The best of both worlds,

6 Mar 2009

I was going to name this thread one million things to do with chocolate, but anyway here goes, tried this last night, We were both in heaven. Ingredients required cadburys cream egg(s) one naked man , maybe two Place cadburys cream egg in fridge for approx. half an hour (any longer may cause frostbite) Take one sharp knife take out said egg and slice in half its cold but not too cold place on top of penis (depending on size of penis more than one egg may be needed or you might just be greedy) there maybe some shrinkage but it is only temporary as the body temperature rises the egg will start to melt very slowly. lick away to your hearts content or your greedy and have eaten all of it in in the first minute In which case another egg is required (yes I was greedy) start again Nibble, lick and suck, as it slowly melts, his penis may become larger (it will) dont let all the ohhhs and ahhhhhs put you off. when you get to the filling it may contain traces of precome keep licking and sucking watch out for sudden movements and thrusting, lick and suck, keep going most importantly SWALLOW Its a great way to enjoy cream eggs together and your guaranteed a huge easter egg on easter morning, lol enjoy!

6 Mar 2009

That sounds bold !!! Will never look at a cream egg in the same light again. Will I bring one to Westmeath the next time I am passing ?

6 Mar 2009

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce: excellent Bonkin... Or you could play hide the little baby egg, using body parts:smoke:

6 Mar 2009

:Pfrigging great bonkin we will deffo have to try that :clap:

6 Mar 2009

1. Don't Let Fab bitch see this thread. 2. Does it work with twix?

6 Mar 2009

Im sure it works with all chocolate, they dont call kit-kats, four fingers of fun for nothing A finger of fudge is just enough flakes are great for a quick melt

6 Mar 2009

Quote by user=kermitpiggy
Im sure it works with all chocolate,
they dont call kit-kats,
four fingers of fun for nothing
A finger of fudge is just enough
flakes are great for a quick melt

Titan79 says
ah I was thinking of the biscuit crumb element could be a hoor under the foreskin. bolt

6 Mar 2009

Titan79 says ah I was thinking of the biscuit crumb element could be a hoor under the foreskin. bolt

:-o thats what mini eggs are for...:-o:-o:-o:bolt:

6 Mar 2009

titan milky way cripy rolls melts better me thinks and also produces lots of leg action especially when consumed on an empty stomach :bounce::bounce::giggle:

14 Oct 2009

and on page 14 things to do with Chocolate...mmm

14 Oct 2009

mmmmmm a twirl or flake very good too , but need to be in the fridge for a long time to be rock solid, the hard the choc is the slower it melts so much more fun can be had with in in many positions

15 Oct 2009

Bonkin I prefer to eat my cream eggs just like that :lick: and I'm a big fan of malteasers too ;)

15 Oct 2009

And the blue m&m's make me hyper ....... Sounds like a whole lot of fun ..... I wonder how many cream eggs people can eat before feeling sick ??????

15 Oct 2009

for me sean it would be half an egg, ,, i am guilty of the cardinal sin of not liking cadbury cream eggs!!,, oh the shame , im a cream egg hater,:eeek:

15 Oct 2009

My name is Rain..and I too am a creme egg hater sad

SS.. you and I should start our own little support group, first meeting, my place, wine and canapes..no eggs kiss

15 Oct 2009

fertilised or otherwise (sorry had to say it)

16 Oct 2009

Quote by user=rain1965
My name is Rain..and I too am a creme egg hater
SS.. you and I should start our own little support group, first meeting, my place, wine and canapes..no eggs

Sounds like a plan.. Fellow cream egg hater here too..far too sweet.