right - i think its about time we posted the weird/desperate e-mails that we get to see just how many of us get the same ones ----------- the joys of copy and paste...:giggle:
Hi,
I'm from Dublin, Dalkey. I would love to meet up sometime. I'm just married, but I'm looking for some excitment in my bedroom.
I'm 35 and a successful businessman.
I can travel up to you and book a hotel room. Maybe next Friday is suitable ?., Or even better, I'm going to Krakow on both Oct 4 and 11 for a short w/e (1 night, Sat). I'd love your company.
Ciao.
he hasnt a clue who i am.........:giggle:
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this ones for the ladies...lol
and another one is..............
RE: Hi
I'm interesting of u.I'm a good looking man,fun, intelligent.I would love to lick ur pussy and fuck u.I'm licking great.U would be happy.I'll be happy to have a date with u if u want.I'm leaving alone in nice house near Kilbeggan.I'm Ukrainian,but leaving in Ireland for last 8 years.I split with my girl 6 month ago and I'll be happy to meet someone for relationship or just good contact me
smacks of desperation...lol
Sex God
Lol, In regards to the first one Live4, is it a thing you actually know the guy in real life when you say he has no Idea who you are?...
Cruel of you to make a show of all us poor desperate singles...good job Ive never emailed you...
oi make..................1st off all - ive never laid eyes on the guy - in real life - or on the site at all ......:giggle:
and id never post an e-mail that you send me ------------------- cause uve never sent one to me........:upset:
anyhow .......... going on a weekend away with a total stranger is really really dangerous - and really really stupid....u might not come back alive ffs
ah well - we will see who else got it anyway......
Sex God
I wasnt saying you did, I was asking as when you said the guy has no Idea who you are, but in re-reading it I get what ya mean about the inviting you away and not knowing you....Poor Old Mrs of Mr Email is off to a great start with her marital bliss.
Less of the oi's lol..you near took me eye out there lol.
Aaah. Now Live4.....I'd love to get some mail like to have a good giggle over.
Why can't more single women be like desperate single men (whoops, or attached but didn't like the wedding-afters) and send us men a few cracking "I'm a desperate successful single female with large house and fast car for you to like my pussy in if you lick to like my pussy when my mother is at chiropodissstss....
I flower arrange in my spare time'
{spelling mistakes are on purpose}
jo
Why can't more single women be like desperate single men (whoops, or attached but didn't like the wedding-afters) and send us men a few cracking "I'm a desperate successful single female with large house and fast car for you to like my pussy in if you lick to like my pussy when my mother is at chiropodissstss....
I flower arrange in my spare time'
{spelling mistakes are on purpose}
jo
Sex God
:haha:are u sure u didnt get a sneak peak of my new advert Jomor :lick:
hey there we were just looking at your pics and we must say that you look hot me and my boyfriend are looking to have a 3sum me would like you know if you would be up 4 it it would be are first time me think it would be fun we do not have pics but will put some up this week are we could send you some if you would like
CONSIDERING I DONT HAVE PICTURES ON MY PROFILE - THERE GOOD......:giggle:
Quote by user=slightlysexy
:haha:are u sure u didnt get a sneak peak of my new advert Jomor :lick:
Well I hadn't slightly....but the prompt tempted me.
I usually keep quite cool...but something made me a bit hot.
any guesses?and to think that I'm probably within the same county as the source of those pics.
I need a few smokes now.:notes:
jo
christ - the e-mails just keep coming.......:giggle:
RE: trying again...lol
hiya babe,
experienced, horny guy wants to give you pleasure. Interested in having a wicked tongue lick and suck your pussy and drive your clit wild? Want me to fuck your mouth, then let you play with and suck my long, hard cock and full balls? Want to sit on my cock and have me hold your ass as I plunge my long cock deep into your pussy til you're begging me to cum over your tits!
ONE ANSWER..................NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by user=live4life
another funny e-mail - anyone want to decipher....:giggle:
RE: HELLO
SORRY I M QUAYET MEN IF YOU WONT MEET ME IN NORMAL LIFE WRITH EVRYTHING HOW SEE THS BIG KISS
Aah now, Live4. That's easy if you have street-talk.
QUAYET....is a mispelling of QUAYETTE which means either a 'Small Quay' or a 'Female Quay'. Maybe a bit like Little Ormand Quay?
I think that he is trying to say that he is into the new venture of "Quaying", but only into it 'small-time'.....a bit like "Cottaging" but you do it on the Quay with life Buoys and pretend you're saving someone (he's even given the full technical details of a kiss of life).
Even I could spot that.
jo
Sexpert
Quote by user=aurorablue
RE: hi sexy
want to fuck??
:doh: aurora and there was me thinking I was only fem to get that message lol and t
Quote by user=live4life
right - i think its about time we posted the weird/desperate e-mails that we get to see just how many of us get the same ones ----------- the joys of copy and paste...:giggle:
Hi,
I'm from Dublin, Dalkey. I would love to meet up sometime. I'm just married, but I'm looking for some excitment in my bedroom.
I'm 35 and a successful businessman.
I can travel up to you and book a hotel room. Maybe next Friday is suitable ?., Or even better, I'm going to Krakow on both Oct 4 and 11 for a short w/e (1 night, Sat). I'd love your company.
Ciao.
he hasnt a clue who i am.........:giggle:
omg hahaha lou i got that same one lol:evil2: haha the Krakow one ffs i was gonna go and all nottttttt!!! :thrilled:
