his cap
and settled himself for a long winters nap
when out in the hall rose made such a clatter
stud sprang from his bed to see what was the matter
oh stud our meet has leaked to the papers
now all the world will know of our capers
don,t worry said stud
i have a plan
i'm going on site
i know just the man
he leapt to his comp
and booted it up
went straight to the chatroom
and looked bk up
dont worry said bk
i'll sort it all out
i know a lady
who has lots of clout
he rang up the papers
and said this must end
give up this harrasment
or slightly i'll send
the story was scrapped
the paper shut down
and all the reporters
they ran from the town
bk jumped in his car
and as he drove out of sight
yelled happy christmas to all
and to all a good night