the money shot

20 Jan 2010

Does the money shot always hit the recipient in the eye LL :lol2:is this why there are so many professional porn girls wearing glasses ??? IS there asure fire way not to get hit in the eye ?? Your thought s and tips would be most welcome :lol2:

20 Jan 2010

:lol2: duck and roll doc! :lol2: For me .. anywhere but my hair thanks :uhoh:

20 Jan 2010

anna did you not see something about mary ??? :D thought it was very fetching in her hair hee hee ... as for duck and roll ... would it not depend on the velocity of the shot ?? lol

20 Jan 2010

course the velocity matters... just run quick and hide under the bed :lol2: That stuff is desperate to get outta hair :uhoh::uhoh::uhoh:

20 Jan 2010

Close your eyes!! That stuffs not good for them at all so I hear. Or aim a little lower...

20 Jan 2010

You are all missing the point. Why in porn even if the girl is drop dead gorgeous and the most fantastic shag ever, does the guy have to wank off at the end? In fairness ladies, if the guy you were with had to whip it out and wank off everytime, wouldnt you be showing him the door?

20 Jan 2010

Quote by user=tom4
You are all missing the point. Why in porn even if the girl is drop dead gorgeous and the most fantastic shag ever, does the guy have to wank off at the end? In fairness ladies, if the guy you were with had to whip it out and wank off everytime, wouldnt you be showing him the door?

Pokes Tom

It is feckin porn , not real life ya eejit, that is why the guy always wanks off:evil2::giggle:

20 Jan 2010

Pmsl Virgo.
I dont think it matters what you do, your always going to get hit in the places you dont want it, someone i know has a habit of getting the damm stuff up my fecking nose...for gods sake. I dont think aim has anything to do with it really after all it does shoot out at some speed lol

21 Jan 2010

:giggle:The next thing we will have the HSE making rules for PPE....goggles ..highvis vests...steel toe caps bolt

21 Jan 2010

:haha:And nose clips:sticky::sticky::sticky:

21 Jan 2010

:grin:...sure i never thought of the dust masks...

21 Jan 2010

Ah feck it with some blokes you would need full head gear or a welders mask lol

21 Jan 2010

:giggle: Better still Raven..full scuba gear...rubber suit and all

21 Jan 2010

Well that would be taking safe sex a bit too far:sticky::haha:

21 Jan 2010

:giggle: Well just in case some of the little feckers escape

21 Jan 2010

Oh yes we have to keep them contained:sticky:

21 Jan 2010

Quote by user=ravenfire
:haha:And nose clips:sticky::sticky::sticky:

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............I find a pinch of the nose and they open the mouth and shoot it in there, job done...no messy clean up.... poke

21 Jan 2010

this is hilarious, nothin worse than gettin it in the eye, stings like bejesus. anywhere but eyes n hair, just need to direct it the right way ;-)

21 Jan 2010

Mouth is the only place, or a chest shot:lick::lick:

21 Jan 2010

God bless your physical dexterity Titan. For the average male its hard to keep spasms at a minimum as the moment of no return is reached, never mind trying to grab girls nose between finger and thumb....

21 Jan 2010

unfortunatly when the moment arrives (otherwise known as the vinegar stroke lol

) there is not a chance of a man directing ( or caring) who gets shot :grin: or where hee hee... it is the one and only moment for men when they are absolutly selfish :wave2: Mr. Doc

21 Jan 2010

Quote by user=tom4
God bless your physical dexterity Titan. For the average male its hard to keep spasms at a minimum as the moment of no return is reached, never mind trying to grab girls nose between finger and thumb....

When yer good yer good Tom.

22 Jan 2010

hate waste:rascal:recession still on :uhoh:high in protein and all lol

22 Jan 2010

Quote by user=vanity
hate waste:rascal:recession still on :uhoh:high in protein and all lol

Vanity well said indeed....:clap: Afterall it does take a lot of effort to produce, and it be such a waste if not fully appreciated..:lick:
Then again....I have been told it makes great moisturiser.... bolt

22 Jan 2010

hear hear... n i neva waste a drop..:lick::lick: shame on ya CocCoc rotflmao

:giggle:

22 Jan 2010

Hawny who said I waste it:lick:This is Mr CocCocs thread..... Mrs CocCoc.......:grin::grin::grin:

22 Jan 2010

and here comes the cum phobic :O... not on me , in me or near me :scared:.... I can just about be in the same room as it. I am getting better though, it's the S4I therapy :grin:

22 Jan 2010

dont lie busty !! biggrin

we all know you have a selection of organically produced yougurt in your fridge :lol2: kept from you victims after you milk them.....MR Doc:lick:

22 Jan 2010

ooooooooooooh the snow-balling:thrilled::thrilled:

22 Jan 2010

Doc I put that in your tea last time you were here , any wonder you make your own tea now :grin:

Quote by user=doccock
dont lie busty !! we all know you have a selection of organically produced yougurt in your fridge :lol2: kept from you victims after you milk them.....MR Doc:lick: