> The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their
> 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
> with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.
>
> He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
>
> 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
> 'An ambulance just drove by!'
> 'Looks like the Anderson 's have company,' he called out.
> 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
> 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
> 'Jason is on his skate board!
>
> After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are shagging!!'
> Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called
> out, 'How do you know they're shagging?'
>
> 'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.
:rotflmao::rotflmao:
priceless