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:laughabove: feck off boo im first in the line rotflmao Thank you hunni worship
Quote by user=goldenknicks
Lol..To the lot of you:grin:
Newbie, imagine a toy that sat there quietly, until you took it out, when you switched it on it said, 'Hi Golden, my aren't you looking wow today, hey hun no need to cook or clean baby, put your feet up, and when I am finished you are in for a whopping great time hunni'and freakin meant every word!
Until that day happens, it is cheap batteries all the way:grin:

Thats not a toy gk, its a woman.
well boo, you get one of those by speaking nicely to me (or offering sexual favours :gigglesmile Height wise it's one size fits all, although can lend him a pair of my stilletoes if you're looking someone taller and get him to kneel down if shorter is more your thing Rideability wise, erm........... he's 10 outta 10 on that front but happy to send on a pic as evidence :haha: But yes babes you're def still first in the queue
here are your batteries and some chocolate for after
Need Batteries for my HORNBY !!!!